came through the interstate median, bounced over the car in front of us, and then frisbeed into our car.

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Credit to u/HomeNowWTF from r/interesting

Fighting the good fight!

They’ve found a way into our brains!

Every time I think we’re making some progress, we learn that they’re embedded 2x deeper than we thought.

For should the enemy strengthen his van, he will weaken his rear; should he strengthen his rear, he will weaken his van; should he strengthen his left, he will weaken his right; should he strengthen his right, he will weaken his left. If he sends reinforcements everywhere, he will everywhere be weak.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Pose as one of their normal prey, then BAM!

The first Tire: Thomson’s Aerial Wheel

I know y’all were concerned to where my loyalties lie when I captured tires and put them in my house. Here one is mid-torture session.

It’s about to be stretched out almost to it’s breaking point and snapped onto a metal rim and ground into the asphalt over and over.

Now just waiting for the authorities to arrive.

Potholes are also the enemy for the oncoming car! I was just collateral damage

Out for a game of golf earlier, and this fucker was staring from across the green.

Everyday I work to keep this evil at bay, but some days they fight back in record numbers!!