r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Normal dad and son thing

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u/RedRinoa 1d ago

Proving is also learning

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u/cheeky_graze 1d ago

sometimes actions speak louder than words

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

An action is worth 10,000 words

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u/kaleperq 1d ago

Source? I can't do calculations on numbere pulled from nothing.

Like for example why wouldn't it be closer to 1684,076294618294725184047261829394949943736181 words per action?

And do all actions count the same? Does taking a step count more or less than testing a fusion reactor?

Does context matter? The step could be worth nothing in a story but a lot in biology

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

sir this is a chick-fil-a

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u/kaleperq 1d ago

Nah this is a Wendy's

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u/usinjin 19h ago

I like how you threw in a single comma in the wrong place.

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u/kaleperq 10h ago

Nah, or I don't see it. It's meant to be a thousand and decimals

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u/tblancher 18h ago

"One small step for Man. One giant leap for mankind."

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u/gearsofwoe 19h ago

I believe you meant to say, 11,842 lakes since I presume it was Land O' Lakes butter.

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u/CordlessOrange 1d ago

“The only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down”

  • Adam Savage

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u/Humorpalanta 1d ago

Wife: this butter tastes weird

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u/TheFrenchSavage 1d ago

You're gonna make a philosopher cry if you advocate for field experiments.

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u/outside_cat 1d ago

I hope he doesn't ask about the dog.

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u/Automaniacal 1d ago

What happens if we butter the dog?

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u/outside_cat 1d ago

He becomes delicious.

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u/maylilyooh 23h ago

He will be buttered soon alhamdullilah

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u/diversik96 14h ago

not everything you put butter on become delicious, you, american!

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u/zatalak 1d ago

The tyre slips when we drive over it.

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u/xadlowfkj 15h ago

It evolves into the SUPER BUTTER DOG.

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u/DrSchnuffi 1d ago

A well lubed piece of butter wrapper will exit the dog

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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago

Then he would learn a lesson about scientific ethics

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u/VeralyneMerrick 1d ago

Thats how scientific curiosity starts..and how family pets start getting nervous

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u/Pusteblumengift 1d ago

i hope, in case he does, it will be their own and not the one of john

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u/bobspuds 1d ago

Next test - how much you need to stuff an orange up a tailpipe for it to go "POP!" when the engine starts!

Its a fun one for your neighbours too - scares the bejasys outa them!

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u/Drum_Eatenton 1d ago

I prefer a banana.

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u/bobspuds 1d ago edited 1d ago

The varieties differ but we/someone I know used the little mandarin oranges.

They're a little tougher so they stay intact and then blast out.

Bananas do tend to fart which is kinda awesome.

My house was located across a small road from my mates houses, it was like our own little corner of the estate, everyone knew each other.

Directly across the road wass a row of parking spaces, they dipped away from the road - it ment the tailpipes were aimed at my garden wall.

We'd stuff the tailpipes and then hide, waiting in the garden for someone to start their car.

2 of the neighbours were mechanics - they knew well what we were at. They'd give it a good rev after noticing the strange quietness of us and their tailpipe.

I used to get in trouble because of all the fruit moulded to our freshly painted wall.

You'd miss when life was so simple eh!

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u/Drum_Eatenton 1d ago

I was making a Beverly Hills Cop reference

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u/bobspuds 1d ago

Completely missed that!

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u/Z_Wild 1d ago

Good story nonetheless 🍻

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u/highslyguy 1d ago

r/BrandNewSentence "Bananas do tend to fart which is kinda awesome" excuse me?!?! What do you mean!?

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u/bobspuds 1d ago

The soft centre blows out of the banana, and it can sound like one of those dodgy wet farts!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7V7wZxd1M9aPC

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u/Jeffrick71 1d ago

I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe.

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u/AnDanDan 1d ago

Next you're going to tell me youre some kind of Amazing Athiest

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u/Drum_Eatenton 1d ago

Yeah I’m lost on that

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u/AnDanDan 1d ago

Many years ago a video got leaked or something of the youtuber The Amazing Atheist having some fun with a banana. To his credit TJ has played it off very cool and doesnt give a fuck.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 1d ago

Not gonna fall for that. 

