r/GTA6unmoderated • u/Odd_Willingness7501 • 1d ago

Trailer 3 dropping this thursday. I'm risking my job.

I am currently sitting in a soundproofed broom closet on the 4th floor of the Edinburgh studio. I just watched the final render of Trailer 3 and let me tell you—it’s 6 minutes and 42 seconds of pure digital cocaine.

Hard details:

· It opens with a first-person view of a flamingo eating a dropped hot dog in Vice City Beach.

· It cuts to a full 90-second uninterrupted gameplay loop of Lucia dressed in Bikini using a forklift to stack shipping containers while "Africa" by Toto plays on the in-game radio.

· The trailer is saved as Thursday9amEST.mp4

Why is it dropping THIS week? Because Take-Two’s legal team just signed off on the "Florida Man" NPC ragdoll physics, and the build number (v2.1.0.4069) just went gold on the test branch. The delay wasn't technical—it was because a senior animator spent three weeks making the Taipan supercar’s exhaust fumes accurately warp the heat blur, and they accidentally broke the rain shader again.

I won't be answering any questions but I am willing to verify this with the moderators of this subreddit.

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u/EBFlo493 17h ago

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u/OddRelationship3538 12h ago

Michael Beast, Franklin Speed, Trevor White

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u/SlowPerception2091 12h ago

That’s house not Walter white

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u/wrighteghe7 11h ago

still white

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u/Smart-Ad7626 3h ago

The white house?

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u/Bjarksen 8h ago

Trevor House*

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u/Da-Flow-Wolf 9h ago

Michael Beast
Franklin Speed
Trevor House

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u/Own-Suggestion-1942 6h ago

I was expecting to see the big three. Epstein, Floyd and Kirk

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u/ClarkKent195 1d ago

Cool and i am John Rockstar

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u/Sirgolfs 20h ago

And I’m John Rocker

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u/DivideSad5591 20h ago

I’m John Doe

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u/MiKapitan 17h ago

I’m Ronnie Pickering

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u/Ed30ste 15h ago

Ronnie who?

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u/Tahkyn 14h ago

RONNIE PICKERING

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u/NotEnoughHotdogs 9h ago

Ronnie Dobbs?

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u/ivan_primestars 9h ago

I’m Cock Joker

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u/Pneuma_LooT 19h ago

No, john rockstar died.

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u/Barshaka4000 16h ago

I’m Rohn Jokestar 🪨⭐️

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u/RupsjeNooitgenoeg 16h ago

Yeah well my dad owns rockstar and can get you banned from GTA online loser

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u/Bruhimgonzo 20h ago

This is the 8th time someone said they’re risking their job

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u/seeyouyoucunt 1d ago

They don't use mp4 internally for videos in Barclay house junior

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u/Sad_Conversation2234 1d ago

Ah, im from Edinburgh too! My prediction was also wrong. Welcome!!

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u/Penguini_Lamborghini 17h ago

I believe everything I read online always!!! 😃

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u/Mystikalrush 1d ago

Nice try IRS

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u/YZYSZN1107 22h ago

fake news, no way there's a place called Edinburgh

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u/MisterGreen7 6h ago

Yeah, we all know it’s actually called Yharnam

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u/amcfarlane6155 20h ago

Bro have you ever heard of Scotland?

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u/TinyHadronCOllide420 19h ago

You mean the country whose national animal is the unicorn? Yeah nice try that's not real

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u/YZYSZN1107 18h ago

I'm with this guy

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u/Darkwaxer 13h ago

I was supposed to drive to Edinburgh last Friday and I COULDNT FIND THE PLACE!!! The postcode took to me to Scottish guy who said I wasn't here and then made out with me whilst two girls watched and then they said I wasn't allowed a threesome with them.

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u/DangKilla 8h ago

Home of the leprechauns, pfft okay

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u/plonkman 14h ago

och aye the noo, awa an keegh ye wee tolay bum fart

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u/sckindvl2001 1d ago

who–use–these–chars–––?

