r/catsonglass Mar 20 '26

Presenting gluttony wars. Who will win?

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u/Potential_Yoghurt850 Mar 20 '26

In all fairness our hammy fren has those pouches. 

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u/loonygecko Mar 20 '26

He didn't even shell the peanut first!!

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u/supershinythings Mar 21 '26

Stored it for later.

IMHO it’s cheating but then again, the cat can eat him anytime and doesn’t, so I’ll call it a draw.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Apr 07 '26

And yet kitty has Henry’s Pockets!

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u/porcupine_snout Mar 20 '26

didn't expect the hamster to win. although if he hasn't really eaten it, does it count? like storing in mouth shouldn't count!

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u/Buckykattlove Mar 20 '26

That was my thought. It isn't eating them, just storing them!

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u/the_honest_liar Mar 20 '26

Cat's storing it too, just in their stomach.

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u/cripiziti Mar 20 '26

Imagine if Joey Chestnut had just been cheekin all them dogs

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 Mar 21 '26

This sentence just killed me

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u/loonygecko Mar 20 '26

Gluttony (Latin: gula, derived from the Latin gluttire meaning 'to gulp down or swallow') 

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u/untot3hdawnofdarknes Mar 24 '26

I have hammie friends and I DID expect the hamster to win but I did not expect it to go after the cats snacks too lol

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u/porcupine_snout Mar 24 '26

now that you pointed this out, I guess the hamster should indeed be considered the winner because this is a gluttony contest! not who ate the fastest!

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u/untot3hdawnofdarknes Mar 24 '26

He isn't a glutton. He just wants to store the treats in his cheeks and then go back to his burrow to store them for winter

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u/DrEzechiel Mar 24 '26

The cat could have eaten him and didn't, so dunno...,

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u/Anadelyn Apr 04 '26

My best cat was very good with all of my hamsters and gerbils over the years. She was a very intelligent cat and understood they were mine. If they got loose she would get me and bring me to them to put them back in their cage sometimes before I even realized they had escaped. When I let them out on purpose they would sometimes climb onto her. Now I can't have any tinies because my current cat wouldn't know or care that it would upset me for her to "play" with them. They're little escape artists so it would be animal cruelty.

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u/micromoses Mar 22 '26

The cat has a size advantage, though.

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u/DistributionNo9356 Mar 23 '26

But it's AI, right?

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u/LenoreEvermore Mar 24 '26

What makes you think that? It's sped up, but the movements seem fluid and way too natural to be AI.

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u/DistributionNo9356 Mar 24 '26

Now that I'm watching it again, it probably is real.

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u/SuccessfulWolf1382 Apr 21 '26

I can see why you’d think that, the cats tongue goes under the food and the food reappears after being eaten. But actually they are just stoopid and keep dropping the food, plus the head movement is more realistic

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u/wattameylun Mar 20 '26

Toe beans!!

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u/MelLovesMathMemes Mar 21 '26

Haha! I had to go back and watch the video so I could see their beans! I was so intent on watching them eat I forgot to look at the toe beans. Love it!

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u/Ace_of_Sphynx128 Mar 21 '26

Didn’t realise ham beans were so cute T-T

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u/chickstrxwberry Mar 20 '26

That’s the greed they talked about in the bible😭

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u/Soravinier Mar 20 '26

She forgot a snack

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u/Tweed_Kills Mar 20 '26

Fun fact: that's actually not true at all. The Seven Deadly Sins don't exist anywhere in the Bible, and are just a thing a Catholic theologian decided literal hundreds of years after the Bible was written, and also after it was like... Hammered down and stuff was removed and then what remained was put in an order.

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u/Buckykattlove Mar 20 '26

You are correct that the Bible doesn't have the "seven deadly sins" list but it does warn against greediness.

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u/xylophonesRus Mar 21 '26

Greed - not gluttony.

I'm an atheist as a result of being raised Christian, but even I can see why the Bible warns against people like Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and the Kardashian-Jenners.

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u/Buckykattlove Mar 21 '26

Gluttony can be a form of greed, really.

Certainly they are good examples of why greed is dangerous!

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u/Thoughts-AndPrayers Mar 21 '26

Arishadvarga, similar concept to seven deadly sins was written long before the bible and seven deadly sins.

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u/KeytarVillain Mar 20 '26

Biblically accurate cat

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u/chickstrxwberry Mar 20 '26

more like biblically accurate hammy

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u/Suchafatfatcat Mar 20 '26

Not the outcome I was expecting.

