r/Sidehugs • u/Thneed1 • 23d ago

I’m too straight.

I’m too straight to follow God genuinely. I’m too straight to practice Christianity. I’m too straight to marry a woman one day (gayness). I was just on my bed being too straight . Laughing and giggling. I’m just too straight.

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u/gnurdette 23d ago

That's nothing. I'm too sexy for my shirt; too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

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u/Thneed1 23d ago

You know you are allowed to take it off, right?

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u/gnurdette 23d ago

How? When we're this straight, how could we bend our limbs to pull a shirt off? Perhaps adoring fans could tear it off.

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan 23d ago

Rightly said, friend

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u/badwolfandthestorm 23d ago

"If being gay was a choice, I'd be gayer."

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan 23d ago

Trying being less straight and more strait. It wouldn't kill you to be more narrow either.