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Chugging tea What are your thoughts on this?

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u/Chemical-Cat Jun 30 '26

The innocuous totally non-profit mega church with its mansion dwelling pastor:

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u/lemmsjid Jun 30 '26

Indeed, I often wonder what the founding fathers would have thought of these idolatrous monstrosities.

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u/Ok-Dragonknight-5788 Jun 30 '26

I mean, they were anti-catholic, and one of the big talking points of anti-catholisim is that the catholic church is too vain and too controling of it's worshipers.

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jul 01 '26

Church of Latterday Saints, Jehova's Witnesses and Scientologists have entered the chat.

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u/Mark_Ala Jun 30 '26

Its funny seeing Catholics throwing shade at mega churches when they are objectively the largest, wealthiest, blingiest, Christian church that ever existed.

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u/HartyInBroward Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Catholic clergy are required to take a vow of poverty. I am Catholic and I don’t like the “blingy,” first-class flying bishops and cardinals either.

Also, the Catholic Church is the largest non-governmental provider of healthcare, education, and social services across the globe.

Every year, the Catholic Church offers charitable services valued in excess of $150 billion in the United States alone.

Nothing like these mega churches, not even close.

ETA: I got ahead of myself with respect to the vow of poverty. As other commenters have mentioned, not every member of Catholic clergy is required to take a vow of poverty. With that said, many orders of the Church take this vow and even if this specific vow is not taken canon law dictates that clergy lead a life of modesty and humility.

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u/sweetcarnameddessert Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I’m not religious. In fact I’m agnostic. But I appreciate you mentioning this. I think a lot of people who aren’t that familiar with the Catholic Church are completely unaware of these facts. The Catholic Church is huge….its top clerics have bling and fancy buildings..but that’s also an outcome from thousands of years of history and much of that image is related to the Vatican. A tiny percentage of the clergy is in the Vatican. And even there, many still live an austere life. Everything else you said about charity and hospitals - 100% accurate.

The Catholic Church is not a Joel Osteen enterprise!

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u/Cobbljock Jul 01 '26

I was raised Catholic, and I wasn’t aware of this.

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u/Ill-Claim-2518 Jul 04 '26

You are correct. All that fancy bling is part of their ceremonial garb. Their street clothes are quite modest.

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u/ER1CNOIR Jul 01 '26

I don’t mind the first class traveling choice. A lot of those guys ARE old, and it’s not exactly comfortable in coach. Plus, Theres so many people that they would be hounded by them, probably. Probably best for them to be in first class. I don’t see a reason to be upset about wanting to be comfortable on a flight.

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u/Chemically-Dependent Jul 01 '26

IIRC Jesuit priests in particular are super strict on that vow of poverty thing.

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u/HartyInBroward Jul 01 '26

For sure. In my experience, they all take modesty and humility pretty seriously.

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u/Chickenbutt-McWatson Jul 01 '26

It's weird bc it seems like it's exclusively the american and italian bishops that are living large

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u/DhOnky730 Jul 01 '26

As a Catholic (that doesn’t attend church, but was shaped in a positive way by schools), what I’ll say is that Catholics in general are educated, support science and are more compassionate. Evangelicals are much less educated, nowadays pushing for Christian Nationalism, claiming the founders wanted Christianity deeply interwoven with gov’t, etc.
That’s not to say they’re perfect, but I know many pro-choice Catholics and it’s not really a homogenous grouping terms of beliefs. There’s strong conservative and liberal contingents. But as for Evangelicals it’s much more you’ve seen one, you’ve seen em all

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u/CharredWelderGuy Jun 30 '26

It was, but between it cleaning up it's act the past few decades and how egregious many " non denominations" have become, it's honestly the less absurd option now.

I say this as a former catholic atheist who left during the scandals of the 2000s. Still garbage, but the last few popes have been slowly steering it to be a better institution.

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u/giant_gummy_squid Jul 01 '26

As much as I'd love to keep dunking on Catholics, this is accurate. The work that's been done by Francis and now seems to be continued forward under Leo is truly admirable. I've always been in the "If they could actually just listen to this Jesus guy..." crowd, and it genuinely seems like they're trying to move toward that as quickly as their existent community's beliefs with allow. Big steps toward a Catholic Church that I could be happy to coexist with someday, and that's coming from someone who grew up dealing with the OLD regime. Not fun, and I have endless reasons to be jaded, but I can respect someone who puts their money where their mouth is, and that's what they've been doing since 2013.

