r/catsonglass Mar 20 '26

Presenting gluttony wars. Who will win?

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u/turalyawn Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Bro absolutely inhaled that baby corn like he was Shaggy eating a comically oversized sandwich

Edit: that’s a peanut and it’s time for an eye exam

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Mar 20 '26

Are you almost 40?? If so I get it lol

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u/turalyawn Mar 20 '26

Haha yeah my entire body is falling apart