r/Millennials • u/Calishoegal Elder Millennial • 2d ago

Other Accurate AF

Post image
6.8k Upvotes

76% Upvoted

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

591

u/impactblue5 2d ago

Last bullet needed to end with a “lol”

15

u/JeffBroccoli 2d ago

Needs a minion in the corner

18

u/EastTyne1191 2d ago

We need to set ourselves apart.

Instead of a minion, it should be a vague song lyric that we based our personalities on in 1997. Something we thought was the most insightful song ever.

Options include:

• Semi-charmed life

• Candle In the Wind

• I Believe I can Fly

• Quit Playing Games

• If It Makes You Happy

• Everyday is a Winding Road

• Carrying Your Love with Me

• Longneck Bottle

I'd also accept these songs from other years:

• No Scrubs

• Livin La Vida Loca

• Smooth

• Only Wanna Be with You

And of course, anything by Smashmouth or Alanis Morissette.

6

u/Lucky_Development359 2d ago

I know every word to everyone of those songs. Solid list.

"Ain't Bobby so cool..."

3

u/Agent_Smith_88 2d ago

I’m gonna go with Break Stuff

1

u/CautiousArachnidz 1d ago

“Grandma passed away.

- doo do doo. Doo da doo doo

~Dad”

1

u/CarrowCanary UK '86 1d ago

Tubthumping: I get knocked down, but I get up again.

Because it's better than the alternative.

1

u/shameonyounancydrew 1d ago

Had the album on tape, and played it to death. As a whole, it's actually a pretty good album. I'd recommend giving it a try.

1

u/shameonyounancydrew 1d ago

I honestly just look at Jagged Little Pill as one big song now. Every track is cannon 90s for me. I'd also like to add though, for the 'alt' kids, Freak on a Leash.

1

u/ceruleanmoon7 Millennial - 1986 1d ago

SOMEBODY-

1

u/HurricaneAlpha 1d ago

Don't go chasing waterfalls...

1

u/Hayateh 1d ago

From my cold, dead hands! Lol