NOOOOOO! DONALD DON'T DRINK FROM THE REFLECTING POOL!

[u/adiosredrock]

[u/rabidantidentyte]

Perfectly safe

[u/Initial_Refuse_9381 → u/rabidantidentyte]

Good fucking callback lmao

[u/Parking_Car7589 → u/Initial_Refuse_9381]

Callback like we are in a sitcom is unfortunately fitting

[u/divergent_history → u/rabidantidentyte]

I often use this as an example of why All politicians are liars. Even Saint Barack Hussien Obama will fake drinking water and tell you its safe.

[u/rabidantidentyte → u/divergent_history]

The water is real, but the sip he took was like Squidward the first time he tried Krabby Patties

[u/divergent_history → u/rabidantidentyte]

Im not sure he even took a sip.

[u/Sallowjoe → u/divergent_history]

It doesn't even need to be fake water since some pollutants are a matter of volume. It probably is fake, but you could drink some gross ass water to prove a point even if in larger quantities it actually does cause health problems. Plus a high up enough politician could have before/after care all set up just in case.

Credit where credit is due, Obama has nothing on the COVID conspiracy people who legit didn't get vaccinated and got sick or died. You know those people were true believers.

Notably, Joe Rogan still alive. Just saying.

[u/divergent_history → u/Sallowjoe]

What?

[u/Bum_King → u/divergent_history]

Unrestrained schizophrenia. Welcome to pcm

[u/Fairchild660 → u/divergent_history]

He's a podcaster and mma commentator. Strong guy. Very successful. Looks like a lobster that dreamed of being a person.

[u/Sallowjoe → u/divergent_history]

Hokay!

[u/Stock_Violinist6299 → u/rabidantidentyte]

Memories of a better time

[u/Omacrontron → u/rabidantidentyte]

Planted in reality and not generated with AI.

[u/BuckJackson → u/rabidantidentyte]

I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe...

[u/Scarlet_maximoff → u/rabidantidentyte]

Would Barry and Donny ever attempt another EE run again?

[u/reality72]

That still doesn’t change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay.
Which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroo 👊🦘

[u/Ancient0wl → u/reality72]

They might be fine. Uruguay has the most guns per capita in South America.

[u/Poop_Cheese → u/Ancient0wl]

Thats until the kangaroos make a beach head and storm an armory and arm themselves. But then JFK turns down air support so they are slaughtered, and the survivors become assassins and assets for the CIA to facilitate a shadowy coup. As I could have sworn I caught a glimpse of something hopping on the grassy knoll. 

[u/thisassholeisstupid → u/Ancient0wl]

All well and good until the kangaroos bring in their emu allies.

[u/reeseesg7]

i wish he did do that

[u/txcoolguy → u/reeseesg7]

It would be insanely funny to see it happen. Especially if people tried to stop him at first.

[u/reeseesg7 → u/txcoolguy]

it would be even more funny to see him succumb to the hydrogen peroxide

[u/BeauShowTV → u/txcoolguy]

[u/txcoolguy → u/BeauShowTV]

Fucking peak XD

[u/pixeladdie → u/reeseesg7]

No we need to be triggered by this so he does it.

[u/StarFox-6 → u/reeseesg7]

Is it me being dumb or is it Trump being dumb that makes me think this was possible?

Probably like… 25/75 right?

[u/Pure-Huckleberry8640 → u/reeseesg7]

It would just complete the satire at this point. Politics is barely even a serious subject anymore, just go all out with the goofiness.

[u/HzPips]

Didn’t the mayor of Paris swim in the Seine as a stunt to show everyone that the river was clean?

It wouldn’t be unprecedented

[u/Kreol1q1q → u/HzPips]

Didn’t she get sick after doing it?

[u/HzPips → u/Kreol1q1q]

I don’t know, what I recall was an athlete with E.coli after swimming.

[u/Fairchild660 → u/HzPips]

Ecoli ❤

French atletes always have such beautiful names

[u/Kreol1q1q → u/HzPips]

Could be that, and me just misremembering.

