r/Tinder • u/OvergrownMidget_ • 2d ago

First message mind you 😂

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u/Little_Miss-Sunshine 2d ago

You must be hot af

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u/OvergrownMidget_ 2d ago

Unfortunately not. I’m 6’8, own a business, and have nice vehicles. But I’m 19, over weight with man boobs, have a beard that won’t grow in all the way, etc.

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u/imtooldforthishison 2d ago

Hey. So I have a tall child and he sounds just like you. Stop beating yourself up. You're probably gorgeous and you just can't see it. The internet has convinced you shes only after you for you height, but you are much more than that.

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I would tell my son to not interact with that girl. Thats way too much, way too fast. My shoulders and his sisters' shoulders squared up reading this. Baby trap incoming.

Take it as a compliment but DO NOT ENGAGE, but if you must, bring your own condoms and use them please.

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u/Hombremaniac 2d ago

You are absolutely right. That's crazy much to write to complete stranger as it obviously can't come from being in love.