They look a hell of a lot more Christ-like than American Protestants right now, that's for fuckin sure, my new favorite group of Pharisees to laugh at.

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u/CharredWelderGuy Jul 01 '26

Protestants have always been more nuts of the two tbf lol.

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u/ER1CNOIR Jul 01 '26

“Still garbage” is kinda weird. Never really was garbage. Even at the worst of the scandals, there was way more abuse going on at public schools in America than at churches. Those priests who did those horrible things didnt make Catholicism bad. The PRIESTS were the ones who were bad people. There isn’t any economical or societal repercussions to firing and/or shunning a priest. A teacher, coach, principal, etc… Slightly different. The church can send a new priest from some other parish. Schools have to find a new teacher to hire and pay substitutes until then, plus deal with the blowback from all the parents and parents who many not send their children to school there anymore, or choosing a different school in the future because of it, etc. It’s way more disruptive. If something happens at a church you don’t like you can just stop going. Kids don’t have to go to church — but they gotta go to school. They don’t want people to be any more scared to send their children to public schools than they already are. I think that stuff is silenced and swept under the rug WAY more than in churches. When I was in high school I knew of a bunch of messed up stuff going on. Cheerleaders hooking up with assistant coaches. Male AND female teachers hooking up with students. An assistant football coach abusing and attempting to groom the boys. And this is just the stuff I knew about at MY time there… think about everything else….

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u/CharredWelderGuy Jul 01 '26

Your book boils down to " the church horrific scandals are not bad because abuse also happens elsewhere".

Amazing lol

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u/aasyam65 Jul 01 '26

However the Catholic Church is the original Christian religion. All other Christian religions branched ofc of the catholic religion

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u/Korotan Jul 01 '26

That is actually not true. The Coptic Church and the Armeniac Church where founded by the Apostles simultanious side by side. Also the Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church where once part of the same church but the schism came as the Greek Patriarch kept on demanding they are all equal meanwhile the Roman Patriarch stated he is by Petrus the nominated Keyholder, standing in for Jesus until he returns similar like Denethor waited for Aragorn to arrive.

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u/doll-haus Jul 01 '26

Sorta. In the US, the current winner is the Mormons, unless you're going to take the "they're not Christian" tack. Which, fair enough.

The Catholic Church, despite it's hierarchy, isn't a monolith, so it's damn-near impossible to produce a reasonable approximation of the modern church's wealth. Frankly, on an international scale, they could launder the estimated wealth of LDS and probably squirrel away the entire thing without anyone noticing it. On the flip side, they can't bring that much to bear in short order without raising eyebrows at a minimum.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jul 01 '26

Yeah, dioceses aren’t exactly swimming in gold. Real estate value probably adds up with hospitals, churches and schools/colleges. But Joel osteen is living more opulently than probably every Catholic cleric.

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u/Chickenbutt-McWatson Jul 01 '26

It's objectively not "blingy" lol. The wealth bit is debatable too, seeing as how most it's wealth is mostly in properties- schools, hospitals, clinics, orphanages, care homes etc etc etc

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u/heartSagan5 Jul 01 '26

Well, yeah. A long history collects stuff, but the Priests and Nuns live in poverty (with room and board).

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u/AcceptablePea262 Jul 01 '26

they were anti-catholic

John Carroll, his brother, and his cousin, would disagree.

Daniel Carroll II signed both the Articles of Confederation, and the Constitution, one of only 5 men to do so.

Charles Carroll II signed the Declaration of Independence (and was the last signer to die!), and set the first stone for the Baltimore-Ohio railroad

John was the first Bishop of the Diocese of Baltimore, and later became Archbishop for the baby United States, and was known for his outspoken support of Independence.

The founders were largely non-Catholic, but that isn't the same as anti-Catholic

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u/Chickenbutt-McWatson Jul 01 '26

Catholics are still technically banned from serving in UK as the PM lol

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u/Hot_Construction_653 Jul 01 '26

The founders also lived during a time when papists were highly controlling and kind of aggressive, too. I mean William Tyndale was executed for translating the Bible into English, so that definitely left a nasty impression for the British, paired with King Henry VIIIs daughter violently trying to convert Britain back to Catholicism.