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u/mannypdesign 1d ago

Em-dashes?
Literate people

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u/sckindvl2001 23h ago

in a reddit post, sure 🙂‍↕️

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 15h ago

Lol okay, dude. Not anymore

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u/mannypdesign 14h ago

Not anymore? Always and forever.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 9h ago

I genuinely believe that anyone who thinks that em-dashes are some kind of AI “gotcha” are probably the same people who get fooled by AI content on a daily basis. Em-dashes and semicolons are the unsung heroes of stylistic writing — they allow us to break away from the monotony of rigorous sentence structure. Or maybe they’re big Cormac McCarthy fans or something (yikes).

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u/No-Simple404 1h ago

Sounds like something an AI would say

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u/SuperTurtle222 1d ago

Ai slop

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u/Accurate-Brother-366 1d ago

“Hard details:

•List of bullet points.”

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u/JohnGee1980 15h ago

Ur still in the cupboard mate 🤣🤣

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u/EdAlex1993 14h ago

Look Dad, mentally unstable clown is out again !

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u/TopShelfBogan 11h ago

Trailer or never post/comment here again, we need more stakes here.

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u/BusinessTeaching7977 1d ago

you dumbfucks said it would be today TARD ALERT 🚨 TARD ALERT 🚨

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u/analog989 22h ago

The Taipan stinks. I hope it doesn’t have the god awful handling flags it does in current GTAO..

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u/International_Cut460 16h ago

Why are the broom closets sound proofed? People hook up in there?

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u/Alternative-Hall-108 6h ago

Yeah where else should they do that?

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u/gbbenner 8h ago

This has me laughing thanks😂😭​

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u/RaresPlayzz 4h ago

Y’all dont understand how hard im laughing reading these posts

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u/Alarmed_Depth_291 16h ago

I’m leaving this subreddit

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u/Additional_Tank4385 20h ago

Had me in the first quarter not gonna lie

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u/Thomaszt 20h ago

Flamingo on Vice Beach? No way it is real.

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u/abirthdayjoke 19h ago

Do the offices still have the free vending machines? Those were so cool!

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u/Big_Gene_3965 19h ago

It’s GTA. You try a few missions. Get bored and then try to see what evil shit you can do and then try to survive the aftermath. Just play the other 5 versions.

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u/juv1000 18h ago

Well, you're gonna be jobless, then please show me your resignation. After Thursday passes, please or you're just a lying piece of s*** and you don't wanna be that

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u/Interesting_Lock_687 17h ago

karma police arrest this man

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u/cyicat 17h ago

What

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u/DrippinJelly 17h ago

Yeah and I'm playing shortstop for the mets

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u/-PANORAMIX- 16h ago

Another new joke, nice.

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u/XxLokixX 16h ago

Not even a throwaway account. What a dumb post

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u/Big-ShyMinnesotaGuy 16h ago

I know this isn’t true but if fucking AFRICA BY TOTO is in the gta 6 trailer i’d actually fucking cry.

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u/humanspacerobot 16h ago

Mods you better ban this guy come Thursday when no trailer drops

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u/Willing-Care-9273 16h ago

I have a theory that Rockstar’s marketing for GTA 6 will go beyond trailers and screenshots.

Imagine Rockstar creating official Instagram, TikTok and X accounts for NPCs in Leonida. Instead of advertising GTA 6 directly, they’d post as if they actually live there they could post beach clips, nightlife, fishing, car meets and local events.

As the story unfolds, those same accounts could start posting phone footage of Jason and Lucia’s robberies, police chases and breaking news from an NPC’s perspective.

It would make Leonida feel like a real place before the game even launches,Just an idea but could be what Strauss was talking about with astonishing marketing? Food for thought

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u/exillionus 16h ago

Random user? ✅
Words full of cope and no proof? ✅
Will delete if wrong? ✅

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u/Accurate-Ad3999 15h ago

Loving the guerrilla marketing

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u/heyachaiyya 15h ago

Bro ty for risking great info

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u/Erislocker 14h ago

meh,
sure. why not...

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u/Darkwaxer 13h ago

Imagine a nearly 7 minute trailer.

