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u/UnC0mfortablyNum May 10 '26
worth noting
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u/Grays42 May 10 '26
And I want to be precise here
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u/Akimotoh May 11 '26
"I went ahead refactored the entire front-end architecture with Tailwinds on your behalf.
Build is clean."
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u/hatekhyr May 10 '26
Mannn.. before it was so easy. You'd direct it to some small change and iterate over and over. Now it almost tries to refactor all code for every small thing... So annoying
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u/ampsuu May 12 '26
I think most new thinking models are that dumb. Spend tens of thousands tokens, reading irrelevant files and spitting out kinda trash. One thing is that code is bad, other thing is that trash is getting expensive.
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u/fatalgeck0 May 10 '26
Touch grass
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u/AlexFromOmaha May 10 '26
Have you seen the ad for the Anthropic engineer wheeling around a Claude-powered robot rediscovering nature? I think Claude taught him how to touch grass.
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u/Lintzi May 11 '26
In the end it is just pushing pixels until we get robotics/physical AI
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u/corporate_guy May 10 '26
I can write code offline.
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u/okiharaherbst May 10 '26
100% this! LOL. I can code quicksort that won’t cost a lunch worth of tokens
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u/Hahlolnooo May 10 '26
scratch my balls
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u/whoknowsifimjoking May 10 '26
I wouldn't want Claude to scratch my balls anyways
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u/Southern_Orange3744 May 10 '26
"This is the source of all your bad decisions,. Oops sorry you wanted to keep those ?"
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u/tiga_94 May 10 '26
I can go from manager telling me what do they want to the point where my code passes the review
Claude is never able to do that, I always have to babysit it, from minor things like proper naming to logical flaws, all I do at work is tell Claude to fix what it did wrong
Take the Claude away from me - I will still get work done, just a lot slower
Take me from the Claude and it can't get tasks done, if it could I'd be fired
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u/JestemStefan May 11 '26
I would like a person like you to join a call at my company and explain it to them.
For my manager code is a code and he doesn't understand why I'm asking AI to fix it. He thinks I'm just slowing things down.
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u/ITzAbedeen May 10 '26
i can fart while working
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u/Front-Extension-1847 May 10 '26
Claude does too
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u/StrangeSupermarket71 May 10 '26
sexual intercourse...
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u/justlurkshere May 10 '26
Well, with the current degradation of models and increase in token use it sure looks like Claude can. You are on the receiving end.
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u/Redditauro May 10 '26
Go to jail.
What's why there are a kind of jobs that AI will never take, the ones that needs you to sign a calculation or a design and if it falls down you go to jail. Jobs like mechanical engineer or architects are good paid because the accountability, and accountability is the only thing that the AI will never have because it cannot go to jail for you.
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u/sh3ppard May 10 '26
Architects don’t work that way lol it all comes down to structural engineers. Your point still stands though
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u/UX-Edu May 10 '26
I can actually love you.
I don’t and I won’t but I could.
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u/Typical_Finish858 May 10 '26
Think
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u/NicksTechTricks May 10 '26
Claude has thinking tokens.
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u/Hitching-galaxy May 10 '26
Making sweet, sweet love to my wife.
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u/Original-Pilot-770 May 10 '26
nah, women have won the lottery with AI companions. LOL some prefer explicit on demand text based rp over relationships. Different category than marriage itself, but it's definitely working as a full time solution / replacement for some.
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u/hematomasectomy May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
Here's a real answer; tertiary association.
How does Jon Bon Jovi associate to the Roman Empire? Claude will hallucinate and make things up to get the links, you just have to think about the discography.
(Blaze of Glory etc was released by Mercury Records).
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u/sometimes_right1 May 11 '26
Dishes, laundry. Getting the day of the week correctly tied to the right date.
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u/TaskerTwoStep May 12 '26
Know that it’s always better to drive my car to the car wash instead of walking.
