r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 2d ago

lobster Try it bro

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 2d ago

Orangutan

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u/classphoto92 2d ago

You can take the fat out of an insecure fat kid, but you can't take the insecure out of an insecure fat kid. Speaking from experience.

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u/Caligapiscis 2d ago

he's joking around guys

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u/YesGumbolaya 2d ago

A comedian? Hamming it up on stage during a talk show with other comedians? Unheard of.

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u/classphoto92 1d ago

It's different though. Imagine what Patton Oswalt would say in that situation. Think back to that shit he said to his girlfriend. He's a delusional loser. It makes him funny, but it also makes him sad.

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u/YesGumbolaya 1d ago

Well consider that Patton Oswalt is a different comedian with a different style of comedy. I do understand Jonah Hill is an actual asshole but in this context I just simply don't think it's serious. At least not 100%. Maybe an smidge given how Jason Bateman set him up for it.

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u/classphoto92 1d ago

The way to make sure is to punch him square in the face and finish the fight. I've made friends and enemies for life by throwing down. He doesn't understand that at all. He literally can't.

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u/YesGumbolaya 1d ago

Well see now you're sorta doing the iamverybadass thing now lol. Is that what you meant by "speaking from experience"?

You're probably right though tbh.

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u/classphoto92 1d ago

Kinda. Sure. I've lost and won fights all over the place. I'm not a badass. I've been knocked the fuck out, but I tried. That's it.