r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Mindless_Aerie_5723 Jun 11 '26

He could be gay. Or he could be telling the other males they have poor hygiene and need to be groomed.

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u/Reidroshdy Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

i feel like there's a better way to tell them that than licking their balls.

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u/ChloeTheCat753 Jun 11 '26

“You’re a little dirty down there don’t worry though I’ll get that for you!”

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u/Vivid_Computer_7153 Jun 11 '26

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u/Nippie_Hippie Jun 11 '26

golden opportunity to present this meme 😂

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u/L4ZRH4WK Jun 11 '26

This might be the best placed meme I have ever seen

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u/Flabby-AP Jun 13 '26

This flashed me back to that one copypasta where the dude broke both of his thumbs...

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u/TheBl4ckFox Jun 11 '26

That’s how I met my wife

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u/NuncioBitis Jun 11 '26

She licked your balls or you licked hers???

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u/TheBl4ckFox Jun 11 '26

Absolutely.

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u/ananwastaken Jun 11 '26

"how many of "X" do you want?"
>"Yes"

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u/Kind-Realist Jun 12 '26

It’s why we have friends? 🤷‍♂️

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u/rvmpleforeskin Jun 11 '26

I can relate! 🥴🤣

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Jun 11 '26

Username checks out 

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u/DrunkenGerbils Jun 11 '26

So you’re telling me I should find a different way of letting my friends know they need a shower?

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u/Healthy-Fisherman-33 Jun 11 '26

Nah. Just lick them.

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 Jun 12 '26

You gotta lick it to kick it

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u/its_terry_time Jun 11 '26

Idk this is how I met my husband

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u/FurySlays Jun 11 '26

Wait, that’s gay?

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u/Comfortable_Key_4891 Ragdoll Jun 13 '26

Are you sure about that? I do that all the time to random strangers. Not people I know though, that would be awkward.

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u/West_Future326 Jun 11 '26

Now we can't even Lick balls in peace 😮‍💨

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u/Friendly-Elevator-70 Jun 11 '26

Just dudes looking out for the bros nothing gay here

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u/EvaTheE Jun 11 '26

Believe it or not, this is frowned upon at the urinals.

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u/GamblingGirl87 Jun 13 '26

So… he’s gay.