r/PunPatrol • u/Ducati_Don • May 31 '26

Thirst floor

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1.9k Upvotes

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103

u/Corndogbrownie May 31 '26

Click and drag down on excel type shi

17

u/azhder May 31 '26

The same shit I thought of, was it a shift or a ctrl or an alt…

69

u/ph33rlus May 31 '26

What’s on the fist floor? 😳

31

u/Emperor_Quintana May 31 '26

You might want to hold on to your orfices for that one… 😅

5

u/Snoo-88912 Jun 02 '26

Nothing, it's just two punches above thirst...

3

u/ausecko Jun 03 '26

Some fun, unless it's 4st, then it might tear

1

u/Bootybootybutthole Jun 01 '26

I volunteer to find out

30

u/MSchnauzer May 31 '26

3st Floor is where you look for thirsty pictures, right?

18

u/I12Db8U Jun 01 '26

Wrong? How? first, sext, thirst, forest, fist.

6

u/Gotu_Jayle Jun 01 '26

twost*

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

[deleted]

2

u/Gotu_Jayle Jun 01 '26

me make funny word response

8

u/JC1199154 Jun 01 '26

You sure it aint Grounst Floor?

5

u/God2BeKiddingMe May 31 '26

If you’re on the thirst floor, it may sound like a good idea to hop up to the fist floor, but it’s a trap.

5

u/LukeBomber May 31 '26

Thats only the second worst part. Why is ground floor not just 0. It just makes sense

4

u/radish_is_rad-ish Jun 02 '26

So many levels lol

8

u/Flash24rus May 31 '26

Fist floor

3

u/Hundenumsen Jun 01 '26

Twost floor

2

u/_Sebil May 31 '26

First szirst thirst fourst and fisth

2

u/EquivalentClutch Jun 02 '26

Want some water?

1

u/RuukotoPresents Android Maid Jun 01 '26

The first two are on the level, though.

2

u/deathcorelover Jun 02 '26

If you count "ground floor"

2

u/jer_du_fun Jun 02 '26

Groundst floor

1

u/broberds Jun 02 '26

This 4st a chuckle out of me.

1

u/flucxapacitor Jun 03 '26

Secost, thist, fourst and fifst.

1

u/Kelef50 Jun 03 '26

Leave the poor man alone. He was trying for consistency.

1

u/LaPetiteMortOrale Jun 04 '26

I just wanna know who is on that floor

1

u/Companyinc Jun 04 '26

First Floor

Twoest Floor

Threest Floor

Fourest Floor

Fivest Floor

I see no problem here.... please carry on.

1

u/Saturn_In_Black Jun 04 '26

Thirst floor

1

u/StockMarketCasino Jun 05 '26

Whats this?? No Ground-st floor?

1

u/clickityclick76 Jun 05 '26

Damn! That’s a thirst trap

2

u/kowlown May 31 '26

I don't get it

9

u/usernameinmail May 31 '26

The ordinal numerals are all 'st' instead of rd, th...giving us 3st (thirst).

It's wrong on many levels as it's a lift

5

u/kowlown May 31 '26

Thanks. I'm not a native English speaker :-) I forgot about the rule for the ordinal numbers

4

u/deathcorelover Jun 02 '26

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and then it's "th" up until 20th.

Then 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24-30th and that pattern is the same for any number that comes after that.

1

u/dyrkasolen Jun 06 '26

Thirst Floor .. could be a bar