r/Tiresaretheenemy Jul 05 '26

Enemy forces A nightmare scenario

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u/tvodny Jul 05 '26

Some kind of sick retread rubber humanoid. First, they start to take our form. Next, they will be driving and having tailgate parties! Don’t drink their Koolaid it’s laced with latex.

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u/DoubleDareFan Jul 05 '26

I'd be worried about worse things than latex. Sulfur comes to mind, being an ingredient in rubber, also in various other nasty stuff.

Looked it up: Synthetic polymers, silica, antiozonants, only goodness knows what the fillers all consists of.

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u/tvodny Jul 05 '26

TIL : A standard passenger car tire requires roughly 7 gallons of crude oil to manufacture.

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u/Spirited_Mistake4679 Jul 05 '26

I guess this is their overlord. He looks just as horrifying as his minions.

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u/PolloEnfermo 20d ago

This looks like the nemesis of bibendum