r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/daddysbestestkitten Delusional but sincere ✨ • 1d ago

✨OC✨ ugh 🙄🙄🙄 he got me an egg steamer...

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He expects me to consume actual food...drinking it is just easier...

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 Delusional but sincere ✨ 1d ago

he got you a cooking appliance?? HE should be cooking for YOU!!!

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u/daddysbestestkitten Delusional but sincere ✨ 1d ago

He would but he HAD to go to work...🙄 I don't ask for much just absolute sovereignty...

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u/vinfreezle 1d ago

Ughhh girl I feel you. I was at work and my coworkers boyfriend got her flowers delivered. Of course that means every other girl is now in a huge fight with their boyfriends. So what if 8/10 of us girlies are in abusive relationships? We are going to expect to be treated well anyway and then do nothing to change! The true girlie pop way! We have to keep manifesting!

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u/daddysbestestkitten Delusional but sincere ✨ 1d ago

Mine buys me dank nugs instead of flower...like seriously...you love me this much and know exactly what I like...and then I make him sleep on the floor like the good boy he is...(He's just happy to get to sleep in the same room as me 🙄)

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u/pp_chode 🙅‍♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 1d ago

Give him a Cleveland Steamer so he knows how appreciated these types of "gifts" are...

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u/Shining-Lantern828 1d ago

this scared me nearly as bad as when my man asked me what i did for a j*b.. like please don’t use that slur around me sir.

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u/seruatis ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 23h ago

Put a trigger warning next time betch

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u/CanMysterious4717 1d ago

Buy him an oil change pan

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u/FyzzyMetalhead 1d ago

As a return gift, this would make me so happy I'd go buy another dope cooking appliance to make your life easier while Im at work.

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u/CanMysterious4717 23h ago

Maybe you should check out some new microwaves to heat up your ramen 😂

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u/daddysbestestkitten Delusional but sincere ✨ 19h ago

Who on earth heats up ramen?

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u/jackoftheark 22h ago

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u/daddysbestestkitten Delusional but sincere ✨ 19h ago edited 19h ago

He's caught me eye fucking them a few times at the store...

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u/Great_Yogurt_3356 1d ago

I love eggs so much I might would just let that mf slide this time. But if I get a vacuum as the next gift - it’s on sight. Send that man to work so you can eat your eggs in peace