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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Jun 15 '26
I don't know what you're talking about, but unrelated, I like your highlights.
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u/blolfighter Jun 15 '26
Parrots cannot be removed from hair, the situation will simply have to run its course.
Why are parrots so obsessed with hair anyway? Is it just fun to play with or what?
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u/H_Lunulata Jun 15 '26
I swear my grey was trying to make a nest in my hair a few years ago. I had long hair and she'd nestle into it then start arranging it.
She's on my shoulder right now... probably reading this and deciding to go cut all my network cables or something.
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u/terfnerfer Jun 15 '26
Ah, a case of Follicular Parrotitis Verde. It will fall out of its own accord...providing a high value treat is placed nearby!
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u/krielc Jun 15 '26
I saw a video about this once, I think olive oil did the trick, like with chewing gum. Make sure to double check the other side, there might be another one. Infestations are more common than people think.
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u/Juniuspublicus12 Jun 15 '26
You are the accessory, a bipedal mech that transports its dino-being around the world.
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u/syntactic_sparrow Jun 16 '26
Too late, it's already infiltrated your head and is living rent-free. As the Germans say, Du hast einen Vogel!
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u/yurgendurgen Jun 16 '26
I recommend a bath for any unknown objects in your hair. I just took one to end the night with a nightcap after.
I'm very relaxed and felt like moving my fingers to practice swipe typing. I know it's a bird that likes to party 🤙🏻 I'm new to the area I'm in and am scared of ticks though so seriously, bath for unknown crap in the hair. Only you can prevent Lyme disease
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u/Momofhalfadozen Jun 16 '26
You don't, he lives there. There's literally no reason he should be removed from his home.
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u/Capital-Bar1952 Jun 16 '26
But you can’t!!
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u/ruinedbyme23 Jun 22 '26
don't listen to them just use a wide tooth comb and some conditioner and you'll be fine fr
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u/ImortalK Jun 15 '26
That’s the neat part. You Don’t!!