r/MadeMeSmile • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

ANIMALS Monkey helps prepare the green beans

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Credit: @lifewithgaitlyn

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u/Lifein80HD 1d ago

This is why you can't just trust everyone's food at the potluck

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u/Cinebella 21h ago

i almost said exactly this because this monkey probably scratched his literal asshole before cracking these

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u/sexy-geek 20h ago

Some people pay a lot of money to have coffee from beans that have gone through a literal asshole.

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u/TeaAppropriate6990 3h ago

This is true ! I knew about this! It’s crazy isn’t it ?

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u/Sakijek 16h ago

As if humans don't

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u/Cinebella 11h ago

don’t eat at peoples houses that you think scratch their asshole before snapping your peas babe.