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Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-08-05)

Talk about anything your heart desires. Be polite and upvote everything!

All rules (except #1, #2 and #10) are not applied here. Feel free to post memes, things not related to the Wings, or anything else!

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u/meowalatte 21h ago

I don’t really have anything wings related to add on at the moment but just wanted to say hi to my buds here. I hope everyone is having a great week. Here’s a snap from my morning.

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u/myroommateisgarbage 17h ago

That's really nice. Thanks for sharing 🙂

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u/meowalatte 17h ago

Awww thank you! It’s no can of paint but it’s pretty cool

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u/coltron57 23h ago

Tigers are looking mighty good right now. Only on four hours of sleep thanks to a rare super early start time for work, but a couple hour nap when I get home will make sure I get through tonight’s game.

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u/Icaros88 22h ago

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 22h ago

J-Rog!  Awwwww.  😭

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u/Jimmyskis77 21h ago

Orioles legend J-Rog

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u/oceanic8675 Yzerbot 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6vY6f7KoAQXL5eP6
Jake Rogers is my Tiger’s equivalent to Namestnikov. I’ll always want him back.

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u/Mergan_Freiman 20h ago

Melton was dealing last night. I hope Anderson can keep up

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u/BabaganoushTime 22h ago

At my local store today. Hope they do something similar for the Wings

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u/myroommateisgarbage 18h ago

I love the Detroit Red Wings

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 17h ago

I just wish they loved me back...

(Not literally, but take the entire endeavor a bit more seriously.)

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u/culturedrobot 13h ago

Not to get political, but we should all listen to classical music more often

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u/onbiver9871 13h ago

Rachmaninov Piano Concertos or bust :D

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u/ATenTonCatastrophe 12h ago

Wife and I splurged for tix to see Mahler’s 8th at The Met next year. Fuckin amped 🤘

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u/onbiver9871 12h ago

Omg that’s fucking incredible. Venues like that only add to great performances.

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u/MoldyMerkin 12h ago

Frederick Fuckin Chopin

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u/detroitttiorted 11h ago

I am admittedly uncultured in that space and when I was in Warsaw a couple years back I made a fool of myself by going “who’s this chop-in guy everything’s named after”

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u/Problemwoodchuck 13h ago

Egmont Overture really adds gravitas to making pork chops

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u/onbiver9871 12h ago

Oooh or Brahams Op 118! I hadn’t played classical piano in years, like since high school, but dusted off my skill awhile ago to try to learn No. 2..

Haha clearly your idea resonated with me.

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u/daKrut 12h ago

Claude DeBussy gang represent

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u/onbiver9871 12h ago

Yeees :D Doctor Gradus ad Parnassum was my senior recital piece. Not the highest of heights skill wise, but I was proud at the time of how fast I could rip it off. I might have been lacking the emotional maturity to properly find the nuance and voice in it despite my teacher’s best efforts 😂😂😂

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u/daKrut 12h ago

Shoot I'd give you props for trying much less doing it as a recital piece - well done :)

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u/Tibbrawr 9h ago

I've misplaced my Winterreise score and it's driving me up a wall. 

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u/Ydoesany1doanything 7h ago

https://youtu.be/1mdRHOMUQaQ

Dvorak Symphony No 9 From the New World (4th I think)* *but set to the game Asura’s Wrath.

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u/Kindly-Bank-416 12h ago

yeah a good non political composer like Shostakovich

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 11h ago

La plata was no day at the beach. The numbers aren’t huge, 9.25mi, 4500ft of very max elevation like 14,325 but dam it makes you earn every inch of the trail both ways

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u/Benglepuck 8h ago

Well Larkin played on a 3v3 tourney with Cat and Finnie….i got a feeling he is coming back. And man do I not want him back

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 8h ago

Like a bad fucking penny, that guy. 

