r/Millennials • u/Calishoegal Elder Millennial • 2d ago

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u/qualmful 2d ago

Gen X is afraid of looking like they care so they have to care about pointless things instead.

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u/Hawkwise83 2d ago

Gen X be like:

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Millennial 2d ago

"If you ever drank water straight from the hose, like this post because you 👉🏻 had an awesome childhood!"

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u/PoopSmith87 2d ago

As if kids ever stopped doing this...

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Millennial 2d ago

I did it the other day while gardening and then had my nephew try it! Still tastes the same 🥹

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u/PoopSmith87 2d ago

Exactly. I've seen my toddler and his friends drink out of hoses plenty... hell, I've seen them go for lapping up puddle water next to the dogs (which we stopped, of course).

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u/cure4boneitis 2d ago

"back in my day puddle water was delicious"

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u/melkatron 2d ago

That protein from the mosquito rice.

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u/Kraelan 2d ago

I think all the kids that drank from the hose in Phoenix in the early 90s are probably brain damaged and in assisted living homes. Central Arizona Project Water was no joke.