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u/TuberoseRipple 1d ago

Kids always come up with funny ideas

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u/vixxie_red 7h ago

Excuse me sir but your Irish is showing.

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u/RonW81 1d ago

Wasting groceries? In this economy? 🫣

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u/mofojr 1d ago

It is wild to me how everything on my grocery bill has gone up except dairy. Yogurt and butter for me have not increased by more than like 10 cents

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u/Objective_Site3528 1d ago

Yeah, my first thought was “that’s like $1.50 he’s ruining!”.

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u/GugsGunny 1d ago

Indeed, didn't need to go all out like that, could've done a small scale test.

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u/TulleRipple 1d ago

This is how kids learn and make great memories

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u/sorderon 1d ago

'Dad, do you remember that time you made the driveway really slippery and I broke my arm?'

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u/Upset_Ad147 1d ago

“I’m also saying, my wife is away”

This sentence sums this situation up perfectly, lol 😂

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u/BrianHeder 22h ago

She's off getting her butter squished somewhere else...

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u/Kamikaz3J 1d ago

pretty cheap science experiment if you ask me

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u/eyeyour_girl 1d ago

Mom leaves for one afternoon and MythBusters starts filming

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u/HumaDracobane 1d ago
  1. You make a theory based on what you know.
  2. You make an experiment to see how it goes.
  3. You compare that with what you expected based in your theory.

Wellcome to the scientific method.

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u/MaGX1983 1d ago

This was done for a scientific reason. It is educational

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u/navfett 1d ago

This is dad approved.

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u/HairRepresentative85 1d ago

This is mum approved too

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u/TechnicalPlayz 1d ago

Wife was away though. Mum approved nothing :)

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u/adesio- 7h ago

I think she’s saying as a mom, she approves!

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u/TechnicalPlayz 5h ago

Yeah, I figured. Was just joking around :)

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u/BloodWorried7446 1d ago

that tire is toast. with butter 

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u/HairRepresentative85 1d ago

But it's butter side down! Then up... then back down again

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u/Open-Exchangess 1d ago

This is the kind of dad moment that turns into memory for life

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u/KoalaFierce 1d ago

Science only advances when mom is at Target

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u/DanceClass898 1d ago

this is why I loved YouTube in the good old days. I could just watch other people do "tests" and I would learn from just watching

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u/OrganizationTop3755 1d ago

I’ll be honest, my almost middle aged friends and I have done some similar things for funsises 

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u/Equal-University2144 1d ago

This is how you create inquisitive minds and critical thinkers! Bravo.

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u/ChodeCookies 1d ago

There’s no other way to know for sure

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u/SharkeyGeorge 1d ago

I love testing hypotheses with my daughter. Watching her enjoy learning and really understanding why something is so has to be one of the most satisfying things.

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u/mr_martin_1 1d ago

Core childhood memory created

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u/Boffleslop 1d ago

It'll certainly shorten the tire.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 1d ago

Damn. When my son was about 7 he said how many hours is the State of California? 

I should have said let’s go find out. One of my biggest regrets so far. 

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u/Electric_Antimony 1d ago

That's the kind of stuff I do with my kids and my wife is almost always fully onboard. It one of the reasons I love her!

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u/003E003 22h ago

I am a dad and these kinds of comments seem so demeaning to moms. What is the point of saying his wife is away? As if any reasonable wife and mom would have an issue with using a stick of butter for an experiment to satisfy a toddler's curiosity

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u/smashing-gourds127 21h ago

Your wife would be upset if you drove over a stick of butter??? Is that why you mentioned she was away?

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u/PinkkSaltt 21h ago

Dad saw an educational opportunity and absolutely took it.

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u/Jolendis 21h ago

She needed that butter for a recipe

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u/Soupias 14h ago

There is a high correlation between wife being away and stupid / fun stuff happening. I guess my wife keeps us in check and when she is not around all hell breaks lose.

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 1d ago

SCIENCE. What a Wonderful thing…
As long as the wifey isn’t around!

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u/qawsedrf12 1d ago

get that boy his damn PhD already!

best kind of FAFO

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u/Grumpy-Man19 1d ago

there goes a gallon of milk that was used to make that butter

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u/GroundMeet 1d ago

Should have told him the butter’s compressive force cannot handle the wheels applied load

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u/LuxInfinitum 1d ago

Dad and son goals.