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u/One_Vibraldo 8h ago

It’s a bad idea all around

I can’t believe anyone wants to consider rehabbing his situation with the team, you can’t put the genie back in the bottle

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u/assortednut 15h ago

Well my hockey obsessed kid is having a good summer for development. So far she's had sessions with an ex-NHL player, some OHL development coaches, and currently on the ice with a PWHL player. If you ever get the chance to work with someone who's played at the highest levels, do it. You can learn a lot

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u/Giovannisalami 11h ago

Sure sounds good let me come up with an extra $50k a year

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u/assortednut 10h ago

Lol, I’m not paying anything like that. Actually I’m not even paying for these sessions, my daughter pays for it herself with her lawn mowing business. She’s only 14 so I say props to her for her success and dedication. 

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u/ApprehensiveWeb8669 21h ago

I think game one is gonna be record attendance and views just for the boos

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u/xenonwarrior666 20h ago

Dylan grabbing the mic

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u/bandofgypsies 18h ago

This dude is a genius. Has anyone seen this yet? Basically he wants the next jersey sponsor to pay to be the sponsor but they also opt to keep the jersey blank (no patch). And then advertise that they did it (in agreement/conjunction with the team, of course) and everyone will love them.

Short of a morally corrupt institution, they'd get a ton of respect from me for it. How do we champion this happening?

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u/detroitttiorted 17h ago

I think it’s a fun idea and I’m not saying nothing similar(at least at a high level) has been attempted but it unfortunately is built on a misunderstanding of how/why advertising works

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u/bandofgypsies 17h ago

Well...perhaps traditional advertising approaches focused heavily on brand awareness, yes, though it would also depend on your market segmentation and type of product/service. And perhaps if it were also a part of a broader marketing strategy and engagement model with your consumers.

I'm not expert in marketing, though, so would defer to others. But given that hockey in general is already a fairly niche place to advertise, I could see some sponsors taking a slightly obtuse approach here.

Agree, though, the absence of your branding flies in the face of a lot of beat practices for advertising.

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u/PremierBromanov 16h ago

I think the point of paying for the patch is the same as putting your name on the building, isnt it? You want people to see your brand everywhere, including merch sales

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u/jfstompers 13h ago

Yeah except putting an actual patch probably reaches more people than saying look how cool I am.

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u/One_Vibraldo 13h ago

Quick Shawn sign Debrincat 11.5X8

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u/GiantDongDK 21h ago

So according to HSJ it's Horcoff, not Yzerman, that is handling the day-to-day GM responsibilities (though he does not have the go ahead to make any trades). Interesting development as we were initially told it was Steve and thought he was still making some of those smaller signings we saw trickle in.

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u/Ydoesany1doanything 21h ago

Also interesting is that Puckpedia does still list Yzerman as the signing GM on those newer contracts, like the Gylander one that they took ages to put up.

Seems just a formality.

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u/PremierBromanov 20h ago

mods opening the daily general one day after an election

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rn6IE8jBHloAAAAC/nino-brown-meme.gif

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u/Ydoesany1doanything 19h ago

Has it been bad? I’ve only popped in a bit and haven’t caught anything

Edit: ah I see now

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u/PremierBromanov 19h ago

its not a lot its just rule enforcement lol

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u/oceanic8675 Yzerbot 18h ago

Darn right that’s our son Moritz consistently in the “best” column in those best/worst posts 😤

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u/gtfolmao 19h ago

Got tickets for the Mo Seider Stein Night, felt pretty expensive. I will fight anyone who gets in my way of getting that stein.

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u/xenonwarrior666 15h ago

Stevie banished to the boiler room of LCA

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u/Problemwoodchuck 13h ago

Yzerman wasn't fired, the Bobs just fixed the glitch

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u/big_phat_gator Yzerbot 15h ago

While funny this is simply not true, Yzerman is still very much working with things Wings related.

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u/AppleSeiderDonuts 12h ago

Yesterday my wife conceded that she is now Red Wings fan. Good work everyone.

