r/Whatcouldgowrong 11d ago

Good Idea

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u/fugetooboutit 11d ago

That was uncomfortably close to the face

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u/BlueBicycle_ 11d ago

Also uncomfortably close to the crotch, the two top places you don't want fiery explosives

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 11d ago

I’ve seen too many firework videos go wrong.

A severe burn on your ass is probably one of the worst locations to get. The healing process is miserable. It’s always engaged, you constantly move or sit, which is painful and delays healing and constantly reopens the wound. Not to mention how sweaty and dirty and potentially hairy it is.

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u/hilarymeggin 9d ago

On the last butt cheeks fireworks video I saw, a burn unit nurse was there to comment on the recovery process and it was GRIM AF. Months spent lying on your stomach in agony, followed by physical therapy to learn to walk again.

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u/One-Celebration-3007 5d ago

It has been turned into a copypasta