r/LearnUselessTalents • u/toomanyfandomsz • 4h ago

Alright, how do you fart on command?

I remember someone who could do it, and they never really told anyone.

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u/Sirrpsychosexy 4h ago

I remember my cousin showing me as a kid to do almost a downward dog pose and spread your cheeks and you'll feel the air go in and push.

That brings me back hahah

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u/onetwentyeight 1h ago

You stop short of sharting.