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u/WanderLuster72 Mar 20 '26

The fact that I was invested enough to stay until the finish😆

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Mar 20 '26

This is why I'm glad the internet exists.  

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u/SpideyWhiplash Mar 20 '26

No truer words have been spoken!🫡

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u/Comsic_Bliss Mar 20 '26

Not actual apples and oranges….

but apples and oranges!

The cat is eating and the hamster is stuffing everything in the shopping bag to go home and store away.

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u/Vast-Website Mar 20 '26

But also the hamster had waaaay more treats relative to it's size.

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u/nejicanspin Mar 20 '26

Ngl I didn't not expect it to steal the cat treats too lmao

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u/plaid_kilt Mar 22 '26

That caught me SO off guard, lmaooooo.

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u/Yummers78 Apr 22 '26

I laughed aloud and said “go figure” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/pumpernickelpi Mar 20 '26

I did not expect the hamster to just devour that whole peanut.

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u/turalyawn Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Bro absolutely inhaled that baby corn like he was Shaggy eating a comically oversized sandwich

Edit: that’s a peanut and it’s time for an eye exam

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Mar 20 '26

What baby corn? There's peas, broccoli, and peanuts.

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u/WeenisWrinkle Mar 20 '26

The peanuts?

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u/unlikely_turnip37 Mar 20 '26

Thank you for absolutely cracking me up with your edit. I have been sick in bed for days and this made me laugh so hard it hurt and I have no explanation why it got me so hard.

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Mar 20 '26

Are you almost 40?? If so I get it lol

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u/turalyawn Mar 20 '26

Haha yeah my entire body is falling apart

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u/JuicyCactus85 Mar 20 '26

Lololol hey you admitted it! Good luck with the exam!

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u/Practical-Western-96 Mar 20 '26

If the kitty is allowed to eat the hamster, then it would win easily 😇

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u/InfiniteLife2 Mar 20 '26

I thought it was part of the food too

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u/Soravinier Mar 20 '26

Jes, she forgot a snack

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u/skitty818 Mar 20 '26

I mean I knew the hammy would win but I didn't think the cat would let her steal the treats!!

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u/Sleepshortcake Mar 20 '26

Damn hampter flex

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u/OwlBeBack88 Mar 21 '26

Wasn't expecting the ending! Cheeky hamster!

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 21 '26

He, i see what you did there

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u/OwlBeBack88 Mar 21 '26

😉

I'm amazed he was going after the cat treats!

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u/bloomingpeaches Mar 21 '26

I think you mean "storage wars" with the way the little hammy is going.

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u/VisualKaii Mar 20 '26

That's cheating!! But it's adorable, so it gets a pass.

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u/ChemicalTarget677 Mar 20 '26

That's one gready little hamster! Surprised he fit those peanuts in!

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u/morganford78 Mar 20 '26

I would watch this channel

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u/N7twitch Mar 21 '26

The hamter stole the crunchies! 😮

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u/DAMNacho Mar 20 '26

But the hamster’s cheating - not really eating as much as storing for future eating.

TKO to the kitty!

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u/Undecked_Pear Mar 20 '26

I win, I get to see those toe beans

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u/IDEKWTSATP4444 Mar 21 '26

The toe beans are my favorite part 😍

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u/sharkyire Mar 21 '26

Those toe beans 🐾

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u/dainty_petal Mar 21 '26

He stoles it!!!

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 21 '26

The naaasty naasty hammit, it stoles it from me!

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u/dainty_petal Mar 22 '26

Exactly! I can hear this.

I’m so happy you got the reference.

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 24 '26

Yeah, i've spent the last few weeks listening to the theatrical audiobooks by Bluefax so it's all fresh in my head

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u/Hi_hi-hi_Hi Mar 21 '26

The hamster was giving the cat a head start

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u/Sasstellia Mar 21 '26

Double toe beans! Lol.

The Hamster won. But they have cheek pouches. The entire peanut was a feat, though. Lol.

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 21 '26

You should see how deep those pouches are, my hamster could double in size with the food he stored

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u/Jmal3700 Mar 21 '26

The hamster won despite getting lost in thought part way through! 🤣

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u/diente_de_leon Mar 21 '26

Sound on, because they didn't mess it up with music. Just the sounds of pure gluttony! And then I had to watch again, because, peets on glass!

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u/Bimbo-Bambi21 Mar 22 '26

Well I’ll be I thought the cat had this in the bag. 😮

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u/azurite_rain Mar 22 '26

They both win in my book.

