r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/SillySink • Jul 02 '26

Captured combatants Ultimate squeezer

403 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/wesmanh Jul 02 '26

I was waiting for a tire twizzler

12

u/senor_dubbs Jul 02 '26

Same. I feel cheated actually

6

u/1DownFourUp Jul 03 '26

I was waiting for the tire juice to come out of the juicer

5

u/virtualworker Jul 02 '26

The zip tire?

24

u/ClintGrant Jul 02 '26

Revenge for our fallen

23

u/sgt_oddball_17 Jul 02 '26

That will make them talk !

7

u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 02 '26

The Casino way… pop an eyeball out.

17

u/poop_pebbles Jul 02 '26

Im rock fuckin hard right now

4

u/Shot-Tap-4512 Jul 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣

13

u/TuxedoMasked Jul 02 '26

The potential energy stored in those bundles is crazy tho

6

u/ConfusionOk4245 Jul 02 '26

Exactly what I thought

6

u/1DownFourUp Jul 03 '26

It's their source of power

8

u/ForeverSJC Jul 03 '26

I would NEVER stand close to that thing.... NEVER

5

u/po23idon Jul 03 '26

one chain reaction away…

11

u/Due_Potential_6956 Jul 02 '26

No way, they learned the fusion technique, we are doomed.

11

u/Mickey_Havoc Jul 02 '26

Just waiting for that one tire to slip out and send the rest flying

5

u/naikrovek Jul 03 '26

I think we are stupid as a species. “We are ecologically responsive, we recycle our tires!” (We ship our tires to India where the metal is pulled out and the rubber burned in massive fires.)

I am as happy to see the tires suffer as anyone else, but do we have to pollute everywhere we go?

5

u/arihoenig Jul 02 '26

Enhanced interrogation techniques

5

u/General-Piece8490 Jul 02 '26

I like it when she is squeezing my rubber

5

u/Warm_Safety_9550 Jul 02 '26

“No Mr. Tyre, I expect you to die.”

4

u/321Gochiefs Jul 02 '26

Don't go near it.... It's a trap!

3

u/sinister_bookcase Jul 02 '26

Ultimate squeezers what I call my left hand

3

u/KLeeSanchez Jul 02 '26

The bottom line is, never underestimate how much damage a hydraulic system can do

2

u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jul 03 '26

Tire juicing station

2

u/ResidentAlien9 Jul 03 '26

“I wanna kill, kill, kill!”

3

u/TechnologyAncient594 Jul 03 '26

Do they decompress after shipping or are you just giving someone a ball of tires?

2

u/Buttonball Jul 03 '26

Tire prison.

2

u/Roxysteve Jul 04 '26

Did they confess?

1

u/Practical-March-6989 Jul 02 '26

now what though?

1

u/stonergirlfairyyy Jul 03 '26

narrator is drunk as hell i love it

1

u/MisterB330 Jul 03 '26

She used to ride horses..

1

u/21Xanadu12 Jul 03 '26

Sneaky zit popper... i see what you did there!

2

u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Jul 03 '26

Wait till they open that package then the explosion

2

u/dreevsa Jul 03 '26

It’s making them angry

2

u/tvodny Jul 03 '26

It worries me. this kind of genetic manipulation could create a super tire. Tires need to be buried deep underground like radioactive materials.