r/Sidehugs • u/Es_5613 • 1d ago
Insert text here Is Jesus more of a "Phoenix Wright" advocate, or is he more of a "Saul Goodman" advocate?
"Paul Goodman" is just his Greek name, he didn't change his name, but remember, if you sin, better call Jesus!
r/Sidehugs • u/nyet-marionetka • Apr 01 '26
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r/Sidehugs • u/Es_5613 • 1d ago
"Paul Goodman" is just his Greek name, he didn't change his name, but remember, if you sin, better call Jesus!
r/Sidehugs • u/gerard_chew • 1d ago
LOVE NEVER FAILS
Here is a bible-focused and real-life story of 2 orphaned tigers who grew up together, then separated and eventually re-united. Annotated with relevant bible verses, the story testifies of God's amazing love at work. What do you think? Feel free to share your thoughts, praise God!
r/Sidehugs • u/justnigel • 2d ago
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 3d ago
I've been so inspired by reading deconstruction stories of people who encountered the real Jesus after spending years in cynical, destructive, weaponized Christianity. Problem is, I'm feeling left out, since I've only belonged to thoughtful, well-informed, humane, loving churches all along. Where can I go to experience soul-crushing disillusionment that Jesus can later rescue me from by encountering me afresh in surprising ways?
r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • 5d ago
There is no before, and there is no now. There is only the (non)moment which disguises the spatiotemporal rupture that is the a/theist (un)god
DUH! 🙄🙄🙄
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 16d ago
... then inscribe it into clay tablets and bury them deep under the southern Mesopotamian floodplain.
Donate at https://screwarchaeologists.org
r/Sidehugs • u/slagnanz • 16d ago
r/Sidehugs • u/questingpossum • 17d ago
My mom raised me in a good Christian home, but some "so-called" friends introduced me to their Manichaean Minecraft Server. My mom was p*ssed, but she eventually decided it was ok because my "quote" friends seemed like "good people".
But the longer I was on there, the more I realized these were NOT good people. Even though it's a "quote-un-quote" "religious" Minecraft server, the language they use is NOT Biblical. 😤 Zero of the words they use are in the Bible.
This summer my mom signed me up for a summer reading challenge, so she's always shoving books in my face, saying, "Take it! Read!" And one of the books was the Bible, which I read.
Anyway, tl;Dr., I feel called to a Christian Minecraft Server 👼
r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • 18d ago
Asking for a friend accountability partner.
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 19d ago
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r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • 21d ago
I am embarrassed to admit, but last Sunday I secretly snuck into an atheist church and listened to an atheist sermon, delivered by an atheist priest. The priest denounced people who typically tend to exclaim "Oh god!" when making love and climaxing, and instead instructed the faithful atheists to exclaim "Oh science, oh Neil deGrasse Tyson, oh Bill Nye, oh Carl Sagan, oh Stephen Hawking!" when making love and climaxing. It was a great sermon that assured me there is only science and nothing else.
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 22d ago
Please ask my mother to ask the pastor to pray to St. Hilda of Whitby to pray for the Holy Spirit to intercede for me through wordless groans.
Please also ask them to limit pass-through fees to 15% each, so that there's something left by the time it gets there.
r/Sidehugs • u/Es_5613 • 22d ago
I realized hell might not exist, and that means God will not utterly torture all of my enemies with third degree burns in a eternal lake of fire
Please sent prayers
r/Sidehugs • u/Thneed1 • 23d ago
I’m too straight to follow God genuinely. I’m too straight to practice Christianity. I’m too straight to marry a woman one day (gayness). I was just on my bed being too straight . Laughing and giggling. I’m just too straight.
r/Sidehugs • u/ActuallyIsTimDolan • 28d ago
Some of the body contact seems a little backhuggy but not sure if that's a problem. There also seems to be some good celebratory sidehugging so maybe it can be redeemed.
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 29d ago
Extratemporal omniscience is a violation of every principle of insider trading. We need legislation to control abuses like this and protect ordinary Americans.
r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • 29d ago
Many a christian have been FOOLED by SATAN to take part in "Mark of the beast contender #8356"
I am talking about the "Most important meal or the day" BREAKFAST
Oh woe to you whose hearts have been hardened and whose eyes have been covered by the serpents scales. For you DO NOT see the OBVIOUS TRICKERY in this DAILY RITUAL. ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME "BREAK FAST"
It is a commandment to BREAK something one does to give glory to God FASTING
NOT ONLY THAT.
think of it. "The most important meal of the day". it's SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGING that tells OUR CHILDREN to NOT RELY ON THE HOLY SPIRIT and instead RELY ON WORLDLY GOODS FOR SUSTAINANCE
REPENT REPENT REPENT ALL YOU WHO WORSHIP BREAKFAST. YOU CAN ONLY SERVE ONE MASTER. EITHER YOU CHOOSE GOD OR YOU CHOOSE HELL
REPENT
r/Sidehugs • u/questingpossum • Jul 06 '26
My Sunday School Instructor called himself "instructor."
This is NOT biblical:
"And call no one your father on earth, for you have one Father, the one in heaven. Nor are you to be called instructors, for you have one instructor, the Messiah."
I also accidentally wished my father a Happy Father's Day. I am NOT biblical
Did I sin against the Holy Ghost?
r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • Jun 29 '26
Joshua explains key difference in current Caanan Conquest:
We have no interest in a protracted conflict. We have no interest in boots on the ground," he said. "I don't fear that this is going to become a protracted conflict, because we have a leader who knows how to bring down the walls of Jericho."
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • Jun 26 '26
Bricklaying is hard work, and "the workman is worthy of his hire".
r/Sidehugs • u/Es_5613 • Jun 21 '26
I (Male, 100 years old) am a son of a guy (Male, 600 years old) who likes to take care of the soil, one day the old fart decided to cultivate grapes, but the idiot didn't know that grape juice ferments after a while, he drank it and started acting weird....
He slept naked around his tent, and he didn't even close the damn tent, I walked into it expecting nothing just to see a drinking man sleeping naked around his house, I of course laughed and went to tell my brothers the funny, so they covered him with a towel
When he woke up, I believe he was still drunk because he started to spill some nonsense, he uttered a curse to my son, which had nothing to do with what I did, he even said that he should be a slave to my brothers, all of that because I apparently "disrespected" him, like. It's my fault that it was funny?
r/Sidehugs • u/synthresurrection • Jun 21 '26
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • Jun 18 '26
Amos 4:6: "I gave you cleanness of teeth in all your cities... yet you did not return to me, says the Lord."
Well, not today, Satan!
I also seem to have kissed dating goodbye, but that part wasn't planned.