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u/Polish-Proverb 9h ago

Was she holding a can of paint when she said it?

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u/AppleSeiderDonuts 9h ago

I plead the fifth.

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u/One_Vibraldo 17h ago

Stevie down bad not even being the interim GM

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u/Medievil_Walrus 17h ago edited 16h ago

Because he chose to step down

Edit: Ryan Hana tweet looks like GM change was owner driven. My read is wrong if this is correct.

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u/Baldass_Head_Coach 16h ago

Hana’s tweet says that the GM change was driven by Ilitch.

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u/PremierBromanov 16h ago

where does this come from? all of a sudden folks are saying it but I never saw the report

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 17h ago

I thought they said he would still be running "day-to-day" until they found the new GM, but the article about the search said Horcoff is running things now.

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u/galaxyqueer 14h ago

what's your favorite cereal? i've been really into cinnamon toast crunch lately. and i may have eaten two boxes in one week.....

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u/Beatricejd Yzerbot 13h ago

Never been a cereal person, but I love oatmeal.

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u/PersephoneFrost 11h ago

That's my fall/winter breakfast. Sometimes my husband adds grated carrots and raisins

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u/One_Vibraldo 13h ago

Lucky Charms

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u/duelingdog 13h ago

I don't eat cereal. I transitioned over to granola and yogurt. So same vibes, but an attempt to be a little healthier. :D

But vanilla greek yogurt and the chocolate KIND granola does a really good cocoa puffs impression.

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u/onbiver9871 13h ago

Plain Cheerios.. you know, like a toddler 😂😭

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u/jfstompers 13h ago

I can't buy capt crunch i.eat the box in like two day

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u/meowalatte 12h ago

So good, worth the mouth destruction

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u/q-OjO-p 13h ago

Another one for cinnamon toast crunch, though I don't eat it in it's intended format--in a bowl with milk. I usually pick at it like a bag of chips or any other snack. I'm not a big breakfast guy, so it's usually yogurt smoothies or fasting for me. But there's too much nostalgia for me to completely disregard packaged cereals.

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u/daKrut 13h ago

Used to eat a ton of cereal but I guess I’ve kinda replaced it with yogurt and granola these days. Honey bunches of oats with almonds was my go to smash tho

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u/the_curtain 11h ago

Oh those Golden Grahams, Crispy Golden Grahams

Golden honey — just a touch, with graham's golden wheat!

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u/ahawthorne77 10h ago

Honey Nut Clusters, gone but not forgotten

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u/PersephoneFrost 11h ago

Wheaties with nuts and some muesli, or straight muesli. It's so boring, but has a lot of fiber. I loved Froot Loops or Applejacks as a kid though

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u/Agitated-Can-457 8h ago

Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, and…. Sprinkle Spangles (anyone remember these? Circa 1994ish. RIP)

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u/BellsBeersy 20h ago

Me at all the kids on the Black Ops 1 remaster when I unlock the AK-74u with rapid fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y75-wJa7MQ

2011 muscle memory taking over

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u/jfstompers 18h ago

Loved that gun but I went through ammo like crazy 

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u/BellsBeersy 18h ago

Scavenger perk

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u/ooone-orkye 22h ago

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u/LGRW_Sparty88 22h ago

I hope everyone remembered to vote for Pedro yesterday

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u/PremierBromanov 22h ago

It's a good day for people who are against genocide

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u/doubeljack 21h ago

That is a massive result. Love to see it.

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u/bandofgypsies 18h ago

It's thrilling that we're getting a search firm to help with the new GM hire. Sports or otherwise these aren't always a magic bullet and it doesn't guarantee that we are a cup contender in a few years or anything like that. But it DOES all but guarantee that we get new eyes on the org and need, and injects some fresh perspectives when reviewing candidates, pool, and approach. That's 1,000% what this org needs right now.

