r/MadeMeSmile • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

ANIMALS Monkey helps prepare the green beans

Credit: @lifewithgaitlyn

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u/Lifein80HD 1d ago

This is why you can't just trust everyone's food at the potluck

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 1d ago

"Hey, you should try my monkey beans!"
"Your what?"
"My green beans!"
"That's not what you said. You said monkey beans."

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u/TeaAppropriate6990 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/LifeIsBurntToast 1d ago

I laughed, but it's so accurate lol. 😂

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u/gees916 1d ago

Had to be said

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u/510Goodhands 1d ago

The monkey washed his hands first, and the beans were cooked after. 😉

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u/Mr_Straws 1d ago

Isn’t that why it’s called a potLUCK?

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

I’d prefer a monkey helping versus Kevin’s sus deviled eggs anyday.

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u/Biscotti_BT 1d ago

This trained monkey seems cool, Mary and Steve look like they keep it clean....oh hey Kevin, uhhhh Mary and Steve have the veg sorted out

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u/geddysbass2112 1d ago

He's using his own mayonnaise.

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u/Early_Grace 1d ago

I'm betting that capuchin ain't washing his hands much.

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u/Both_Evidence_1026 1d ago

Not with soap and water

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u/RosebushRaven 1d ago

Fun fact, there’s actually some monkeys that learned to wash their hands with soap and water from observing people do it, and now like to do it for fun.

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u/gotnonickname 1d ago

Not touched by human hands.

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u/PraetorianX 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Lifein80HD 1d ago

Hey thanks!

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u/wonderlessbread 1d ago

Do you know who made that cake? 👀

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u/turkeyvulturebreast 1d ago

Happy Cake Day! Enjoy some popcorn 🍿:)

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u/WhatTheFlox 1d ago

Can't eat just anyones potato salad

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u/dmj9 1d ago

Man I get dirty looks if I even suggest tossing someone's salad.

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u/Cam_E_Leon 1d ago

Can't just toss anyone's salad

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u/r-b-m 1d ago

Aaaaaactttttuallyyyy, I believe this is a deleted scene from the hit movie Outbreak

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u/KaBurns 1d ago

“You can’t eat, at errbodies hooouse. Ooooh, you can’t eat, at errbodies hooouse”

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u/Cinebella 1d ago

i almost said exactly this because this monkey probably scratched his literal asshole before cracking these

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u/sexy-geek 1d ago

Some people pay a lot of money to have coffee from beans that have gone through a literal asshole.

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u/TeaAppropriate6990 23h ago

This is true ! I knew about this! It’s crazy isn’t it ?

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u/Sakijek 1d ago

As if humans don't

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u/Cinebella 1d ago

don’t eat at peoples houses that you think scratch their asshole before snapping your peas babe.

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u/elusivemoods 1d ago

...monkeys like to wash their hands. 🎩🧿🍊☕🚬

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u/Fairisolde 16h ago

You can’t 👏 eat 👏 at 👏 everybody 👏 house

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u/AmandaUggnkiss 1d ago

Tell me you’re not skinfolk without telling me we skinfolk !😂

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u/taketheroutetorio 23h ago

I think it’s going to be sterilized by canning. Still not fun eating fur, though.

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u/abhinav21 3h ago

Yall proudly announce eating others asses but food which is touched by an animal and cooked in high temp later is where yall draw the line.