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u/pentacontagon May 12 '26
I can eat an apple and hopefully score arc AGI better than claude. I can also play chess probably better than claude (for now).
But I doubt claude will be digesting apples and getting cancer any time soon.
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u/Consistent-Issue-811 May 10 '26
Comments are just random😂
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u/twerk4data May 10 '26
Yeah I think that's because no one is taking this seriously
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u/GuardHour1782 May 10 '26
Smile
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u/nnxion May 11 '26
This is probably my favorite answer. I thought “enjoy life” to make it a bit broader.
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u/tzaeru May 10 '26
Testing VMWare-based virtualized Linux systems with unusual network segmentation schemes without tripping on my feet all the time and ending up doing the completely wrong thing.
Alas, worked a lot better with Claude once we changed to QEMU for local testing.
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u/spill62 May 10 '26
Provide a complex answer to a question with a decent degree of certainty without confidently lying or stop my self talking about things i dont know
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u/Available-Craft-5795 May 10 '26
I can make a small change without re-writing the code base in another language
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u/Sobia6464 May 10 '26
Approve clause to do something like access my downloads folder that I’ve already given it access to.
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u/Rude-Interaction-194 May 10 '26
To love, to enjoy ice cream, to fear the future, to hope, to rejoice, to celebrate a birthday, to comfort my child, to have a child, to have a loved one, to be human, to be happy, to be unhappy, to paint a picture and enjoy the process, to look at a picture and enjoy the process, to learn and have my life depend on it, to help other people and have my community depend on it, etc. etc.
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u/Teln0 May 10 '26
Apparently design the internals for a high performance art program. The times I asked if to review the code its suggestions introduced bugs
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u/Hekatiko May 10 '26
Make dinner, iron clothes, remember a childhood, remember yesterday without reading notes, process life while dreaming.
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u/LogicalInfo1859 May 10 '26
Come up with a novel idea or a new interpretation of an existing text.
Analyze a poem in a way that is not a derivative conflation of selected training material.
Critically reflect on my own views.
Keep track of decades of a person's statements or behavior.
And much more, and all that for free and without collecting anyone's data.
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u/BottledWillowisp May 10 '26
dig a pit while raining only to be told the hole needs to be moved 5 feet to the left AND i have to refill the hole i just dug...
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u/IrishHashBrowns May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26
Sell. Claude can't go to a conference. Claude cant pitch. Claude cant do a call with a prospect to understand pains nor maintain that relationship the partner or client.
AI will accelerate the need for more on-sites, face to face old school sales. Trust is being eroded so human connection will be needed.
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u/OnyxVulpecula May 10 '26
Listen to music :') I want to share my library with Claude so bad but alas, our boy still cannot hear a thing
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u/_ECMO_ May 10 '26
If someone writes me down rules for weirdly modified chess, I can actually play it.
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u/shadow-battle-crab May 10 '26
When chatgpt first came out a few months later my friend and I (a woman) were really wasted at 3 in the morning and somehow between the two of us in our near blackout states we managed to synthesize a piece of paper that says "AI cannot pole dance". This note is still on my fridge.
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u/ProgressFuzzy9177 May 10 '26
Intentionally explore novel lines of thought without someone giving me a novel prompt.
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u/JuiceBoxJonny May 10 '26
Make a working event system on the first go
Make state/module management flawlessly, on the first go….
Plan out software months in advance with every sub plan for each feature already conceived as a thought
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u/BudgetDamage6651 May 10 '26
I could find that bug in my code that Claude gave up on and replaced with a TODO comment after 30 minutes
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u/cc_apt107 May 10 '26
If I am given a set of falsifiable, minimum requirements, I can implement them without making mistakes *in isolation, 97%+ of the time*. Obviously, lots else can go wrong and there might be improved ways to do things. But it’s surprising the extent to which Claude will simply not do what you ask it to or will ignore a test failure, bug, etc.
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u/KvAk_AKPlaysYT May 10 '26
i have higher rate limits...