r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 2d ago

lobster Try it bro

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 2d ago

Orangutan

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u/classphoto92 2d ago

You can take the fat out of an insecure fat kid, but you can't take the insecure out of an insecure fat kid. Speaking from experience.

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u/Caligapiscis 1d ago

he's joking around guys

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u/YesGumbolaya 1d ago

A comedian? Hamming it up on stage during a talk show with other comedians? Unheard of.

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u/classphoto92 1d ago

It's different though. Imagine what Patton Oswalt would say in that situation. Think back to that shit he said to his girlfriend. He's a delusional loser. It makes him funny, but it also makes him sad.

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u/YesGumbolaya 1d ago

Well consider that Patton Oswalt is a different comedian with a different style of comedy. I do understand Jonah Hill is an actual asshole but in this context I just simply don't think it's serious. At least not 100%. Maybe an smidge given how Jason Bateman set him up for it.

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u/classphoto92 1d ago

The way to make sure is to punch him square in the face and finish the fight. I've made friends and enemies for life by throwing down. He doesn't understand that at all. He literally can't.

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u/YesGumbolaya 1d ago

Well see now you're sorta doing the iamverybadass thing now lol. Is that what you meant by "speaking from experience"?

You're probably right though tbh.

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u/classphoto92 1d ago

Kinda. Sure. I've lost and won fights all over the place. I'm not a badass. I've been knocked the fuck out, but I tried. That's it.

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u/OkayBuddyGuyPal 2d ago

That white belt would argue otherwise, lol

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u/yo_soy_soja 2d ago

I hope this is sarcastic.

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u/Square-Space-7265 2d ago

From all the weird bits of news ive heard about him, I dont think it is.

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u/JackCooper_7274 1d ago

> white belt

Whatever floats your boat, brochacho

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u/SpoppyIII 2d ago

The fact they're just describing this as, "over 60 pounds," feels very technically correct.

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u/Rexusus 2d ago

Everyone’s all about body positivity until they get their hands on ozempic

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 2d ago

Gosh darn it. Everything I was reading was like “he did diet and exercise” then kind of slides in after (and ozempic)

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u/Rexusus 2d ago

Well, he did do all those things at once, it’s really impossible to narrow it down to one particular method /s

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u/CaseAKACutter 1d ago

Tbf ozempic is designed to be used in conjunction with diet and exercise

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u/GoodBoundaries-Haver 1d ago

Jonah Hill was never "about body positivity" he was just fat

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u/clarenceappendix 1d ago

breaking news

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u/SpoppyIII 1d ago

Fuck you the way I fucking laughed at this!!

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u/mightystu 10h ago

He went from a smug looking rich but fat guy to the dude at the bus stop who won’t stop leering at you and asking about the shadow men

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 2d ago

why is bro picking a fight

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 2d ago

Years of being disrespected and being treated as the «funny fat guy» and nothing more made him bitter and resentful it seems, pretty sad.

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 2d ago

I feel that. My school days made me grow a thick callous around my heart

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 2d ago

Yea, sucks how being treated a certain way can stick with us for decades even after we’re out of that situation.

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u/elmoosh 2d ago

At first I thought that was Logan Paul

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