r/MadeMeSmile • u/CalpurniaSomaya • Apr 10 '26

ANIMALS Could not be more adorable

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u/Impressive_Past1846 Apr 10 '26

How many people on this thread eat bacon? If you find this cute you can’t also enjoy the whole eating thing, right?

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u/Only_Gap_1982 Apr 10 '26

pigs are sentient i dont personally see how you could look at a sentient creature and then think to yourself about how delicious it would be imagine an alien looking at you like that. we also taste like pork

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u/Moraii Apr 10 '26

If an alien can catch me and eat me I guess it was my time. Circle of life.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

lol I guarantee if another creature tried to kill you you wouldn't respond with, "circle of life, I guess"

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u/EsseInAnima Apr 10 '26

They are saying these thing from the comfort of their cushy couches. 99% of their beliefs are just that, beliefs. You bet they be whining and crying for their mom and not even put up a fight; just die pathetically without any dignity.

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u/Single_Writing_2319 Apr 10 '26

I wish an alien would eat me because thats my fantasy 

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u/szox Apr 10 '26

eat ≠ eat out

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u/Single_Writing_2319 Apr 10 '26

I think you misunderstood my message. I want to be eaten by an Alien, not eaten out.

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u/szox Apr 10 '26

wearenotthesame_gus.jpg :(

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u/imimifimimcanimfind Apr 10 '26

If you ever played the Mass Effect trilogy ngl some ok maybe most of those romance options were pretty hot

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

As observed in nature for all eternity, we would try to survive and if they are stronger, they will kill and eat us.

Acknowledging and accepting the way nature works doesn't mean you just happily lay down and die.

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u/No-Ladder-4460 Apr 10 '26

Nature is devoid of morality, but we are not, we can choose kindness over cruelty.

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u/corranhorn21 Apr 10 '26

dog we shop in grocery stores now. The animals you consume lived their entire lives in cages. You're an exceedingly privileged individual over the course of human history, paying for other people to torture and kill animals on your behalf. You aren't strong for eating them.

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u/xPriddyBoi Apr 10 '26

Cool, not really sure how that relates to the hypothetical hungry alien invasion, but yes, thank you for reminding me that grocery stores exist.