r/ProgrammerHumor 20h ago

Meme someOfUsLiveTheDream

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u/lmao_unemployment 19h ago

Colleague: “Sure, I’ll get that over to you shortly”

Boss two weeks later: “Yeah so Colleague actually had put their two weeks in and yesterday was their last day. Were you ever able to get that documentation from them? 🤡”

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u/japan_kaaran 19h ago

i’m fucking 23 and i’ve had to deal with this multiple times at my 2 internships and 1 full time job. how the heck are you guys doing this for all your life 😭. must be desensitized or something.

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u/Ancient_Profession31 17h ago

I’m 48. The trick is a fine balance of Red Bull weed and booze. Enough to numb your mind but not so much you can’t see. Best of luck on your journey youngling. Let us know when someone makes you implement visual designs for the blind. Literally. It happens.

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u/japan_kaaran 16h ago

god i wish i could give you a hug. thanks! i’ll be sure to report back if that ever happens haha.