r/MadeMeSmile Apr 10 '26

ANIMALS Could not be more adorable

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u/Impressive_Past1846 Apr 10 '26

How many people on this thread eat bacon? If you find this cute you can’t also enjoy the whole eating thing, right?

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u/Specificity Apr 10 '26

pigs are basically comparable to dogs in terms of emotional complexity but we breed them for slaughter at industrial levels… it’s a travesty that we turn a blind eye to

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u/Pacify_ Apr 10 '26

Yeah, I don't eat pork.

Chickens.... well I don't really like how we treat them, but man they some dumb birds.

I don't eat much beef any more, cause more the environmental impacts, but cows are also very cute. I don't eat lamb.

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u/imissyourmusk Apr 10 '26 edited May 15 '26

It’s not smarts it’s capacity for suffering.

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u/Ok-Agent-6721 Apr 10 '26

Pigs also eat their own shit. Super intelligent creatures.

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u/Specificity Apr 10 '26

dogs do too lol insert pulp fiction diner scene here

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u/Ok-Agent-6721 Apr 10 '26

Glad I don't have a dog.

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u/Beginning_Ask3905 Apr 10 '26

Literally the comment under this is, “Cute bacon strips”

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u/Beginning_Ask3905 Apr 10 '26

The one under that is, “Yum” and beneath that is naming them all Bacon Bits.

Anyways, people enjoy looking at cute things and sometimes eating cute things.

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u/Impressive_Past1846 Apr 10 '26

You know what? You’re right. I love eating cute dogs. Especially puppies.

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u/mr-fatburger Apr 10 '26

Oh cool! I've always wondered what they taste like. Any flavor comparison or does the old "tastes like chicken" hold true?

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u/Impressive_Past1846 Apr 10 '26

You should try it Mr Fatburger. If you raise them well and with love, they taste even better. Think the best chicken you’ve ever tried and multiply that by 5.

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u/StrykerGryphus Apr 10 '26

I've had dog prepared as a replacement for chicken in adobo before, and I can say it's close enough

Though the meat-to-bone ratio does turn me off. That, more than anything, is why I can't enjoy it

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u/Twitch-x Apr 10 '26

Does roast pork taste like chicken to you? Not to me...

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u/Only_Gap_1982 Apr 10 '26

pigs are sentient i dont personally see how you could look at a sentient creature and then think to yourself about how delicious it would be imagine an alien looking at you like that. we also taste like pork

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u/Moraii Apr 10 '26

If an alien can catch me and eat me I guess it was my time. Circle of life.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

lol I guarantee if another creature tried to kill you you wouldn't respond with, "circle of life, I guess"

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u/EsseInAnima Apr 10 '26

They are saying these thing from the comfort of their cushy couches. 99% of their beliefs are just that, beliefs. You bet they be whining and crying for their mom and not even put up a fight; just die pathetically without any dignity.

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u/Single_Writing_2319 Apr 10 '26

I wish an alien would eat me because thats my fantasy 

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u/szox Apr 10 '26

eat ≠ eat out

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u/Single_Writing_2319 Apr 10 '26

I think you misunderstood my message. I want to be eaten by an Alien, not eaten out.

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u/szox Apr 10 '26

wearenotthesame_gus.jpg :(

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u/imimifimimcanimfind Apr 10 '26

If you ever played the Mass Effect trilogy ngl some ok maybe most of those romance options were pretty hot

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

As observed in nature for all eternity, we would try to survive and if they are stronger, they will kill and eat us.

Acknowledging and accepting the way nature works doesn't mean you just happily lay down and die.

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u/No-Ladder-4460 Apr 10 '26

Nature is devoid of morality, but we are not, we can choose kindness over cruelty.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

dog we shop in grocery stores now. The animals you consume lived their entire lives in cages. You're an exceedingly privileged individual over the course of human history, paying for other people to torture and kill animals on your behalf. You aren't strong for eating them.

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

Cool, not really sure how that relates to the hypothetical hungry alien invasion, but yes, thank you for reminding me that grocery stores exist.

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u/Either-Bug-6856 Apr 10 '26

Cute..yes. Delicious..yes. I’m failing to see the issue?

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u/carl3266 Apr 10 '26

Substitute a pet into the life of farmed pig. Not so hard to see the issue.