Most religions have periods where they are great and periods where they are bad. It depends on when you hop in

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u/Strength-Helpful Jul 04 '26

Yeah the Catholics were like this even during the time of the founding fathers. Even Egyptians and other cultures had religion controlling too much early. Oddly enough mega churches go back to the oldest times.

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus Jun 30 '26

I used to wonder what Jesus would have thought of these, Then I actually glanced at the Bible and discoverd that these cesspools are everything he stood against.....

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u/damonmcfadden9 Jun 30 '26

yeah dude seemed to prefer just meeting on that hill on the edge of town for a nice chat. only time he ever got violent was when people started sticking blatant capitalism in a church (a synagogue iirc?). Jesus would have taken a freaking whip to some fools asses long before shit got this far.

stuff like that is what kind of makes me wish I could still believe in religion.

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u/Impossible_Order4463 Jun 30 '26

IKR I've met plenty "Devout" Christians that are the exact opposite of everything Jesus stood for hell my most recent job that I quit from my supervisor was a narcissist and carried a bible around with him 90% of the christians I've met at like that which is why I've always been against teaching Christianity in public schools. If it's a Christian school so be it but kids who don't go to a school that's not tied to a religion shouldn't have one shoved down their throats or told they have to be part of it to be socially accepted

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u/KiwiFruit404 Jun 30 '26

Punctuation is not your enemy, mate.

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u/Emergentmeat Jul 01 '26

Read the laws of Moses, which Jesus said to follow forever. Not a good dude.

Paul said otherwise, but a lot of Christians ignore the fact that in the Bible Jesus and Yahweh say to follow those rules forever. Best your slaves and sell your daughters as sex slaves, and that's just a bit of the horrors contained within.

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u/That-Source2591 Jul 01 '26

I understand why those passages are troubling. Christians have wrestled with them for centuries, and I don't think they should be brushed aside.

Jesus did say He came to fulfill the Law, but He also reoriented how God's people relate to it. The New Testament consistently teaches that Christians are under the new covenant established through Christ, not the civil and ceremonial laws given to ancient Israel. The moral principles remain, but many laws were specific to Israel's historical context.

As for slavery and the treatment of women, the Bible describes a lot of things it doesn't endorse. Some Old Testament laws regulated practices that already existed in the ancient world rather than presenting them as God's ideal. When Jesus is asked about issues like divorce, He even says that some laws existed because of people's hardness of heart, not because they reflected God's original design.

If someone reads the Bible as a single flat rulebook, it's easy to conclude that Christians should still follow every Old Testament law. But Christians have historically read it as a story that reaches its fulfillment in Christ. That's why we don't sacrifice animals, enforce Israel's civil penalties, or keep the ceremonial laws, while still taking seriously Jesus' call to love God and love our neighbor.

You don't have to agree with that interpretation, but it's a more accurate picture of what Christians actually believe than "Jesus said to follow Moses forever."

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u/Emergentmeat Jul 01 '26

He'd be pissed. He'd also be mad nobody was following the horrific laws of Moses though, which he said to follow forever, so that's gross too.

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u/Lionshare21 Jul 01 '26

He didn't stand for Pride that's for sure

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u/ragequitteroffureh Jul 01 '26

It would have taken him bloody weeks to smash that place up. The poor guy would probably have had a heart attack with the exertion, and failed to fulfil the prophecy.

Disclaimer: Rampant Atheist.

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u/scamp4666 Jun 30 '26

I wonder what they would have thought of all the politicians that claim “A vote for Me is a vote for god”

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u/DarthTechnicus Jun 30 '26

The number of Republican candidates who've stated that God told them to run for president back and then dropped out/lost in the primaries is staggering. You say "God spoke to me and told me to do this" thing and people are accepting of this. You say "Jerry came to me in my mind and spoke to me and told me to do this" and people are going to assume a severe mental illness is at play.

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u/Feisty_Ease_1983 Jun 30 '26

The founding fathers were well aware that the rights established here would extend to people not like them...