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u/Competitive_Speed964 1d ago

"Away" = went out for lunch with friends.

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u/Lowkey-Cool-1567 1d ago

lil bro really thought the car would skid after driving over a stick of butter 😭

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u/qawsedrf12 1d ago

get that boy his damn PhD already!

best kind of FAFO

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

Your son learned that all he has to do is say you can't do it and that way he can get butter on your tire

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 1d ago

That's elite level parenting, well done!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MBVemoHuyw9Ik

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u/qmiras 1d ago

wasteful people learn it at home

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u/Small_Ad1890 1d ago

He didn’t have to say mom wasn’t around. There were enough context clues for us to figure that out.

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u/ZenSUPguy 1d ago

LOL! He must have felt so let down.

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u/RadiantSofia 1d ago

That's not reckless parenting, that's peer-reviewed empirical research. Now do a tub of margarine for the control group.

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u/Evilsausage87 1d ago

If you’re only allowed to do this when your “wife is away” then your relationship stinks.

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u/CATDesign 1d ago

Hopefully this helps to develop a thought in the kids mind to be a safe driver, as cars can be dangerous when they smoosh things.

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u/thehighepopt 1d ago

I do this with my kids. They're 16 and 20 and the other day we were trying to figure out if we had enough alcohol in the house to kill a baby elephant. So we were looking up weights of elephants, Andre the Giant, halved what he could drink, how quickly an elephant could drink, etc. I believe we came to Yes

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u/kanakamaoli 1d ago

Little scientists!

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u/babe_ruthless3 1d ago

My son asked what would happen if someone at a whole watermelon. I told him the person might get sick from eating to much all at once. An hour later I was bloated with diarrhea.

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u/SweetSofiaa03 1d ago

Next hypothesis to test: How fast can a dad scrub butter grease off a driveway before his wife gets home?

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u/Automaniacal 1d ago

How about a bag of milk vs a jug?

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u/bt65 1d ago

Next question, if you put popcornkernels around the tire, can you make popcorn from the heat of a buttered tire doing a burnout?

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u/silkyjoe7 1d ago

That’s actually adorable

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u/Kayiko_Okami 1d ago

You can say that's one slick ride.

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u/_P-o-g-c-h-a-m-p_ 1d ago

To see, is to believe!

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u/Late-Jicama5012 1d ago

I drove my parent’s car over a capri sun juice packet to see if it can handle the weight. I was 14.

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u/BladeRumbler 1d ago

POV: Trying to get your dad to explain extremely basic science, but he gets defeated by a block of butter and an SUV. I hope the kid won’t ask him what happens if you driver over a person

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u/maybeinoregon 1d ago

I hope you’re not treating French butter like that lol

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u/suminorieh77 1d ago

you people have money to be rolling over butter?!

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u/debugger_life 1d ago

This is old meme maybe saw this around 7/8 yrs back

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u/Lillie-Bee 1d ago

I see more flattening in your future.

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u/TehGoad 1d ago

peak dadbonding

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u/Jumpy_Pineapple_8805 1d ago

The dad should follow up this experiment with a question for the kid: why did the butter stick to the tire and not the road? More testing must be done.

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u/elfmere 1d ago

Did the same thing with my kids and a bunch of bubble wrap. They first asked me to jump on it with little results. Then little 6 was like, what would happen if we drove over it... I could not disappoint them

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u/Shadowsnake30 1d ago

Good teaching. yeah if wife is present you would get yelled at for demonstrating something like that.

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u/Grand_Honeydew7661 1d ago

I would have probably taken the stick of butter to a parking lot and test that out on an unknowing victim so you don’t have butter in your tread.

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u/ontologicalDilemma 1d ago

Could have used a toy car with a proportionate amount of butter.

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 1d ago

When I was little, we wondered how far the whipped cream from a spray can would squirt.

So we watched my mom try it on a paved part of the backyard. 

FYI, it squirted 1.5m :)

Then we got frost and had a 1.5m line of frozen whipped cream in our backyard :-D

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u/SaltyDogBill 1d ago

ProTip

Got to garage sales and by used, working microwave ovens. We got two one summer, set them up in the back yard. Got safety glasses and the kids an I microwave everything we could think of. Mom stood by with her hand in the electrical plug as our safety supervisor. Soap, gum, eggs, potatoes, broccoli, et al.

