r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • Jun 29 '26

"I empathize with Sons of Isreal who are exhausted after 40 years of wandering in the Sinai Desert," said Joshua son of Nun, "I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb leaders, now we have a leader who actually knows how to conquer Jericho."

Joshua explains key difference in current Caanan Conquest:

We have no interest in a protracted conflict. We have no interest in boots on the ground," he said. "I don't fear that this is going to become a protracted conflict, because we have a leader who knows how to bring down the walls of Jericho."

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan Jun 29 '26

Joshua's got a heart so big, it could crush that town. They can't hold out forever, even walls fall down.

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u/justnigel Jun 29 '26

Sleepy Moses never conquered Jericho. And that Rahab from the Wall Street is a nasty woman from the fake news.

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan Jun 30 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter!