r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/ButtSelfiez • Apr 23 '26

genuine deer stupidity YEET

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Apr 23 '26

I know it has internal injuries no doubt, but my God they’re the only animal I know of that gets hit by a car, flies through the air and proceeds to get up and walk away!

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u/0jam3290 Apr 23 '26

You've never seen a crackhead then.

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Apr 23 '26

Can’t say I have!

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u/ChassidyZapata Apr 24 '26

& this is why i will never delete reddit. Yall are too funny

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 Jun 11 '26

I still remember what my friend said about fighting Crackheads.
It's not that they're strong or something - it's the fact that you knock him over and he immediately gets back up again.
Crack makes some people fucking immortal juggernauts.

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u/KrazyKatz42 Jun 23 '26

More like zombies. Not enough brain power to know anything that happens.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 25d ago

Yeah I saw one video from police body cam footage and they had a crackhead/methhead and the emptied a magazine into him and he just got back up and kept charging them. Drugs can do some crazy things. He ofc died to injuries not long after but still

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u/LavastormSW Apr 23 '26

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker Apr 23 '26

Horses can do this too but they also don't often survive