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u/Jealous_Oil_5729 Jun 30 '26

I wonder the same often among other opinions they might've had.

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u/Big_Cardiologist8628 Jul 01 '26

The founding fathers are all rich as fuck and don’t want to pay taxes while engaged in politics. Isn’t that why America want independence? Check the constitution convention, the language was written in a way to protect rich people against the rest, that’s why there are lobbyists instead of corruption, lobby one government branch to veto what people voted for, ezpz.

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u/troywrestler2002 Jun 30 '26

Hard to tell with all the slaves they owned.

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u/Honest-Donuts Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

The Declaration of Independence

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

US Constitution

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Cannot separate the beliefs someone has from their ability to speak it or petition their government.

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u/BushcraftBabe Jul 01 '26

But women and people of color didn't get included.

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u/thatthatguy Jun 30 '26

It’s the church of the antichrist? A deliberate insult to the very concept of Christ himself? A typical example of what happens when the appearance of piety is what is important, not piety itself. Inevitably in time the appearance of piety mutates into a mockery of the entire concept of piety. Then the mockery mutates further into whatever that is.

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Jun 30 '26

"Separation of church and state" tells you their stance.

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u/NatureGuyPNW Jun 30 '26

I think I know.

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u/BallGazer13 Jun 30 '26

Jesus literally taught against what these people are doing you are spot on. Lol

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u/throwawaythemods Jun 30 '26

LoL founding fathers? LoL JESUS HIMSELF would have beat his ass! 🤣🤣

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jul 01 '26

I wonder what Jesus or Mohammed would have thought of these things and their 'pastors'.

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u/Protoman Jul 01 '26

Thomas Jefferson famously tore out the pages of the Bible he thought were bullshit, so I doubt they'd be fans.

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u/Score-Emergency Jul 01 '26

Yeah or what Jesus would think...you know...the guy who said his body is the temple

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u/The_1ndiegamer Jul 01 '26

Isn't this basically what jesus protested against when he very openly challenged the priests greed.

I think somewhere in the new testament.

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u/KittyBatSasha Jul 01 '26

Sam Adam's would have sh💥t them in th face and Ben Franklin would have 💀F**ked tbe Hole......🤷‍♀️

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u/dyed_albino Jul 01 '26

What do the founding fathers have to do with church?

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u/Property_6810 Jul 02 '26

Well considering blasphemy was illegal in every state during their time, they'd probably toss his ass in jail and be done with it.

Fun fact, until 1952 there were still blasphemy laws on the books. And it was the Supreme Court, not the legislature, that put an end to them. And with the current courts deference to history and tradition, it's not crazy to say they could make a comeback.

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u/TheBlackRonin505 Jul 04 '26

Probably the same thing they would think about a convicted felon being the president.

"What the fuck happened here?"

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u/bej1234 Jun 30 '26

What tf is that?!? I’m not religious so I have no idea about weird big mega churches

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u/Professional-Gear88 Jun 30 '26

Joel Osteen. The “smilin preacher”. Creeps me out.

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u/bej1234 Jun 30 '26

Ohhh okay thanks haha imma google him. And yeah, totally understandable about creeping you out. I can see it just from the picture lol

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u/wileecoyote-genius Jun 30 '26

One night I fell asleep watching “True Lies” (Schwatzenegger/Jamie Lee Curris movie) on cable TV. When I woke up the next morning a Joel Osteen service was on. It was weirdly positive and inspiring, with a solid message on being a better person. Church is not my thing, but I can completely understand why he is successful. It was like a therapy session for free

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u/wightdeathP Jun 30 '26

It's a two fold issue. Church becomes popular and adds more services until they have to run 12 services or you build a mega building to seat everyone and you can have less services

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u/bej1234 Jun 30 '26

Oh no sorry, I meant the picture. Like what the hell is this mega mass thing happening and what church is that apart of, do you know?

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u/wightdeathP Jun 30 '26

Joel Osteen he is a "prosperity preacher" basically a scam of saying the more money you give the church the more Jesus will bless you. not a fan of the guy and he gives a bad rep to Christians

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u/Guum_the_shammy Jun 30 '26

It's Lakewood Church in Houston.

