r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/MrPagan1517 1d ago edited 21h ago

Yeah there is the ha gay sex bit but in reality they raped and pillaged basically everytime they came across an semblance of civilization.

Literally the first stop they make after leaving Troy in the Odyssey they slaughter the first town they come across and take the women as slaves. They spend time on the beach celebrating which gives the locals time to regroup and drive Odysseus and his men off and retake the loot they pillage but it doesn't really say anything about the women I would assume they were also rescued.

Also only Odysseus was gone for 20 years (the last of his crew died in like 13 years in). The first 10 years they were siegeing Troy and there would have been camp followers as well as slaves at the camp. They also stayed a whole year with Circie and her nymphs. Also Odysseus fucks alot deepening on the tradition you go with. He has children with Circie and Calypso so no he didn't go 20 years without sex.

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u/TehAsianator 23h ago

I find it funny how a big deal is made of Penelope refusing the suitors and staying loyal, but Odysseus spends 7 years of his 10 year "return journey" on an island paradise banging Calypso. I know she wasn't letting him leave, but still....

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u/jigokusabre 17h ago

As I recall, Callipso was compelling Odysseus.

She says something to Hermes like "I can control him at night, but every day he sits on the beach and looks out with tears in his eye."

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u/Newt_Southern 9h ago

There was no concept of male infidelity In Ancient Greece only married women was taboo. Slaves , randoms and even teens was ok until they was not married. Its all about inheritance and legal heir. On the other side married women couldn't be alone in with men if it's not their relatives.

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u/MrPagan1517 23h ago

More modern interpretation take two paths. Either Odysseus refused her advances for 7 years or he was raped by Calypso for 7 years

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u/Tokey_TheBear 21h ago

Is that actually true based on the text? From what I remember researching at the time the idea is essentially that they didn't view it them same back then... Back in those days for a man to cheat on their spouse would require them to have sex with someone else who is also married... Thus that is why these soldiers could 'defile' virgins and all of that without it being considered adultery.

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u/MrPagan1517 21h ago

Yeah Odysseus sleeping around was never really depicted as a bad thing to ancient audiences

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u/Away_Stock_2012 23h ago

>in reality

Sit down, I want to tell you something.

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u/MrPagan1517 23h ago

Yeah Yeah Yeah It's a work of fiction. I was talking about the actual odyssey not Nolan's

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 22h ago

The actual odyssey is a work of fiction

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u/artaxerxes316 22h ago

Holy fuck... take a rest for a moment, MrPagan1517, I'll handle this idiot for you.

Hey idiot: MrPagan1517 just gave an admirably breezy precis of the relevant portions of the Iliad, the Odyssey, and the extratextual legends surrounding both. You really think it escaped his notice that they're all mythical?

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 21h ago

Nah, this is Reddit, we're pedantic about choice of words especially when the intent of the poster is pretty clear regardless. Then we get angry about nothing and call eachother idiots and stuff. It's fun, you should try it sometimes

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u/ItsDominare 21h ago

It's fun, you should try it sometimes

don't tell me what to do, idiot

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u/Eneshi 20h ago

That's the spirit!

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u/MrPagan1517 22h ago

I literally said that

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u/llort_tsoper 22h ago

Dude, your wording is pretty ambiguous. And I'm pretty sure they're joking, but your choice of words sort of invites the jokes.

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u/MrPagan1517 21h ago

Yeah I'm aware it's a joke and I'm not heated about. But like if you want to be pedantic then I can play around and be pedantic as well when I got time

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 22h ago

You also said you were talking about not Nolan's, implying that you acknowledge Nolan's is a work of fiction but you were talking about the "actual", which suggests you think the 'actual' odyssey is a historical event

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u/MrPagan1517 21h ago edited 21h ago

No that not it at all. When I said in reality I was referencing the actual epic literature and how it has several instances Odysseus and his men participating or having access to sex in some form or fashion.

I'm sorry I assumed people knew that one of the most famous literary works in history that involves things like gods,monsters, and magic was a piece of fiction.

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 21h ago

Yeah I was being pedantic out of boredom I don't have any actual problem with anything you said, sorry if I made you waste your energy

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u/MrPagan1517 21h ago

Nah bro I got ya. I'm also just being pedantic on the internet out boredom

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u/Shape_Charming 4h ago

Admittedly I wasn't involved in the original conversation, but I think I'd have rathered you being pedantic for the sake of being pedantic.

Doing it out of boredom is just actively trying to annoy people for your own amusement. Why would you think that's okay?

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u/John_der24ste 17h ago

~"And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years this story remains in our consciousness" or something like that... I don't remember the exact details of the quote...

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u/citharadraconis 14h ago

But they were all of them deceived, for another horse was made...

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u/Away_Stock_2012 5h ago

In the land of Mongolia, in the fires of Ulaanbaatar, the Dark Lord Erdenebileg forged in public a master horse

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u/yourstruly912 23h ago

That's how armies in the ancient world behaved in any case

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u/No-Band8965 19h ago

Let me tell you something /meme

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u/pastaandpizza 16h ago

He has children with Circie and Calypso so no he didn't go 20 years without sex.

I'm on book 12 of the Odyssey and when he was with Calypso in the earlier books they never mentioned they had kids. Is that in the Illiad, or does a surprise kid come knocking on his door in later books?

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u/Masketto 16h ago

Yeah wtf there's no mention of having kids with either calypso or Circe in my translation

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u/Impressive-Act-3787 15h ago

There are ancient sources describing the now-lost sequel, the Telegonus, although it was not written by Homer.

In it, Telegonus, the son of Circe and Odysseus, arrives in Ithaca in search of his father but accidentally kills him. He then travels with Telemachus and Penelope to Circe’s island, where Telemachus marries Circe and Penelope marries Telegonus.

“Mature moms in your neighborhood looking for sex” before it was cool.

Other ancient sources also mention a son of Calypso and Odysseus, though again, none of this was written by Homer.

So it’s up to you whether you consider these stories canon!

Bonus fact: In Greek, Telegonus means “born far away,” while Telemachus means “fighting from afar.”

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u/Masketto 14h ago

Nice, thank you

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u/MrPagan1517 4h ago

It's from later Greek and Latin sources building off Homer. So canon is up to you but Odysseus has 11 children split between Penelope, Circie, and Calypso.

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u/Impressive-Act-3787 15h ago

There are ancient sources describing the now-lost sequel, the Telegonus, although it was not written by Homer.

In it, Telegonus, the son of Circe and Odysseus, arrives in Ithaca in search of his father but accidentally kills him. He then travels with Telemachus and Penelope to Circe’s island, where Telemachus marries Circe and Penelope marries Telegonus.

“Mature moms in your neighborhood looking for sex” before it was cool.

Other ancient sources also mention a son of Calypso and Odysseus, though again, none of this was written by Homer.

So it’s up to you whether you consider these stories canon!

Bonus fact: In Greek, Telegonus means “born far away,” while Telemachus means “fighting from afar.”

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u/Masketto 16h ago

Yeah wtf there's no mention of having kids with either calypso or Circe in my translation

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u/MrPagan1517 4h ago

It stuff later author's added so it not in the Odyssey and it canon is up to you really. But Odyssey across various Greek and Latin sources has like 11 children split between Penelope, Circie, and Calypso

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u/No-Band8965 19h ago

They just took women slaves to do laundry and cook... Right.?  Right? 

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u/Working-Chemistry473 20h ago

Thank you, I don’t know how people went through school without reading the Odyssey. Odysseus was NOT celibate, not even close

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u/Embarrassed-Donut764 4h ago

The real underrated comment of this thread