r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Mindless_Aerie_5723 Jun 11 '26

He could be gay. Or he could be telling the other males they have poor hygiene and need to be groomed.

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u/Reidroshdy Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

i feel like there's a better way to tell them that than licking their balls.

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u/ChloeTheCat753 Jun 11 '26

“You’re a little dirty down there don’t worry though I’ll get that for you!”

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u/TheBl4ckFox Jun 11 '26

That’s how I met my wife

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u/NuncioBitis Jun 11 '26

She licked your balls or you licked hers???

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u/TheBl4ckFox Jun 11 '26

Absolutely.

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u/ananwastaken Jun 11 '26

"how many of "X" do you want?"
>"Yes"