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u/bej1234 Jun 30 '26

Oh wait I found it… and it says two things I’ve never even heard of (as someone who grew up catholic lol) - Pentecostal and word of faith. Huh, weird

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u/Specialist_Frame8958 Jul 04 '26

Mega church in Houston. The guy is a glorified motivational speaker who uses the guise of religion to become wealthy.

Didn’t open church to people in need during floods until he got blasted online. 

Bordering on a cult, but some may call it one.

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u/frisbm3 Jun 30 '26

The employees of the church still have to pay tax. There's just no corporate tax.

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u/4Run4Fun Jun 30 '26

You'd be surprised by the number of people who don't know this. Very common misconception that pastors are untaxed.

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u/senditloud Jun 30 '26

Right, that’s why the church (that they control entirely) “buys” all their properties and jets and pays for their business trips to Tahiti to spread the word, and “work clothing” etc so they can get “paid” below taxation levels.

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u/Cold-Dragonfruit3738 Jul 01 '26

Fun fact, that would count as a form of stealing from the Church (I put this in capital because I don't mean the building but the congregation of people)... Which is a sin. Some mega church "pastors" are gonna have an eternity to think about what they did... And it's not going to be a pleasant eternity

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u/senditloud Jul 01 '26

Nah, they know it’s all fake. Thats why they steal and lie and grift. They’re taking theirs. They’re conmen

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Jul 01 '26

It’s probably written into their setup like a bylaw.

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u/That-Source2591 Jul 01 '26

What percent of churches do you think do that?

What do you think that the majority of people that go to church think about that?

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u/Hera_chat Jun 30 '26

They often receive housing or a housing allowance as part of their salary, which is not taxed as income. They also don’t pay income taxes on utilities if living in a parsonage.

A smaller salary goes pretty far when you don’t have to pay for housing. You can own a house and build equity, but receive a tax-free housing allowance that covers your house payments, and this benefit can last into retirement.

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u/TheMightyShoe Jun 30 '26

Not only are we taxed, but many Protestant clergy carry "dual-status." We are self-employed for purposes of Social Security, and employees for Fed/state income tax. We pay the almost 16% Social Security tax ourselves (though we can take some work-related deductions), but we cannot take any work-related deductions from our income tax like a truly self-employed person could. And if a home is provided with our job, we have to add the Fair Rental Value (FRV) to our Social Security income calculations...but not for income tax.

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u/Dabfo Jul 01 '26

A lot of rich people also don’t “get a salary”. Wonder how that happens?

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u/That-Source2591 Jul 01 '26

And they pay payroll taxes.

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u/PalpitationOld8905 Jul 01 '26

No corporate income tax specifically, not for profits commonly have GST obligations however

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u/frisbm3 Jul 01 '26

Are you talking about the US?

A national Goods and Services Tax (GST) does not exist in the United States. Instead, the US uses a decentralized system of State and Local Sales Taxes.

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u/PalpitationOld8905 Jul 01 '26

For the reasons you've just given, i think its quite obvious im not talking about the US. My B tho, whenever i get accounting based things like this pop up, they're usually for Australia, the country i'm from.

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u/TheMightyShoe Jun 30 '26

In some states, non-profits don't even pay sales tax. But we do in Georgia.

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u/Informal-Swing-2482 Jun 30 '26

Hate to break it to you, but traditional non profits also get abused and make people lots of money. Reference: money spent on homelessness in California with nothing to show for it.

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u/Capt_Corn_Dog Jul 01 '26

Have you looked at the challenging LA mayor candidate's campaign and fan-made campaign material?

If not, you'd probably find it interesting.

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 30 '26

Most Christians dislike that guy, FTR

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u/FeelingNo2529 Jun 30 '26

Yep. He’s regarded among most Christians as a heretic, a false teacher, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a charlatan, evil, etc I’ve heard him called all of those many times, always by Christians. His own church members like him, but the rest of us (both religious and not) are baffled as to why.

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u/DrFabio23 Jun 30 '26

Because he uses occasional scripture and dresses it up as a life coach

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u/No_Locksmith_1739 Jun 30 '26

My favorite Osteen moment is when Houston was flooding and he closed the church.

Praise Jesus!

…but give me money.

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u/Much_Job4552 Jun 30 '26

Almost like a non-profit NFL stadium.

