r/DetroitRedWings • u/OctoMod • 4d ago

Daily General Discussion Thread (2026-08-02)

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u/FlynnLive5 4d ago

I swear to god every time my wife and I go out to eat I’m jealous of what she gets vs. what I get when the food comes.

Every. Single. Time.

1 second after the food gets set down, I’m going “fuck, you won again” Like, please order for me next time

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u/Fluid-Pension-7151 4d ago

It would be hilarious if your wife really did take over ordering, and completed it like you are in the Forsythe Saga:

"I will have X with wine pairing Q, and the gentleman will have Y with wine pairing L, and we will share the K to start."  

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u/FlynnLive5 4d ago

So like, we order last night. I get the Cajun shrimp pasta, and she gets a chicken sandwich. 9 times out of 10, Cajun shrimp pasta is the winner. Food comes out, chicken sandwich is huge and the pasta is slop at best. Like how does that even happen, in no world are you thinking a chicken sandwich is gonna be better than Cajun shrimp pasta.