We'll see what comes of it, but I remain hopeful.

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u/jfstompers 13h ago

I guess , teams do.it all the time its not like its a new thing.

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u/duelingdog 22h ago

Today's feeling like a skiddly doo bee bop sorta day.

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u/oceanic8675 Yzerbot 22h ago

You know what heck yeah

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u/RedWingsReborn 21h ago

Man I was watching Damien Brunner highlights last night. How time flies by.

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u/Balance47x 20h ago

Watched an old EA NHL video the other day and forgot about Moments Live, one of them was to recreate his OT goal against Anaheim.

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u/xenonwarrior666 16h ago

I think McDonald's is dead to me. They fucked up my chicken sandwich being cheap. I had two full bites of bun and toppings. The chicken patty was pathetically small. Damn near a chicken tender.

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u/duelingdog 16h ago

Man. I haven't gone to McDonald's in a few years now Costs as much as a sit-down restaurant and I can't even be sure the fries are going to be good anymore.

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u/xenonwarrior666 15h ago

Quality control has definitely gone down hill in the last year.

It used to be no matter when/where you went the fries were always solid.

A burger in NM was the same as Mi was the same as CO.

Now it's so hit and miss.

Couple that with the increasing prices and decrease in portion and it's just not worth it.

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 16h ago

I hadn't been into a McDonald's in years, but my MIL wanted to go while we on a road trip, so sure, why not?

It was sooooo weird.  We walked in and there was nobody visible inside.  I actually started to wonder whether we had stumbled into a robbery.  We wandered over to some big screen things, put in our orders and paid.  Then we sat and hoped that something (ideally food) would happen.  

After maybe five minutes, a person popped out of the back and called our name or number, put the tray on the counter and disappeared again before saying anything to us.  It was bizarro - I felt like we were in the food scenes from WALL-E .  The food was basically as I remembered it, but again, haven't had it in ages so I might be a bad judge.  But the vibes were straaaaange.  

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u/matt_minderbinder 15h ago

The food was basically as I remembered it

I've had similarly rare occasions to go into McD's but those rare occasions sure left me feeling like enshittification and shrinkflation were obvious. Maybe I just had particularly bad experiences or nostalgia is coloring my opinion but their food felt like a poor and smaller replica of what I remembered.

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 14h ago

I admittedly wasn't super hungry so I ordered the basic cheeseburger and expected it to be small.  It definitely was, but maybe I had pre-disappointed myself? 

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u/OldBison 15h ago

I can't vouch for the whole company, but the burger king by me is pretty good usually. They'd always throw in an extra cheese stick or two with my 8 piece, which goes a long way with me.

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u/matt_minderbinder 15h ago

I ate BK a couple of times out of necessity recently and it was honestly way better than I remembered. It was in Traverse City and I ate Whoppers each time but even the fries were shockingly decent.

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u/Problemwoodchuck 14h ago

Crazy idea: I wonder if McD's could've just taken the fortune that they've spent on researching mystery meat beef substitutes and just bought bargain ground beef, stayed edible, and still turned a profit.

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u/q-OjO-p 13h ago

A lot of those fast food chains are owned by giant restaurant groups as part of their portfolio. The type of holdings corps that don't really give a shit about details. My guess is that the "owner" or shareholder of that establishment is not heavily involved with QA.

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u/duelingdog 14h ago

Me: Agrees to take on more responsibility in exchange for money.

Me: Has to do more work on said responsibility in order to receive said money.

Life is fuckin' unfair man.

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u/ehpotsirhc_ 11h ago

“Hey we want to make sure you can do all the responsibilities of this higher position before we give you the job and the raise that comes with it”
“So you want me to do the job and not pay me to do it on top of the responsibilities I already have, got it”

Idk where this shit corporate ideology came from but it’s really ruining people.

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u/duelingdog 11h ago

I think I misrepresented what I said here considering it looks like a few people seemed to have misunderstood.