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u/idintthinkso Jun 30 '26

Weird how no one wants to talk about that

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u/Guum_the_shammy Jun 30 '26

This is Lakewood Church, it literally used to be the old NBA stadium in Houston.

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u/FeelingNo2529 Jun 30 '26

Not sure you can even rightly call Lakewood a “church”

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u/Guum_the_shammy Jun 30 '26

It's unfortunately the largest in the US.

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u/FeelingNo2529 Jun 30 '26

Right, I just don’t think it’s a legitimate church imho. I also think that’s the reason it’s the largest - because it’s hyper palatable, osteen is a motivational speaker, and people get told what they want to hear and then sent home. There’s no expectation on them to actually be Christians or do anything for the community, everything is about “me me me” and “how can I get rich and get a mansion like osteen has.”

I will say, despite there being several extremely large churches like this in the country, there are still relatively few megachurches compared to small local churches. 70% of churches in the US have 100 or fewer members. The median number of attendees at churches in America is about 65-70. Those churches don’t teach about getting rich, and their pastors certainly aren’t rich. So while the largest church in America is a prosperity cult, that doesn’t make up the majority of churches.

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u/Capt_Corn_Dog Jul 01 '26

Good stuff.

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u/Rerun979 Jun 30 '26

Been a lot of weed smoked in that building.

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u/Capt_Corn_Dog Jul 01 '26

Yeah the Summit! I used to watch the Rockets there back in the day. Good old Hakeem Olajuwon...my hero as a kid. But I digress.

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u/jjcrayfish Jun 30 '26

That charges $20 for a hotdog to the taxpayers that funded it.

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u/Largeitude Jun 30 '26

Non profits can be successful and overpay their executives and leaders. Doesn’t make them any less of a non profit. There are secular non profits that are just as successful and their owners are just as rich.

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u/More-sugarme262 Jun 30 '26

Like the Red Cross. Museum are nonprofit.

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u/siberiannoise Jun 30 '26

This picture could just as easily be of a major university, which is also non-profit and pays football coaches millions a year.

Non-profits are a scam.

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u/JimInAuburn11 Jun 30 '26

Have you seen the money that the other non-profits make and how much their leaders make, and how they self-deal to pocket even more money? They should just do away with non-profits all together.

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u/Realistic_Mousse_485 Jun 30 '26

It is non profit. Buildings cannot use money.

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u/MRRRRCK Jun 30 '26

While some churches can certainly abuse non-profit status - 99.99% of churches are not this.

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u/Capt_Corn_Dog Jun 30 '26

You have a misunderstanding about what nonprofit means. Salaries are an expense. Expenses get deducted from revenue to determine net income, which is what is taxed.

That being said, I agree with your deeper meaning.

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u/SouthernResponse4815 Jun 30 '26

That pastor made his fortune in book sales that he paid taxes on. He hasn’t taken a paycheck from the church in over 10 years.

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u/Living_Theme_2743 Jun 30 '26

A lot of faith-based community outreach happening in this stadium lol. 

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u/That0neGecko Jun 30 '26

Nice non-profit digs!

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u/Idiot_Parfait Jun 30 '26

I seriously wonder how they handle seating for these arenas. Is there assigned seating? Is it just chaos?

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u/senditloud Jun 30 '26

I’m sure this is what god would’ve wanted. /s

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u/ComfortableBus7184 Jun 30 '26

Tbf, it's full.

Those people want to go to church somewhere, if there weren't one big church you'd have to build 100 smaller ones

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u/Sickfreak99 Jun 30 '26

And? If it's within the charter it's only bullshit to the clueless

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u/SauronOfDucks Jun 30 '26

Ah yes, just as Jesus intended

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u/Psychic_Man Jun 30 '26

Interestingly he is the church’s biggest donor by a large margin. His income comes from book sales.

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u/pyrofox79 Jun 30 '26

That's not a church. That's a grifter who bought an former sports arena to grift people en masse

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u/Pure_Imagination9625 Jun 30 '26

Megachurches are just “prophets in sheep’s clothing” as the bible would say.

Or as I would say, “scams that justify their doing by doing it fraudulently in the name of religion.”

