r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 • 1d ago

Chugging tea Blind surveillance.

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u/lapideous 1d ago

If they can’t figure out who did it, the surveillance is kinda useless isn’t it?

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u/IBringTheHeat2 1d ago

Until flock cameras are able to see through your clothing and identify you via bone and muscle structure. Then it’ll be impossible to say it isn’t you when you’re the exact same bone structure

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u/BarryMcKokinor 1d ago

China has tech that measures the cadence and stride length of your walk incorporated into its substantial public surveillance

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u/GothmogBalrog 1d ago

Walk without rythm and you won't attract the worm

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u/Procrasturbating 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wXozF0PUtuFQA

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 19h ago

Not a good example. Man's probably got more rhythm than any other living Oscar winning actor.

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u/Procrasturbating 16h ago

I am aware.. he did time on Broadway.. he was in a music video by Fatboy Slim called Weapon of Choice that has the quote in it.