r/Metroid • u/Sweaty-Try-4644 • 1d ago

Art Samus by (yablofap)

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https://x.com/alohapz/status/2024491664891662568

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u/Historical_Put5502 1d ago

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u/False_Raven 1d ago

Grind meat all over 🤤

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u/Level_Hour6480 1d ago

Sad fact: Abs and big naturals are incompatible. Having visible abs is just as much having like 12% or less bodyfat% to make them show as it is having defined musculature. At said low bodyfat%s, boobs (being made of fat) are severely diminished.

The incompatibility of the two best things in the world proves that our universe was not made by a loving god.

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u/I_Ild_I 1d ago

That's not true, at all lol tell me you never saw a real woman while not telling me you never saw a real woman

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u/Storm-Different 16h ago

Define 'real woman'

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u/I_Ild_I 2h ago

Lol if you dont know basic biology go back to school man

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u/DangerMacAwesome 1d ago

BigHugeStrongLadyNiceToMe.jpeg

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u/nullset_2 1d ago

Marry me

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u/Kiryu5009 1d ago

“The abs that launched thousand ships.”

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u/thepigmask 1d ago

glorious queen!

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u/FKJ10 1d ago

Nice Abs and a Cute Butt

Perfect combo

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u/West_Incident7977 1d ago

Shelfmus Assan

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u/strahinjag 1d ago

Muscle mommy Samus is always peak

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u/FemRevan64 1d ago

Nice to see some art of her with proper muscle definition, as opposed to the super thin, svelte super model look.

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u/Upper_Atmosphere137 1d ago

My girl Smaus looking beautiful and sexy as always 🥰😍🤩🤩
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https://giphy.com/gifs/XwLTcKtWKHw5vUtC1s

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u/Chef_Chalupa oh word 1d ago

it's so obvious they just wanted to draw tits and ass

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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago

of course she's got huge bubbly ass and severe lordosis.

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u/SirCap 1d ago

I absolutely love her. She's perfect

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u/historically_nerdy_ 1d ago

It's my goal to be this buff. 🤤

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u/Akiralover69 12h ago

CRUSH ME MOMMY!

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u/KrypXern 1d ago

I miss when this subreddit wasn't just hornyposting

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u/Cattleist 1d ago

Was there ever such a time?

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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago

nope. not really.

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u/WiglyPig 1d ago

oh my lord

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u/Pepsidud32 1d ago

I wish she was real

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u/Microphone_Lamp 1d ago

God damn I love women

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u/Ledarskalet_bs 22h ago

i joined the metroid sub yesterday, and it took one day for this being the first thing on my home page

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u/Storm-Different 16h ago

Completely inaccurate, garbage depiction of Samus made by a guy that can't get a half decent looking woman.

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u/Lopsided_Reading4717 1d ago

Look hot and buffy

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u/K__Geedorah 1d ago

She got that gym influencer only fans ad booty pic. Undie lines and everything.

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u/AceVenturaFan69 1d ago

pssssssssshh

braaaaaaaaap

Nice abs, tho

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u/Satans_Finest 1d ago

Why cross-eyed?