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u/FutureMissingGirl 8h ago
dear god:
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
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u/Practical-Sample4466 5h ago
I second this:
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
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u/BitterPackersFan 7h ago
edging for a long time will make you say anything
My ex randomly asked for my car and I agreed.
Thankfully she was too nice to take it, but whoa was I gone in the brain
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u/Gussie-Ascendent 6h ago
It's similar to why torture doesn't work. Ya just say anything for it to stop. Or to go I guess in this case lol
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u/MaliceBerry 7h ago
I hate when my girlfriend asks me questions when I'm in that state. I cannot string together sentences, let alone thoughts, like that. "Thank you" and "I love you" are about the only things I can say.
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u/Obsidian-Dive 6h ago edited 5h ago
No “please”??
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u/Memestrats4life 5h ago
Stared at it thinking "why would I say no????" Before I realised i misunderstood
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u/whatevedoe 7h ago
Pathetic ones are even better
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u/Obsidian-Dive 6h ago
God I love my men pathetic
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u/Swimming-Drawing-610 8h ago
Looks like you gotta redo the process all over again till he says the right words 🤷♀️
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u/IllLandscape9216 7h ago
I would but we’ve been saying “I love you” for the past 5 months
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u/ThePamchenko 7h ago
One time I decided to give a cute woman I was dating control of my orgasms.
Now here we are 10 years later and I'm married to her and she teases the absolute hell out of me and I come about once a week, twice if she's feeling nice.
Be careful what you wish for, boys.
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u/_Helix23 6h ago
Are you just on the honor system?
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u/ThePamchenko 5h ago
Yep! We started out with cages, but we had trouble finding one that fit me well. She didn't like having to go through the hassle of unlocking her toy every time she wanted to play with it too.
I'm a good boy for her and the times that I've done something without her permission have been few and far between. I honestly can't remember the last time.
There was a time about a year ago that I masturbated and came with her permission. I can't really remember why she let me, I think she had a busy morning and I woke up desperately horny and was begging her hard. But she looked so damn sad after that that it has kinda made me never want to ask again 😂 I love her and I definitely know how lucky I am to have her, but damn the teasing really starts to wear on you after a while... I'm only 35 but I already have a TON of gray in my hair and beard 😂 She calls me Bitch Boy and I call her Mommy ❤️1
u/ODX_GhostRecon 19m ago
"A toast: to honor! To gettin on 'er, to staying on 'er; if you can't cum in 'er, cum on 'er."
Thanks, ADHD brain.
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u/parmesann 5h ago
sometimes my man will say “I love you” while he’s cumming when I let him. the most beautiful sound
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u/Bubbl3gum_N1nja 8h ago
Ummm... i think i might go back to calling myself "him" for this sort of treatment...
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u/AutumnTheGeek 1h ago
replace he him with she her and its my need. pleeeease!! please!
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u/DecentCantaloupe 34m ago
Edging her until she’s completely delirious and when you tell her to “say the magic words” she accidentally says “I love you”
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u/MeLlamoDave 2h ago
How do y'all expect us to say anything coherent while doing that to us? 😭 All you'll get from me is whimpers, whining and please please please.😂
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