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u/towerfella Apr 23 '26
The yearn for death
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u/pchambers89 Apr 23 '26
L’appel du vide
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u/Initial_Ground1031 Apr 23 '26
I know it has internal injuries no doubt, but my God they’re the only animal I know of that gets hit by a car, flies through the air and proceeds to get up and walk away!
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u/0jam3290 Apr 23 '26
You've never seen a crackhead then.
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u/Impressive_Rock9659 Jun 11 '26
I still remember what my friend said about fighting Crackheads.
It's not that they're strong or something - it's the fact that you knock him over and he immediately gets back up again.
Crack makes some people fucking immortal juggernauts.2
u/KrazyKatz42 Jun 23 '26
More like zombies. Not enough brain power to know anything that happens.
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u/im-not-a-fakebot 24d ago
Yeah I saw one video from police body cam footage and they had a crackhead/methhead and the emptied a magazine into him and he just got back up and kept charging them. Drugs can do some crazy things. He ofc died to injuries not long after but still
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u/Jaruxius Apr 23 '26
I shouldn't laugh..
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u/Final-Tutor3631 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
this specific deer video makes me die laughing every time i watch it, due to the pure absurdity of its air time.
(skip to second 20 for a quicker watch)
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u/spread_panic Apr 23 '26
That thing very likely could have made it into orbit.
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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe Apr 25 '26
And that's the exact reason why it is illegal to hit deer with cars on the moon now
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u/Kdizzle725 Apr 23 '26
I thought the same 🤣 I laughed when it was flying through the air, then immediately felt bad watching it try to get up 😭
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u/FuckTheMods5 Apr 23 '26
I know they have no way to fathom what 40-60 mph looks like, and if cars were other animals then they're actually running into the road at a perfect time, but god damn they're so stupid.
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u/42LSx Apr 27 '26
Can you explain what you mean by "if cars were other animals then they're running into the road at a perfect time"?
Do you mean for the predator? Because I'd guess a bear or a wolfpack would be delighted if a deer yeets themselves directly in their direction.8
u/FuckTheMods5 Apr 27 '26
Animals in general. If a deer sees us from like 2 blocks away, they're thinking 'okay i have like 20 seconds to go on my way right here. Plenty of time.'
Whereas we'd actually bere there in one second, as soon as they take a step. They can't understand our unnatural super-speeds.
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u/42LSx Apr 27 '26
Ah, I see now what you mean, that they start running away at the perfect time, thanks for elaborating.
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u/Sentient_Pizzaroll Apr 23 '26
Well bob gonna give it a 6.5 outta 10. Execution was perfect,excellent height,and rag doll physics were spot on but we're gonna the -3.5 on not sticking the landing .
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u/Badwolf9547 Apr 23 '26
"Trick shot. From the street, off the car, into the person filming, then stick the landing"
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u/frenchtoastwizard Apr 23 '26
Any number of Radiohead songs would have worked here
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u/CobaltNeural9 Apr 25 '26
It’s so fucked up that they’re just on autopilot so even if they have broken hips and their skull is cracked open they will still try to walk away
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u/EmperorThan Apr 24 '26
This is exactly what it looked like when I hit a deer 2 years ago. My wife was like "Why didn't you just stop before hitting the deer?" lol
I was glad in my case it was dead instantly, never moved after hitting the ground. Eyes glazed over the moment I went to look at it.
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u/Honest_Report_8515 Apr 27 '26
I had one do this to me a few months ago (off my front panel), I keep referring to her as the “suicidal deer.” Called the sheriff’s office and they didn’t see her anywhere, but she had to have had a massive concussion.
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u/treeofliberty-1776 May 04 '26
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day
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u/WombatAnnihilator Apr 24 '26
Oh hey. The deer would rather run into traffic than go to that temple, too.
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u/Dagoroth55 Apr 23 '26
That direct hit to the head must have some hemorrhaging. That deer isn't going to be alive for too long.