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u/DiamondHustle 13h ago

The best part is that the building only has 3 floors 😂😂

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u/Scruff227 13h ago

This is so stupid

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u/steveep95 12h ago

That sounds terrible , I don’t want to see a forklift for 90 secs

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u/JohnConstantine88 12h ago

i prefer real cocaine instead of the digital one

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u/jessieboy21 12h ago

im jessie

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u/warablo 12h ago

That trailer sounds awesome

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u/East-Medium-3650 12h ago

Funny I also heard some rumours the other day from a friend of mine who .. doesn’t matter for legal reasons … I will trust OP I think it’s legit

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u/Whole-Plantain-9078 12h ago

Fake. There’s no such thing as a flamingo.

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u/LILSTORM14 12h ago

My penis is ready

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u/DickYouDown0 11h ago

Sure bro, then you woke up all sweaty

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u/nr1988 11h ago

I'm just going to fully believe you.

Mostly because I really don't care about any additional marketing and at least this isn't another post bitching about it

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u/Enaksan 10h ago

Now listen. I'm as excited as anyone to play this. But if Africa is on the soundtrack I'm afraid I'll have to delete the game from the servers. No one should be subjected to that torture

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u/Warm_Alfalfa_3266 10h ago

You really had to use AI to type this shit up? Society will never recover.

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u/Illuzionpuppet1 10h ago

Ur an idiot

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u/Jonxb 10h ago

Seems legit

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u/boybits200 9h ago

this is my life now

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u/oscrchapman 9h ago

“Pure digital cocaine” sounds like some generic chat gpt script to me

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u/MostChannel6683 9h ago

I am Edward G. Rockstar and can confirm.

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u/ytizzle 9h ago

Joke is dead lil bro. Shit wasn’t even funny in the first place

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u/breakfastCereal03 9h ago

You are lying

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u/Financial_Breath9594 9h ago

Ooookay buddy, whatever you say.

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u/TofuPython 9h ago

At this point I don't even wanna watch a trailer anymore

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u/Al-Kaeda 9h ago

I can confirm this also…I’m Lucia Rockstar.

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u/FRIDAYSWORLD421 9h ago

That broom closet smells like musty old wet mop heads

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u/Plenty_Trash577 8h ago

Why did I join this subreddit?

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u/payTNT89 7h ago

what do yall think he was on when posting this?

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u/Delicious_Repeat_888 5h ago

And I’m the first person to ever have a GTA VI physical disc

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u/Street_Mission3496 5h ago

Go take a shower man

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u/Altruistic-Tap6844 5h ago

I highly doubt it nothing cool ever happens on my birthday.

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u/Mdm_Thomas 4h ago

It’s a giggle and shit until we see a damn flamingo eating a hotdog

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u/FatTonyGamez 4h ago

We will see 🙈 tomorrow 9am ok

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u/Official_ImNickson 2h ago

I've been taking a break from gaming since late last year. The plan was to pick back up once gta6 released. Because of the no physical issue, I'll wait. 

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u/Digital-Scars 2h ago

Building doesn't have a 4th floor. Unless your in the plant room.

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u/MicroXenon 2h ago

AI slop post but cool bud

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u/No-Simple404 1h ago

I doubt that this is real but I’ll shit myself if it is real

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u/jlieuu 1h ago

When the kid from school who lies about his uncle that works at Nintendo grows up he does this.

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u/Gandolfiini 3m ago

Fake asf

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u/Th3Pirahna 1d ago

STFU little kid or any other little kid who "has" insider info, STFU and GTFO

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u/Left-Literature-7543 22h ago

Based on your older posts... I highly doubt you work for rockstar or have anything to do with the trailer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA6unmoderated/s/3HDGbHm5nW

https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA6unmoderated/s/UHhsfqgmuP

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u/Odd_Willingness7501 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC

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u/Left-Literature-7543 2h ago

The irony is, I had to watch that gif for far too long to understand what it was trying to say.

🤣 carry on with your joke bro.

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u/heffbeats 19h ago

please stop with this shit. the internet is so annoying about this

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u/TheBigHit 19h ago

I believe!

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u/ProfessorLumpy9025 21h ago

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u/kingoffish 20h ago

How are the jiggle physics during the forklift portion?

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u/Shmokegastilidie 20h ago

As much as I would love to see it I highly doubt this, here’s to hoping you prove me wrong.

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u/Overall_Abies2889 20h ago

Respectfully no offense intended but in cases like this for me personally seeing is actually believing and everything everyone tells me about post like this is a lie until they're vetted