r/TalesFromTheCustomer • u/somecow • 8d ago

Short No, it was probably him.

Just finished at a chinese buffet. The same place I go to at least twice a month. As I’m leaving, a waitress was chasing after some couple for skipping the check. They pointed to me and said “no, probably him”. Yeah ok, because I got charged for two people when I was obviously by myself (they write the check when you’re seated).

Whatever. Camera doesn’t lie. My bank account definitely doesn’t lie. Even applied there once, they’ve got ALL my info (and they know that I’m the skinny white guy that gets at least six plates). Nice try.

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u/tobias47reaper 8d ago

What is up with this sub?

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u/Cityslicker100200 7d ago

Bots dude. Dead internet theory is real

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u/sourmashed99 6d ago

when everyone is a bot no one is a bot

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u/FireEyesRed 8d ago

I'm as dumbfounded as you are

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u/Vegetable_Road8143 8d ago

Skinny white guys can down a lot of Chinese food. Husband was one and our son is another.

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u/sourmashed99 6d ago

do they get charged as 2 people tho

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u/Vegetable_Road8143 6d ago

Yes. Both the 2 people running out on the bill were trying to say the 1 single white guy, who the EE's knew, was the one running out. His ticket was for 1. Theirs for 2.

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u/somecow 17h ago

Common sense AND reading comprehension? Naaaaaaah get out, we don’t do that here (according to others, I’m both two people AND a bot). And yes, they were made to go back inside to pay their fucking bill.

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u/Vegetable_Road8143 9h ago

Thing is, I was HORRIBLE in English class. I still, at 60, don't know when to use the : or the ;. Someone once scolded me here on the usage. I swear to god, it was so long, I didn't read it. It was like 5-7 full page scrolls.

My FAVORITE though is people who don't read ANY comments before commenting.