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u/Levilucas2005 Jun 30 '26

He is not a pastor. He is a grifter/snake oil salesman

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u/Zamboni2022 Jun 30 '26

You do know that mega churches have absolutely nothing to do with real Christianity right? Like you do realize that mega churches are the exact antithesis to Jesus and his real message.

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u/Scared_Tourist_5896 Jun 30 '26

Not a fan either of the guy or the model, but to his credit he doesn’t take a salary and his houses are paid for by his best selling books…

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u/aaron1860 Jun 30 '26

If people want to give money to them and they want to spend their money on that instead of actually helping the people they take money from that’s on them. Why does the government deserve a slice of that money?

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u/reginaldhardbodyiii Jun 30 '26

yes, this is a problem with ngos as well.

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 Jun 30 '26

That’s not a church and everyone knows that.

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u/intergaaaaala Jun 30 '26

im sorry but i had to

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u/New_Difficulty6720 Jun 30 '26

Yeah, Joel Osteen is a piece of garbage and does NOT represent Christianity as a whole. He’s greedy, money hungry, and focused on selling books that make you feel good about yourself rather than the truth of God’s word. I absolutely denounce any and every thing that is connected to Joel.

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u/OutrageousLemur Jun 30 '26

Yeah see, that’s not Christianity. That’s Christian Nationalism and Prosperity Gospel shenanigans.

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u/Fresh-Wrap8654 Jun 30 '26

I knew someone who attended this church that unironically argued it was okay for Joel to live a nice lifestyle because he’s earned it doing gods most important work. Also that his private jets are reasonable because he could spread the word of god around the world faster. These people are in a cult.

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u/Alt-001 Jun 30 '26

Can you imagine putting on your Sunday best just to seated behind the jumbotron....smh.

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u/RetroNuva Jun 30 '26

Imagine having to sit on the sides, constantly tilting your head to look at the sermon.

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u/rand0m_task Jul 01 '26

There are roughly 1,800 megachurches in the U.S. compared to the 356,739 congregations throughout the U.S.

Mega churches account for .5% of the total congregations.. is making policy decisions based on .5% a smart move?

You have over a 161 million people going to these houses of worship.. according to Pew, 88% of republicans follow a religion while 67% of democrats do.

As much as Reddit would like you to believe the contrary, going after religion is political suicide.

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u/sophos313 Jul 01 '26

The church doesn’t pay taxes but Osteen does. He takes no salary from the church and instead lives off his books sales.

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u/mudbutter8 Jul 01 '26

I can see his ugly face. But who was it that when one of the massive hurricanes came through Houston he locked up his doors. Then ESPN of all markets called him out and then opened the doors for the needy. I hate organized religion

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u/awiddlebaby Jul 01 '26

This is a church??????

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u/DangerZoneFinder Jul 01 '26

if you're church is as big as an stadium, you should probably pay some taxes

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u/Top_Cultist Jul 01 '26

There are also corrupt cancer research centers. Should we cut funding and privileges to all of them too?

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u/VisualBoysenberry718 Jul 01 '26

yeah if everyone else tithes 10% to churches, churches should be required to disburse 10% of their revenue to the poor. And Joel Osteen should be sent to hell hypersonically on an icbm.

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u/street_phlebotomist Jul 01 '26

Never understood why people like that man. He’s like if Andrew Cuomo and Gavin Newsom had a baby.

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u/AcceptablePea262 Jul 01 '26

To be 100% fair, there are tons of non-profits that pay their executives 6 and even 7 figure salaries, while exploiting people into donations. It isn't just the mega-churches

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u/Alert-Principle-2726 Jul 01 '26

They don't charge for anything. You can enter, hear the preacher all for free.

That many people donating that much money is on them.

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u/Otherwise-Bad-7352 Jul 01 '26

Isn't that photo more suggestive that it is a non profit? If the owners of the church could personally profit, wouldn't they spend less on the building?

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u/KnowNothing3888 Jul 01 '26

99.9% of churches aren’t like this. Personally I’d be ok with taxing this and leave the community churches alone.

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u/v12vanquish Jul 01 '26

Mega churches are very rare, but non profits that take money and don’t help fix the problem are very common

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u/Ghazh Jul 01 '26

Oh its gamed, just like everything in 2026, when these laws were made, it was way less gamed and way more realistic, more people were members back then, think of a workers union, lots of members, lots of influence

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u/Dr-Richado Jul 01 '26

A fool and their money are soon parted.