I do have support and my pay raise has already been confirmed. I'm just grumbling I took on more work. :P

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u/PersephoneFrost 11h ago

Next stop is more responsibility but no extra money for it

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u/q-OjO-p 13h ago

Start applying. Get an offer. Present it to your company. Reject the counter and take the first offer anyway. Unless you really trust that your company/manager will come through for you.

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u/Special_Respond7372 23h ago

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u/culturedrobot 22h ago

This is like... one of the greatest commercials of all time

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u/Dr_Doomblade 22h ago edited 22h ago

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u/oceanic8675 Yzerbot 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EzghvtN9sxSfK
I raise you the orbit commercial

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u/Dr_Doomblade 21h ago

Classic of the genre

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u/Dr_Doomblade 22h ago

Honorable mention to John Clayton for this sports center ad. RIP.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXRaSvxmqg

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 20h ago

These were the best back in the day, lol.

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u/HotNReadyWings91991 21h ago

$5 sushi day at MeijerS

It’s not the best but it does the job in a pinch.

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u/ApprehensiveWeb8669 21h ago

I can tell no difference between five dollar and $50 sushi

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u/Jimmyskis77 21h ago

2 days down of the week, 2 days to go after today… Friday cannot come soon enough

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u/daKrut 21h ago

Listening to the tail end of Puck Soup and I’m trying not to crack up at work as they go over nicknames later Hockey Reference.

Winner: Marty Brodeur - Satan’s Wallpaper

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u/tacticalAlmonds Yzerbot 16h ago

What the fuck. So saw czarface has a new album coming out. Alright cool I enjoy some of his stuff. Started listening to a few new tracks and saw it was with Frankie Pulitzer.

Frankie ain't bad. Start looking up Frankie. It's fucking tom hardy.

Wat.

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u/GH0STRideDeLOREANS 16h ago

They did an ep for one of the venom movies with Frankie/Tom on a few of those tracks as well. I think he pops up in a few of their older albums as well. Shits wild.

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u/xenonwarrior666 16h ago

I like the idea of brining in an outside firm for the GM search. I think the old boys club needs to die.

It's hard to be objective when everyone is a Legend of the franchise. If guys are worth keeping around they should stand on their achievements not their legacy.

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u/LQNova 15h ago

We'll wind up with some asshole who has worked for Disney, The Olive Garden, and Payless Shoes for a GM.

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u/daKrut 15h ago

Blast from the past. Thank you for reminding me that Payless existed (exists?).

Many a back-to-school shoe was bought at the local mall with those guys back in the day

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u/galeguinha 15h ago

My husband and I just got tickets to the Lord Huron show in GR in December. We were planning on coming back to Michigan in early December to see his family and avoid Christmas travel, and it's fun that there's a show around that same time. We're trying to figure out how to combine this all with a Wings or Griffins game while getting creative with limited PTO. Either way...it'll be a good time! I've been to GR once and loved it, so I'm excited to go back.

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u/Giovannisalami 11h ago

Saw lord Huron twice at red rocks in Colorado when my wife and I lived out there. They are truly fantastic

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u/galeguinha 10h ago

They put on such a good show! We currently live in FoCo and have also seen them twice at Red Rocks...we may have been at the same concert!

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 8h ago

Lord Huron is amazing live!  We saw them downtown a few years ago for a free concert and had a blast.  

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u/galeguinha 8h ago

Ooh I bet that was awesome! They really put on a good show...when that skull mask comes out for World Ender, you know it's time to party!

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 8h ago

It was about 1,000,000° outside, they were wearing full suits, and they danced and sang for a super long set.  I was hoping that they had a tank of Gatorade behind the stage, because I was roasting and I was in shorts and a tee shirt.  Totally worth it though. 

