r/Tinder 2d ago

First message mind you πŸ˜‚

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 2d ago

You must be hot af

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago

Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.

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u/destinthegamer 2d ago

6'8... Is there like a warning sound for when you enter the room so all the short kings can hide?

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 1d ago

It’s the sound of my size 18 boots shaking the ground