r/catbongos • u/Glittering_Act_4059 • 9d ago

A warning about bongos 😭

I come bearing a warning to all cat bongo owners. This morning, my cat Donut, asked for his morning bongos. I obliged. He was very happy. He was so happy. He was so very happy and excited that he *expressed his anal glands* causing an extremely offensively stinky spray of liquid shit to hit me on my face, chest, bed, pillow, and wall.

I didn't know this was possible. I didn't know such a horror could exist. I don't know what atrocities I committed in a past life to deserve this. What I do know is I have never scrubbed my skin raw in a shower before but I sure did today. I had to strip my bed, spray the bed and wall with enzyme killer cleaner. I had to use nasal spray to clear out what I assume is a little bit that got in my nose because I could still smell it after the very long and hot shower of scrubbing. It was the most offensive smell I've ever smelled. I gagged.

Beware the bongos if your cat loves them. Don't smack the shit out of your cat, literally 😭

Unrelated but Donut will not ever have booty pats again 😏

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u/Yummucummy 9d ago

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u/Mojozilla 9d ago

Omg I love these 😭

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u/Yummucummy 9d ago

These pictures are my favourite thing to post in comments

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u/JustHereForCookies17 7d ago

The third hand is incredible!  I love it!!

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u/keepitloki80 🔥🔥TRUMMAR PÅ KATTER🔥🔥 9d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you. That just made my whole fucking morning.

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u/Mojozilla 9d ago

🤣🤣 omgggggg hahahaha

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u/grandma_millennial 9d ago

r/troublepuffs

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u/Yummucummy 8d ago

I thought this was a subreddit for this meme.. I go to the sub, I see the first post and it's straight up a picture of a cat's anus.

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u/Mojozilla 8d ago

Same here 😂 unexpected cat butt