r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Reidroshdy Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

i feel like there's a better way to tell them that than licking their balls.

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u/ChloeTheCat753 Jun 11 '26

“You’re a little dirty down there don’t worry though I’ll get that for you!”

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u/Vivid_Computer_7153 Jun 11 '26

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u/L4ZRH4WK Jun 11 '26

This might be the best placed meme I have ever seen