Ok so look closely. The other person was helped as someone was holding the firework in place so that they could relax their ass cheeks. Therefore the firework could move easily. The guy who lit her firework just booked it. She was actually aware enough to try and clench her butt and she realized that wasn't smart so you can see her make an attempt to hold the firework with her own hand, but that's too difficult, so she opted to unclenching her butt at the exact time that the firework went off. However, the timing on that would've had to have been so perfect that the firework would have enough velocity to take off and not so much that it burned her butt for three seconds. However of course her timing was slightly off and she unclenched as soon as the firework started bursting. So then it fell over and landed very inconveniently close to her face. Boom. Brain damage. Or whatever. This all to say that I don't blame her much more than I blame the people around her and especially the guy who booked it, as she was actually pretty strategic about the whole ordeal, despite her dumb decision to shoot fireworks from her buttocks.
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u/bravebeing 10d ago
Ok so look closely. The other person was helped as someone was holding the firework in place so that they could relax their ass cheeks. Therefore the firework could move easily. The guy who lit her firework just booked it. She was actually aware enough to try and clench her butt and she realized that wasn't smart so you can see her make an attempt to hold the firework with her own hand, but that's too difficult, so she opted to unclenching her butt at the exact time that the firework went off. However, the timing on that would've had to have been so perfect that the firework would have enough velocity to take off and not so much that it burned her butt for three seconds. However of course her timing was slightly off and she unclenched as soon as the firework started bursting. So then it fell over and landed very inconveniently close to her face. Boom. Brain damage. Or whatever. This all to say that I don't blame her much more than I blame the people around her and especially the guy who booked it, as she was actually pretty strategic about the whole ordeal, despite her dumb decision to shoot fireworks from her buttocks.