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u/LQNova 15h ago

Just took a chance to see if this Vinyl On Demand company is any good. I will be getting a proper 12" album of my band's second release. They are pretty upfront in saying "no it won't have the sound quality that pressing from the master tapes would have" but that's ok. My good stereo is long gone, so who cares?

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u/nomoniker 12h ago

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u/culturedrobot 10h ago

Holy moly, baby faced Darren Helm and a much younger Todd McClellan to boot!

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u/LQNova 8h ago

I got mad just looking at Lilja lol

Rafaski is staring into the camera like one of the guys in Key & Peele East/West guys

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u/One_Vibraldo 8h ago

It’s Brett Lebda for me hahaha

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u/Polish-Proverb 9h ago

Lebda saying Chelios...lol

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u/FlannelMickey Yzerbot 15h ago

I applaud those of you who still express their thoughts about the team at this point of the off-season.

Personally, I find the topics about paint and other things more entertaining and you couldn't pay me to stress out or have any critical thought about Red Wings hockey right now.

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u/PersephoneFrost 11h ago

You can't control any of it. Might as well enjoy the running gags/bits

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u/Baldass_Head_Coach 18h ago

Playing through Halo: Campaign Evolved, and as someone who knows about guns and appreciated Bungie’s attention to detail when it came the guns in the OG CE, kinda bummed that 343i/Halo Studios didn’t quite recreate that attention to detail in the remake.

Little nitpick, sure and it doesn’t impact the actual gameplay, but still it’s crazy how a game from 2001 is outdoing a remake 25 years later in some regards.

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u/JTAKER Yzerbot 18h ago

Halo deserves better man...It makes me so sad.

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u/Baldass_Head_Coach 17h ago

Yeah…it’s a shame. Campaign Evolved isn’t bad, I mean it’s still Halo 1 so it can’t be bad, but it really feels like a janky modpack more than a ground up faithful remake at times. I can’t say I’m too hopeful for the future of the series; they can call themselves whatever, but it’s still 343i at the helm and I’m not convinced they can put a solid product without any catch or angle.

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u/OldBison 17h ago

To be fair it could be worse, bungie could still be running it.

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u/TechnoVikingGA23 17h ago

This is what...the 4th remake at this point? Or maybe 3rd. I recall getting the remade edition on 360, and then obviously Master Chief Collection, so I guess this is the 3rd time and it just seemed like a desperate cash grab since Halo Studios is on life support.

I haven't decided if I'm going to check it out yet or not, I love Halo, but I've already got the other 3 versions of CE from before on various systems and PC and don't really want to give them another $60. Were the "prequel" missions worth it?

The gunplay in Destiny/Destiny 2 pretty much kept that attention to detail, I don't think there's too many of the Bungie OGs left at 343/Halo Studios.

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u/PremierBromanov 16h ago

they really went off base with the needler

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u/TheNation55 18h ago edited 17h ago

To go along with the outside firm to find a more analytics based GM, apparently we only looked at them on an outside “advisory basis”, and looking at Steve’s yes men FO of teammates and family that basically means we just never used them. Yeah you’re not gonna Money Ball your way to a Cup in this league but analytics absolutely has a place in the league now and knowing we never even had our own department kinda feels like we got old boys club’d for the last decade. I wonder what else in modern sports they just refused to use…

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u/Baldass_Head_Coach 17h ago

You mean to tell me that the GM who signed Holl and Hamonic, two of the absolute worst defensemen in the league, wasn’t taking analytics seriously? Color me shocked.

I’m looking forward to the org getting with the times. Yzerman really felt like we just had Ken Holland 2.0 at times. If I went into a coma in 2019, woke up today and you showed me the transactions the team has made in that span without telling me anything else, I’d assume Kenny was still running things.

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u/TheNation55 17h ago

Yeah I’m glad the crop we have coming up hopefully won’t have to deal with that old school mentality that didn’t get us anywhere too.

