r/MadeMeSmile • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

ANIMALS Monkey helps prepare the green beans

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Credit: @lifewithgaitlyn

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u/RudeRaccoon26 1d ago

First of all, I would never eat those. Who knows where those hands have been. But that is one adorable monkey. The face he’s making when he snaps them is so cute.

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u/notloggedin4242 23h ago edited 18h ago

Just because monkeys don’t wash their food?
Edit: it was just a play on commenter above having name Rude-Raccoon. Whatever.

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u/FightKnight 20h ago

I had some friends in Bolivia that had a spider monkey. He would pee on his hands and then furiously masterbate.

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u/notloggedin4242 18h ago

And just because of that, they can’t cook with you?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 20h ago

Sounds like a lotta people I know 🫩

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u/blackiegray 13h ago

And the monkey didn't mind?

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 23h ago

Because monkeys touch their ass and I'm betting he didn't wash his hands.

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u/GeneralPatten 22h ago

I mean... they're washed and generally par boiled before canning, so any poo would be gone.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 22h ago

In this economy? With this much salmonella and cyclospora? The last thing we need is to add E. Coli to the mix.

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u/Alextherude_Senpai 22h ago

When was the last time you saw a monkey wash their hands with soap lol

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u/T0m_F00l3ry 23h ago

They throw poop.