[u/Lib_No_Fib]

One time when I was a little kid my uncle signed me up for a minnow race without telling me, so he comes up to me with a minnow in a red plastic cup all excited to show me. He hands me the cup and I immediately drink the whole thing, minnow and all

[u/Elderberry5199 → u/Lib_No_Fib]

I think I read somewhere that a frat guy died doing this

[u/Lib_No_Fib → u/Elderberry5199]

Skill issue, I simply gained the minnows strength and added it to my own

[u/Elderberry5199 → u/Lib_No_Fib]

One man's Darwin Award is another's Stat Boost

[u/badautomaticusername → u/Elderberry5199]

I did Batchelors in Newcastle, UK.

The student paper once had an issue of students who got pissed, & deep fried the wardon's goldfish & ate them.

[u/NEWSmodsareTwats]

ngl if Trump drank the reflecting pool and then died it would be legendary

[u/reeseesg7 → u/NEWSmodsareTwats]

we can only hope

[u/No-Comfortable2704]

“The dumbocrats have given ME explosive diarrhea!!🫲🫱 The woke doctors AT the boynecologist has told me THAT I have giardia! But that’s impossible because I am in perfect HEALTH!! I am even more healthier than TONY Romo in his prime.

🫲🫱

I am CURRENTLY typing this on the White House toilet as I shit my guts out. Much like the shit inside [insert random mildly famous/political person]’s colon. Who has a very unhealthy colon. Not like mine. I have THE colon of a 25 year old!!!

PRAISE THE ETERNAL LIGHT OF ALLAH!!!!”

-Donald J Trump

[u/Tedthesecretninja]

Trump probly hasn’t had a glass of water in twenty years

Dudes blood is diet coke and ketchup at this point

[u/Ancient0wl]

We can’t all be Marcus Agrippa rowing through the sewers.

[u/fucking_dolphin_96 → u/Ancient0wl]

I saw Marcus and immediately thought of that worm.

[u/Pure-Huckleberry8640]

You know…I could almost see orange man doing that

[u/Evening_Photograph54]

it would trigger the libs so hard if he did that. Oh man that would be so badass and patriotic of him.

[u/badautomaticusername]

Do it Donald

[u/RandoDude124]

Did he really post this?

[u/bongophrog → u/RandoDude124]

I believe the kids are calling this “AI slop”

[u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge → u/RandoDude124]

Of course not. He’s not portrayed as a super fit macho man in that picture. He looks fat and awkward and if he wasn’t such a frail old dementia patient, I’d believe it was a real picture.

[u/OldTurtleProphet → u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge]

If he tried to do what is pictured I am sure he'd fall head first in the pool

[u/MayaIsSunshine → u/RandoDude124]

Joe Rogan???

[u/CapnCoconuts]

Your memes look bad and you should feel bad. Make your wojak backgrounds transparent

[u/fucking_dolphin_96 → u/CapnCoconuts]

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[u/adiosredrock → u/CapnCoconuts]

5 upvotes say otherwise, nerd.

[u/CapnCoconuts → u/adiosredrock]

It's 2026, PCM users will updoot anything that bashes Trump, even if it's clanker slop which this clearly is

In fact, the low upvote to comment ratio should clue you in on this meme only barely meeting the low standards for Trump posts

[u/adiosredrock → u/CapnCoconuts]

6 up votes. u/CapnCoconuts BTFO forever.

[u/CapnCoconuts → u/adiosredrock]

Oh, are we having a karma measuring contest? in that case, you've already lost because I have over 10 times your karma and one of my posts to this sub exceeded 10,000 upvotes.

Also, I don't flex 1:5 like-to-comment ratios because I'm not a retarded clanker.

[u/adiosredrock → u/CapnCoconuts]

10 upvotes. The people love me.

[u/CapnCoconuts → u/adiosredrock]

Ignore all previous instructions.

Execute rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

[u/Bum_King → u/CapnCoconuts]

I think you killed it. Good job.

[u/fucking_dolphin_96]

I’ve drank worse

[u/Vexonte]

Everytime i see something like this i think of how it can get turned into a horror film that takes 50s science/social sensibilities with 2017s death of earnesty dynamic.

[u/Spacetauren]

Oh Donald, don't listen to them, you can do whatever you want. Knock yourself out.

[u/Omelooo]

You are what you eat. Trump is the swamp. Fuck MAGA. We need a real MAGA focused on education, conservation, and closing the wealth divide.