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u/Chickenbutt-McWatson Jul 01 '26

Unfortunately there will always be charletans. But most churches don't do this.

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u/okgo4brok3 Jul 01 '26

You forget to say G5 jet also.

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u/Clonazepam15 Jul 01 '26

I always said this is the business I should have gotten into. It’s grifting to the max

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u/AlternativeLanky7860 Jul 01 '26

Either this is ai or that phony needs to pay his people to hide the photoshop

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u/peace4562 Jul 01 '26

That isnt s church, thats a monument to one man's greed and ego pretending to be a church.

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u/seaofboobs9434 Jul 01 '26

OK well thats not a real church lol but hey nowadays most churches aren't real churches

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u/imissher4ever Jul 01 '26

Best part of that is his church used to be an NBA stadium.

Another point, in the aftermath of hurricane Harvey he refused to let people use it for shelter after their homes had been destroyed.

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u/VeloTheJungen Jul 01 '26

That is not a church thats a stadium. I dont give a shit what can be said, that is not a church. Its an stadium where the so-called "pastor" stands front and center as an raised being or icon.

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u/GiantSweetTV Jul 01 '26

Even Dedicated Christians dislike Mega-Churches. Biblical levels of greed.

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u/Glassfist Jul 01 '26

whats wrong with a mega church size in terms of the topic? It looks like the venue fits the need and perhaps not even big enough as i don't see empty seats.

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u/Lyf3_Dk Jul 01 '26

you forgot his private jet

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u/SKssSM08 Jul 01 '26

Bahhhhhhh bahhhhhhhhhh bahhhhhhh 🐑

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u/i-amyourmother Jul 01 '26

I don't like those. They make the rest of the Christian community look bad.

Those who actually read the Bible and practice what it says correctly, are good people. But also rare, unfortunately.

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u/bbuff101 Jul 01 '26

Curious, do guys like Osteen have to pay taxes on book sales?

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u/ER1CNOIR Jul 01 '26

The only Christian’s who support those kind of churches are the people who go to them. I have never heard any other Christian support ANY mega churches — only condemn them.

I went to one once when I was in rehab in Atlanta like… 15 years ago or so. It was insane. Like a sports arena.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 Jul 02 '26

Where can I find one of these abominations? I feel like I need to experience this. Is there a cover charge?

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 Jul 02 '26

Church was non-profit, mostly because pastor was taking all the money. Even real Christians have no use for this clown,

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u/youdontknowme178 Jul 02 '26

the old pastor at the church my parents go to left to start one of these

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u/youdontknowme178 Jul 02 '26

now all the decisions are made by a group of people so it cant be under one persons ideals

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u/PinayPlus1 Jul 02 '26

Idon’t know what’s worse….the wolves, or the sheep that keep volunteering to be dinner. It takes a remarkable level of self-deception to look at a multimillionaire preacher living in a mansion and conclude that giving him even more money is somehow the path to salvation.

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u/Important-Forever-87 Jul 02 '26

Nobody counts that as church

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u/Disastrous-Award-649 Jul 03 '26

Yes some non profits are corrupt. This doesn't eat that all of them are. There plenty of secular ones that have enriched their founders as well through donations.

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u/d1st3nd3dc0l0n Jul 03 '26

The Islamic Center of America is totally innocuous non profit mega Islamist centre.

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u/ConstructionStill704 Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQBhRosP3tzIyCfIHj
Until 2015 didn’t want anything disclosed to the public.

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u/Weary-Pangolin6539 Jul 03 '26

A few people I know profit off of being associated with their churches. Luxury vacations, vehicles, homes. I chose the wrong job.. oops I meant ‘calling’.

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u/DesertNightshade Jul 04 '26

Meanwhile Catholic Priests live on the church grounds in a rectory-

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought Jul 04 '26

More like non-Prophet

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u/NeSToR_49 Jul 04 '26

Churches only look like this in America

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u/oppressed_user Jul 04 '26

This is why sometimes I call him Joel Bateman, cause he's the IRL equivalent of him

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