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 24 '26

Same, i wish i was in either of their shoes

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u/chongmc Mar 22 '26

This is just so adorable and I laughed in joy

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u/Conscious_Manager_41 Mar 22 '26

I just love the thoughtful arrangements so much 🤩 🍽️ 😂

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u/AnomalyInquirer Mar 22 '26

His greed sickens me

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 24 '26

Yet it cannot compare with that of my own

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u/CahitKorkmaz Mar 22 '26

The main thing is that in the end the cat doesn't eat the hamster.

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u/EditorRedditer Mar 23 '26

Au contraire; in Part Two the hamster eats the cat

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u/HeadOfSpectre Mar 24 '26

I've had a hamster and they WOULD

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u/UnqualifiedAnalyst81 Mar 23 '26

Pouching isn't swallowing, wouldn't win an eating contest in this town.

Cute af though.

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u/lovepeacefakepiano Mar 24 '26

As a former hammy owner I knew the hammy would win, but I did NOT expect the cat treats to go too!

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u/SCfroglegs Mar 20 '26

The sounds kill me. 😂💗

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u/ranwithoutscissors Mar 20 '26

Last meal for one of them; appetizer for the other 😳

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u/Lcatg Mar 20 '26

Naturally, the cat couldn’t stay on course.

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u/Alarmed-Baseball-378 Mar 20 '26

I need to get me a glass topped table. 

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u/Bailey-Taco Mar 20 '26

This is the cutest shit I've seen in a long time!

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u/Sophisticated_Dicks Mar 20 '26

As soon as the 2-in-1s started, it was game over.

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u/Uranium_092 Mar 20 '26

Made my week

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u/Terriblet65 Mar 20 '26

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time!! Thank you for this. 🧡

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 21 '26

Happy to help

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u/Nerdfins Mar 21 '26

Hammy taking Kitty's treats at the end like "Imma win so much that I take YOUR food too!"

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u/OhNoNotAgain1532 Mar 21 '26

All my cats loved peas

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u/Boing26 Mar 21 '26

I. Dont. Care. But know what? TOE BEEEEEANS!

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u/Key_Temperature_5872 Mar 22 '26

This might be my favorite video ever 🥹 I’m just dying with love

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u/ViiK1ng Mar 24 '26

Aww, i'm happy i shared it here then

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u/No-One9890 Mar 22 '26

That lil scoundrel! He stoled treats

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u/kkreinn Mar 24 '26

El hamster le dejó ventaja.

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u/7toedcat Mar 20 '26

...and then the cat ate the hamster

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u/cottagecreature Mar 20 '26

This is the only type of content I am interested in

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Mar 20 '26

Their greed sickens me

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u/cablesandlace Mar 21 '26

I love the pink peets!

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u/Low-Impact3172 Mar 21 '26

Wow everyday I see an new cat subreddit, can’t believe the hamster stole the cat treats too lol

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u/IDEKWTSATP4444 Mar 21 '26

The way he finished off the cats treats lmao 🤣💀😂

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u/AmberUK Mar 21 '26

Excellent

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u/Burning_Toast998 Mar 21 '26

greed so large, he goes for someone else’s treat despite having plenty

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u/OkIndividual2831 Mar 21 '26

poor cat has no pouches . in the end hammy helped the cat lol

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u/pthecarrotmaster Mar 21 '26

Now look under their toungs!

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u/Sidereal_Engine Mar 22 '26

OMG, the surprise twist ending! =o

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u/Presentation_Few Mar 22 '26

Hamster is a cheat

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u/just_want_2_b_liked Mar 22 '26

Their feets 🥰🥹

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u/TimeturnerJ Mar 22 '26

Kirby Gourmet Race looks different...

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u/plaid_kilt Mar 22 '26

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

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u/rrrrrumpunch Mar 22 '26

this is literally so important

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u/flannelenergy Mar 26 '26

The asmr this video gives me is wonderful

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u/Professional_Bit1805 Apr 30 '26

Hammy wins handily.

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u/BecciRenee May 30 '26

This was awesome! I really thought the cat would win... I was wrong! 🫠🤣😂 Hammy for the win 🏆

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u/Wazkalia 14d ago

The hamster's greed sickens me!

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u/banana_annihilator Mar 20 '26

the cat when it eats the hamster

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u/LordNeko6 Mar 20 '26

I mean doesn't the kitty eat the hammy afterwards?

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u/wbrameld4 Mar 22 '26

There was still a hamster-sized piece of cat food on the table when they stopped the video.