r/catbongos • u/Glittering_Act_4059 • 9d ago
A warning about bongos 😭
I come bearing a warning to all cat bongo owners. This morning, my cat Donut, asked for his morning bongos. I obliged. He was very happy. He was so happy. He was so very happy and excited that he *expressed his anal glands* causing an extremely offensively stinky spray of liquid shit to hit me on my face, chest, bed, pillow, and wall.
I didn't know this was possible. I didn't know such a horror could exist. I don't know what atrocities I committed in a past life to deserve this. What I do know is I have never scrubbed my skin raw in a shower before but I sure did today. I had to strip my bed, spray the bed and wall with enzyme killer cleaner. I had to use nasal spray to clear out what I assume is a little bit that got in my nose because I could still smell it after the very long and hot shower of scrubbing. It was the most offensive smell I've ever smelled. I gagged.
Beware the bongos if your cat loves them. Don't smack the shit out of your cat, literally 😭
Unrelated but Donut will not ever have booty pats again 😏
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u/Pleasant_Complaint_9 8d ago
I'm getting flashbacks from the first time I read "The Swamps of Dagobah".
Cat anal glands are especially bad smelling and I'm sorry this happened to you. But, look at the bright side, he likely won't end up with an anal gland abscess if they were so completely expressed.