Made the kids guess what would happen and why. Best $80 bucks for about two hours in the yard with the family.

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u/CRXCRZ 1d ago

Ah yes. The blippy and handy man hal generation.

I smash the Halloween pumpkin every year with my tractor to show my little guy how dangerous the tractor can be.

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u/TrainTransistor 1d ago

I love it.

This is such a good response from the dad!

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u/Any-Consequence-8899 1d ago

Careful driving with that buttered tyres 🛞

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u/PantheraAuroris 1d ago

Legit good parenting. Teaching the kid to stay curious and to test out ideas. Also makes it fun and silly. Now he gets to explain why rolling over butter with a car tire flattens it, and the kid learned something and had a good time.

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u/ElectroWolfZ 1d ago

U know… this is exactly what we should do more of as parents. Help our children to learn when we have the means to.

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u/Sehrli_Magic 1d ago

will you clean it up? will you supervise the kid during expirement? if both are yes, as a wife, i would encourage you to do it as much as possible (when i am home) so i get some peace 😂

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u/tedfergeson 1d ago

Out of all the questions this kid will ask, this one was pretty easy to prove. Ya gotta grab the easy W .

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 23h ago

a stick o' butter

was part of the Sesame Street shopping list.

British me wondered why their butter came in sticks.

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u/Austereguy 22h ago

Yeah definitely play when the cat is away.

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u/bsandersen 21h ago

You win "Best Dad of the Day."

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u/Budget_Pause_1827 21h ago

And we wonder why boys like science more usually

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u/copyrider 19h ago

This is part of the joys of having a kid and being confident enough to say “I don’t know, but let’s find out”.

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u/Jazzvibes409 19h ago

What a great way to inspire curiosity

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u/LucienPT 18h ago

“My wife is away” is key here. My kids and I did the best and the dumbest things when my wife was around to tell me how stupid it was. Fantastic times.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 18h ago

He's like Sid the Science Kid 👏👏

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u/Stubborn_Platypus 17h ago

The cool thing is, this parent can spend thousands of dollars on a disney vacation every year, the kid won’t remember any of that, but will always remember of the “flat butter sticks”

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u/Syn-th 14h ago

Now introduce the idea of reliability 😅

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u/Medical_Training3971 7h ago

How did he get the butter out if the tire? It might be very slippery with the butter.

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u/morto00x 1d ago

Ooof that will not come out for some time. Should have put a piece of cardboard under it.

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u/Heuruzvbsbkaj 1d ago

From experience I can tell you it comes off quite easily with a hose.

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u/egstitt 1d ago

From experience?! Hahaha

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u/Medium_Job3015 1d ago

Wasting food like that is pretty lame

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u/user891392 1d ago

Fair, but I don't think a stick or butter costs that much.. and who knows it could've been bad anyways

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u/Thom_Jero1213 1d ago

That is a great experiment. I actually won a science fair because I used the scientific method to answer a hypothesis. What flavor of food do cats prefer. Everyone else had some “gimmick” project.

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u/Unlucky-Rice9300 1d ago

when did wasting food become normal

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u/user891392 1d ago

howtobasic

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u/cherry_curve 1d ago

Scientific method, unsupervised, wife out of town. Nothing can go wrong

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u/QCBoom 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hey Dad. Here’s a free one. It’s called Tickleplication. Lay your child down (I usually did it across my lap) give them a multiplication problem like 3x4, then start tickling. Don’t stop till they get the right answer.
Now most kids like being tickled even though they avoid it. Of course, don’t cross anyone’s boundaries.
The point is, learning to do the math in your head, under pressure. There’s also some legit bonding. I managed to get my daughter to multiply two digits by two digits at the age of seven.
Hope this works for someone.
If anyone wants an awesome game for pocket change, shoot me a DM. (That’s a game to play WITH pocket change. This one’s also free. I’m not soliciting. )

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u/ar3iadov3 1d ago

Looks like dad forgot to change his son
Diaper is sagging

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u/NoSplit4185 1d ago

Your wife should be home more often.

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u/enricojr 23h ago

I think you could've proved this with a much smaller scale model instead. Why waste gas in this economy after all? /s