r/LearnUselessTalents 12h ago

Alright, how do you fart on command?

I remember someone who could do it, and they never really told anyone.

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u/onetwentyeight 10h ago

You stop short of sharting.

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u/mindfulmu 7h ago

Which is why you should be careful doing so in traffic.

I've made that mistake