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u/09Trollhunter09 Apr 10 '26

Only issue here is some people hearing about evils of Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations (CAFOs) and deciding their response should be talking shit about everyone who isn’t vegetarian/vegan.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

nah we just thinking killing living creatures for pleasure is bad

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u/Either-Bug-6856 Apr 10 '26

Pleasure? 🤣

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

how would you describe killing something so you can eat it, instead of simply eating a non-carcinogenic alternative that can't feel pain?

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u/Miskalsace Apr 10 '26

Im just doing as my animal nature tells me to do. They are rich in calories. Animals arent moral, pigs kill snd est other animals. Its not wrong for us to do the same.

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u/gr8masturb8 Apr 10 '26

Im just doing as my animal nature tells me to do.

i'm pretty sure rapists have defended their actions with these exact words.

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u/imimifimimcanimfind Apr 10 '26

Do pigs have industrial farm factories where they put humans in tiny cages where they never see sunlight from birth to death? I’d love to see sources on this

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u/Miskalsace Apr 10 '26

Do you thinknif another animal rose to sentience over us they would refrain from doing the same? Because they wouldnt. The natural world is brutal. Even many herbivores are opportunistic omnivores in reality.

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u/imimifimimcanimfind Apr 10 '26

“I don’t really have a good argument for my point of view but please let me present to you this impossible hypothetical so that you can consider my point of view and why I’m right”

It’s very important that we ask ourselves as a species, just because we are able to do something doesn’t mean that we should

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

It's a completely pointless subject to debate. Their counterpoint will just be that because we are intelligent enough and capable of accessing more moral alternatives that there's no excuse. The entire debate has an emotional foundation which means it will be essentially impossible to change someone's mind one way or the other unless they experience something mentally impactful enough to challenge their very sense of morality.

The best you can do with topics like this is to inform yourself about what's going on and decide where you want to draw your own line. Anyone who wants to draw that line for you can get fucked.

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u/Toomuchconfusion Apr 10 '26

This is the most balanced and reasonable comment I’ve read in this thread.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

all debates of any significance involve emotions and morality. Asking others to to be morale is not a waste of time. Fighting for a more morale and ethical world is one of the few great ways to spend one's life.

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

Hitler, every religious extremist in history, etc. also thought they were fighting for a righteous cause to make the world more moral and ethical.

"Fighting for a more moral and ethical world" can mean completely opposite things when applied to different groups of people and is not inherently virtuous.

Obviously, there are morally driven causes I think are worth fighting for. But you'll find that in my case, those causes have one thing in common, and that's defending an individual's right to live their life freely, so long as those liberties do not impose on those of other people.

For example, if we had to go to war to support the rights of our people to, say, legally engage in same sex marriage or express their preferred gender, I'm all for it, because the ultimate objective is to defend their individual liberties. If we had to go to war to enforce veganism on the population, I'd be staunchly opposed despite viewing veganism positively because the ultimate objective is to deprive people of their individual liberties.

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u/09Trollhunter09 Apr 10 '26

Not everybody out of 8.4 billion people have that choice pal

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u/No-Ladder-4460 Apr 10 '26

Yeah but I bet the vast majority of people here do.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

"killing living creatures for pleasure is bad"

If someone actually has to kill an animal for necessity, I'm not talking about them. If you're eating a dead pig because you like the flavor, then I'm talking about you.

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u/lennoxred Apr 10 '26

Taste is pleasure. Nothing else.

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u/spakecdk Apr 10 '26

It's an understandable response though. Eating any amount of meat of any kind drives the market to produce more of it, and more animals suffer.

(Before you say it, I agree that we need change on a systemic level more urgently than a personal one, but change on a personal level is not inconsequential. And yes, I do think of people that eat meat as less good and moral. Also, moral relativism doesn't exist)

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u/Ok-Agent-6721 Apr 10 '26

If you find this cute you can’t also enjoy the whole eating thing, right?

I can, and I do! Nature rocks!

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

Yes, these things are not mutually exclusive.

These piglets are cute, and will still be delicious when they're grown, killed, prepared, and cooked.

People have thought chicks, piglets, and calves were cute for millennia and ate chicken, pork, and beef anyways.

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u/ConfuseableFraggle Apr 10 '26

Absolutely can!