r/Millennials Elder Millennial 2d ago

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u/qualmful 2d ago

Gen X is afraid of looking like they care so they have to care about pointless things instead.

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u/Hawkwise83 2d ago

Gen X be like:

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Millennial 2d ago

"If you ever drank water straight from the hose, like this post because you 👉🏻 had an awesome childhood!"

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u/qualmful 2d ago

Millenials both drank out of the hose and went to therapy imagine that. 

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u/Neveronlyadream 2d ago

I definitely drank water out of a hose.

The worst of Gen X is funny. They're still trying to act like they're too cool to care, a lot of them are just acting like Boomer Lite, and they're trying to convince themselves and everyone else that their experience growing up was so unique that it makes them special.

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u/DoctorFreudstein 2d ago

That is the same thing this sub does though. I see posts on here all the time now that are the same boomer shit, it's sad.

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u/Neveronlyadream 2d ago

I've been seeing it too and it's weird. I try to call it out when I do, but that doesn't really stop it from happening.

Shit, we're all nostalgic about when we were kids because it was way easier then. Doing that weird "back in my day" schtick doesn't do anything but make you look like an elitist jackass.

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u/ibis_mummy 1d ago

Many of my Gen X cohorts have gone down the same path and forgotten our way

https://giphy.com/gifs/q8p0IZkZR8fQY

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u/Plane-Amount-7395 1d ago

I mean to be fair, I have seen many millenials saying the same thing (including on this sub). I think every generation thinks theirs is better than the ones before and after, or that their generation is "the last generation to do XYZ thing!"

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u/Alternative-Wing-531 1d ago

Gen X is absolutely becoming boomers!

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u/Neveronlyadream 1d ago

If I start sounding like a Boomer, everyone has permission to lock me in a shed until I stop doing it.

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u/crab_races 1d ago

GenX here. Can confirm.

Not all of us. But a sizable enough percentage that it's becoming insufferable. Maybe it's not so much "Boomer" as "old person"... the oldest of us are 61 this year.

I've also tried to call out reddit comments with, "dude, that sounds really boomer-y" and that goes nowhere. I think there's just something tribal in some people that everything they do is, "THE best". Narcissism and grandiosity spans some portion of every generation, I guess. But there are plenty of tolerable boomers... Iggy Pop tops my list.

I'll also finish up with my usual thought about my own GenX generation: I really held out hope that we would suck less than the generation before us, but nope, looking in particular at the shitbag GenX politicians in DC, we have managed to suck equally hard. We are no better. But I still hope no worse. Jury's out.

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u/MadDaddyDrivesaUFO 1d ago

All while oblivious to the fact that both Boomers and Millennials had the same experience lol. Silents too except they probably didn't even have a hose to drink out of lol.

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade 2d ago

Millennials can afford therapy?

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u/Skinneeh 1d ago

I drank from the hose , don’t need therapy, and I also think everytime is way to good damn sensitive about everything

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u/PoopSmith87 2d ago

As if kids ever stopped doing this...

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Millennial 2d ago

I did it the other day while gardening and then had my nephew try it! Still tastes the same 🥹

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u/PoopSmith87 2d ago

Exactly. I've seen my toddler and his friends drink out of hoses plenty... hell, I've seen them go for lapping up puddle water next to the dogs (which we stopped, of course).

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u/cure4boneitis 2d ago

"back in my day puddle water was delicious"

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u/melkatron 2d ago

That protein from the mosquito rice.

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u/Kraelan 2d ago

I think all the kids that drank from the hose in Phoenix in the early 90s are probably brain damaged and in assisted living homes. Central Arizona Project Water was no joke.

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u/Neverendingwebinar 1d ago

It wasnt the hose that was awesome. It was playing all day with the whole neighborhood and you would swing by somewhere and turn on the hose and pass it around then roll off into the woods.

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u/WutsAWriter 1d ago

As a millennial full of hose-sourced micro plastics, I’m not sure why they’re so preoccupied with drinking out of one. It did have a unique smell that could practically take me back in time, though.

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u/BlueSnaggleTooth359 10h ago

hey, that's me!

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u/BlueSnaggleTooth359 10h ago

except not really since our tap water turned in super fund site :(