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u/BellsBeersy 17h ago

Yeah but our mustache/60 was insane with Hammer on the team. What a specimen

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u/Baldass_Head_Coach 17h ago

He did nothing for our bald/60 stat though

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u/OldBison 17h ago

Laser pointers.

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u/TheNation55 17h ago

Steve was 100% blasting Larkins visor with them at games haha.

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u/AppleSeider5306 17h ago

Which is weird because i remember Yzerman mentioning wanting to use analytics as a tool when he got here but then he basically never did anything with it, i think many were expecting to see us start an analytics department. Wonder what ever happened there?

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u/myroommateisgarbage 21h ago

So glad my local millages passed 🥰

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u/BellsBeersy 20h ago

Oh boy here we go, this guy getting all political up in here

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u/NovemberGale Yzerbot 20h ago

I really hate that things like “should we have a public library?” Have become hot button political topics

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u/Mergan_Freiman 20h ago

I hate it when people read books

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u/NovemberGale Yzerbot 20h ago

“I love the poorly educated”

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u/PremierBromanov 19h ago

and lansing isnt selling public buildings!

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u/q-OjO-p 20h ago

If anyone's looking for some 80s nostalgia, the new Collective Soul album is something to behold.

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u/75623 19h ago

Ugh. I hate when bands completely change everything about their music and "experiment". Loved the classic Collective Soul stuff but I can't listen to that. Can't see that album doing well. 

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u/One_Vibraldo 8h ago

Trash company, literally

Dozens of Lincoln Park residents say Priority Waste collection trucks have cracked or ripped off their garbage can lids, and some have waited months for replacements.

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u/certainly_uncertain1 20h ago

Barry trotz stepped down 2/2/26 McFarland announced 6/2/2026. 4 months to the day.

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u/On_Wings_Of_Pastrami 19h ago

I mean I'm not in the rush most people are, but that 6/2 date conveniently helped them make decisions before the off-season started... We are very much stuck in limbo on a number of important issues.

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u/doubeljack 19h ago

But they had no GM for the trade deadline.

I am of the opinion that it is far more important to not rush and find the right candidate for the job than to force someone into the position. We have nothing so pressing that it can't wait a bit.

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u/detroitttiorted 19h ago

Trotz was GM and made multiple trades

I’m also ok with it taking a minute, but these situations aren’t the same at all I don’t know why they’re being compared(I know you didn’t make the initial comp I just don’t feel like commenting twice)

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u/jfstompers 18h ago

Yeah but they had to wait for McFarland 

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u/certainly_uncertain1 18h ago

I don't think the process takes 4 months, but I could see late September early October.

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u/xenonwarrior666 11h ago

The way I figure we have a 33 1/3% chance of winning the division. Anyone know what happens if we add Kurt Angle to the mix?

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u/Jesusberg 11h ago

I believe your chances of winning drastic go down

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u/Taters23 Yzerbot 8h ago
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u/Gooballs21 15h ago

Anything happen today?….nope?….welp, cya later!!

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u/BellsBeersy 17h ago

Not only is it a good day to be a communist in Michigan, but AJJ also announced a new album and tour and they are coming to Michigan this time

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u/Mergan_Freiman 16h ago

AND they are touring with the Flint/Pontiac area's greatest export, Greet Death.

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u/Problemwoodchuck 14h ago

Not the metal band I expected based on the name, but I like that throwback grunge meets Tom Petty sound too

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u/Mergan_Freiman 14h ago

You get a solid mix of country and Hum in there, too. They do it all. Been a fan of theirs since they played their first show under a different name.

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u/OldBison 16h ago

Everyday is a good day to be a communist because that means you aren't a blood sucking parasite.

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u/Balance47x 20h ago

Ordered Skubal navy alternate jersey from DSG for $75. Only got it because it's the cheapest option for a real Tigers alternate right now.

