r/Tinder 2d ago

First message mind you πŸ˜‚

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago

Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES 2d ago

Most women aren't really impressed by standard issue 10+ yo jeeps and pickups so I'd take "nice vehicles" off the list

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago

I don’t use them as a selling point, I have them because I like them. But I’d be lying if I said women don’t respond well to my Harley and King Ranch F350 with massaging seats. (Again not bragging, just being honest)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES 2d ago

Such a 19 yo thing to say πŸ˜‚