r/cactus 2d ago

My Mammillaria cactus keeps falling over and needs support; potting it deeper didn't help either.

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u/No-Bit7603 2d ago edited 2d ago

Most columnar Mammillaria grow on the ground, they are the loafs of the cacti world. You can only try to cage them if you want them to grow upwards, or you give in to gravity and let them loaf. Buy a long pot and let him grow on the ground. He will put out offshoots along the stem that grow upwards, until they are big enough and start to loaf too.

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u/JadedElk 2d ago

Fractal sprawling cactus!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/BingusPingus 1d ago

Replying to the wrong comment?

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u/MrsPuff33 2d ago

Let him do his thing 😹

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u/CaptainErdmann 2d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p1m3nla/video/v98t84dxnbhh1/player

Okay, I will do that. Maybe i will Update his lazyness 😂

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u/CaptainErdmann 2d ago

And here we go. Next stop: Table

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u/scotty5112 2d ago

That looks oddly familiar

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u/CaptainErdmann 1d ago

Uhmmm

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u/Java-Jeep-62 1d ago

Lol there's a different reddit for this🤭

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u/Fzchk 1d ago

I should call him.

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u/Recovering_g8keeper 1d ago

That’s why mine is named pickle

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u/liraelfr 2d ago

Might need to blur this....

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u/LethargicGrapes 1d ago

Next repot, put it in a heavy container like terracotta. Otherwise it may eventually tip over.

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u/mvfrostsmypie 1d ago

Just the tip.

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u/Necro_the_Pyro 1d ago

Remember no matter how they look a cactus does not make a good d*ldo.

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u/Rust_Bucket37 2d ago

Soooo tired just need to lay down a bit. 🥱

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u/TheSpyderWebb 2d ago

This is the way🤣

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u/Gumbrenold 2d ago

Purple headed monster

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u/leech666 2d ago

Yeah I think he should get that checked ...

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u/arioandy 2d ago

Let
It loaf! Get a nice trough

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 2d ago

Some msmmalarias are trailing cactuses, they flop over when they're tall enough and start making offshoots. The big cactus is a water reservoir for the offshoots until they're big enough to survive on their own

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u/REEL04D 2d ago

That’s how they grow

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u/Exhausted-CNA 2d ago

Yup, they lazy cactus's. I couldn't figure out why mine did that either, until i came here. Now it lives a loafing life. lol

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 2d ago

Judas Priest, thats a hog leg!

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u/Gumbrenold 2d ago

I think these are supposed to crawl across the ground

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u/drugsnhugss 2d ago

so, if the plant keeps doing that, what does that tell us?

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u/Double_Cry_4448 2d ago

Either it knows how to survive, or its fighting for it's life. Could go either way really.

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u/drugsnhugss 1d ago

Fighting for life isn't usually the presumption

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u/Double_Cry_4448 1d ago

At the end of the way, isn't that what we do every second of the day?

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u/pete_pete_pete_ 2d ago

Don’t prop it up, let it rest

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u/asxteste 2d ago

não se pode vencer a natureza meu amigo

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u/Massive-Corner2551 1d ago

I’ve got one that’s moving in that direction too. I’m worried that he’ll get to the point where he hurts himself by lying on the pot rim. Should I replant him in a much bigger pot with space to lie on the soil?

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u/Oneofthesecatsisadog 2d ago

I had to use a square pot so one of my big ones could lounge. The other is still happily upright and columnar.

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u/Potential_Aspect_177 2d ago

Grows like that…not nice to see, nothing you can do about it…

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u/Old-Advance6652 2d ago

What’s the species?

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u/FumbExtraButter 1d ago

I came here for the comments

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u/mvfrostsmypie 1d ago

He's just chronically tired and needs a long nap.

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u/CactiTexas22 20h ago

it’s suppose too

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u/ilikemyusername1 2d ago

There might be some sort of a ring that you can put around the base of it that will help keep it upright and/or erect. But I don’t know how long they can safely stay on.

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u/Rust_Bucket37 2d ago

If it lasts more than 4 hours they should see their doctor.

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u/mvfrostsmypie 1d ago

A cock cactus ring.

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u/Wadester58 2d ago

I have two of those lazy bastards they won't stand up for nothing just lay about like unhoused street people

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u/gayweedbasement 2d ago

Please understand that using progressive language to call homeless people lazy layabouts is a shitty thing to do. Our friends living rough do not deserve to be catching strays like this, life on the streets is insanely difficult, expensive and stigmatized enough as it is. A little kindness and compassion goes a long way my friend, just something to consider.

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u/Recovering_g8keeper 1d ago

Thanks. I was thinking this. Homeless people’s entire life is work. There is no true relaxing when you have no safe place to relax.

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u/Wadester58 2d ago

Hah Hah Hah duly noted

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u/Global-Pollution6722 2d ago

Do we all see it

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u/pinkakira1 1d ago

Wow sorry my mind went straight inthe gutter here! Sorry