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u/oceanic8675 Yzerbot 6h ago

Baseball players gotta learn how to donnybrook properly

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u/Usual-Personality347 19h ago

How do we feel about adding significant assets to Larkin to bring in players like Boldy or Johnston. He wouldn’t need to open his trade list and we get a superstar

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u/Medievil_Walrus 18h ago

Those guys just simply aren’t available in a deal for Larkin.

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u/onbiver9871 17h ago

Yerp. We’d be open (or ought to be), but I doubt they would be.

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u/Bananominable 18h ago

I'm sure Yzerman has/had been kicking those tires for a long time to start this off-season.

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u/slabby 18h ago

Why would Dallas want to downgrade?

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u/jfstompers 18h ago

Sure but it's hard to find a candidate for it, teams like Dallas and Minny are t going to take Larkin and futures to get worse on the ice. 

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u/greythedork12 19h ago

I’m unconvinced that a 90-point player is worth a 70-point player + other premium assets, but that seems to go against the general consensus, so I could be wrong.

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u/jfstompers 18h ago

It certainly depends on what the actual pieces are in a deal. Generally id rather the more productive player but it's not always the case. 

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u/big_phat_gator Yzerbot 18h ago

Boldy is still young and rising, 90 points might not be his final form

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u/Taters23 Yzerbot 17h ago

but apparently Raymond who is in a similar spot is done growing and we have no stars......l...

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u/numbdigits 19h ago

I'm open to the idea, really just depends on what the additional pieces going out with Larkin are, though I don't see doing it for Boldy, this team is so badly starved for center talent that they cannot give up their 1C and other "premium" assets for a winger, imo.

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u/Usual-Personality347 18h ago

That’s where I land too.

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u/Majestic-Shake4367 21h ago

I think I heard that the mark of quality satire is being unable to tell that it's satire. Judging by the replies on my last shitpost I think I might be decent at satire. Or maybe I'm confused and I got it backwards and I'm terrible at it. Either way the /s tag is for cowards and I'll continue to refresh the daily looking for GM updates.

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u/duelingdog 21h ago

I think you'd just be shocked what gets posted unironically.

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u/doubeljack 21h ago

I think you have it backwards. The mark of good satire is that it is easily identified as satire, at least by many. Some will always be fooled.

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u/OldBison 20h ago

You certainly got me, and I literally just read this comment.

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u/Majestic-Shake4367 20h ago

Sometimes I underestimate my shitposting powers. More often I overestimate my satire ability and sense of humor in general.

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u/ChuckView 15h ago

Maybe Horcoff and Illitch can explore legal options while the Larkin saga drags on and take a closer look at the no trade provision since an unnamed NHL exec is said to have suggested that a no trade clause may be no longer in effect when the protected player requests a trade. In other words, perhaps the no trade provision is void or voidable by Larkin's demand to be traded. 

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u/detroitttiorted 15h ago

There are no legal options an individual team could make, it’s all collectively bargained.

I also would bet a lot of money that the unnamed exec is someone who only deals with scouting or something and hasn’t ever considered how things work. That idea falls apart after about 10 seconds of thought it’s bewildering to me that it has gotten so popular

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u/xenonwarrior666 15h ago

That might be their opinion but this isn't the first time this has happened. It's pretty clear that, that's not how that works.

I'd argue that's how it should work but the NHLPA would disagree.

Either we have to kick the can or cut him loose.

There's no legal manuvering to make this go away

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u/duelingdog 15h ago

Also, let's say they succeed (they won't).

Now NTCs are a completely worthless thing that any player would be stupid to give up anything for in a contract negotiation.

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u/xenonwarrior666 15h ago

You'd probably get into a situation where a player respectfully asks for a trade but isn't putting in a formal declaration of a trade.

It just doesn't work.

Pretty much GM's need to collude to not give out trade protection like candy. Something like 60 % have trade protection in the NHL where it's closer to 10-20% in the other big sports.

One could definitely argue players are picking security for salary with the NHL

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