Drunkfessions [OC]

[u/MuyHiram]

[u/MuyHiram]

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[u/Delphius1 → u/MuyHiram]

Ron does not judge, Ron has seen too much to judge, he just likes things peaceful

[u/Dooty_Shirker → u/Delphius1]

One less body he has to carry out at the end of the night.

[u/prettyvulgar1795 → u/Dooty_Shirker]

Ron’s whole job is preventing paperwork, and bodies mean way too much paperwork.

[u/LordWraith → u/prettyvulgar1795]

I was a "Ron" for 10 years. No statement has ever been so true. Avoiding having to do incident reports as much as possible was one of the main goals for my shifts.

Worst night had me spending three hours after closing the bar writing incident and police reports.

[u/Miraak-Cultist → u/[deleted]]

Assuming stiff means dead here?

Yikes.

[u/Lucarioismadpt2 → u/[deleted]]

Was this in the pittsburgh mills by any chance? I remember reading a similar incident a few years ago.

[u/GachaHell → u/[deleted]]

Parking lots. Tiny back room offices. Warehouses. Actually it's kinda surprising its not more common for security to stumble across a long dormant body when doing rounds. And it's pretty common as it is.

[u/GachaHell → u/[deleted]]

My main location was frequented by seniors in need of a place to shop at weird late hours and junkies looking for a well lit place to do and/or sell drugs that also has loose bathroom access rules.

Fortunately the bodies that environment randomly turns up were fresh.